And the Man of the Year Award goes to.....
KING JULIAN!
Dont' act surprised.. you knew he would win! King Julian is officially my favourite person as of now. His style, his attitude, his personality... I want to be like him!
Favourite quotes:
"Shh! We're hiding. Everyone be quiet. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.."
"Come on, time to robot! [robot voice] I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute. "
Julian: [begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat] Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me [Maurice begins waving Julian's arm] Julian: Faster, you naughty little monkey!
"Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow"
Julian: We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa. Julian: The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies! Julian: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up.
"Can you not see you have insulted the freak?"
Julian: All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep... [10-second pause]
Julian: [shouts] How long is this going to take?
Julian: After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
[presents Alex with his crown]
Alex the Lion: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
Julian: [after Melman has announced he has only 48 hours to live] If I had only two days to live, I would invade a neighboring country, and force my ideology on them, whether they wanted it or not.
And the Woman of the Year Award goes to...
Zac Efron!
Ahaha. Haha. Ha.
I think its quite a stroke of genius for me to have awarded him with this. Fantastic idea isn't it, Deanna, Lydia, Su-lyn, and the gazillion other people who, as Meera wisely said "watch HSM just to laugh at it."
*stops laughing, turns around, and sees Nicole, Amanda Soo, and the other retards people who like Zac Efron advancing with menacing looks on their faces*
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*runs away*
