Flabajaba.

"Will things ever be the same again?


It's the final countdown.."


- Europe,'The Final Countdown'


♥ Me.

Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...


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Monday, July 31, 2006

8:40 pm

Hey Guys..today was funny... During chapel, Esther was sitting next to me, and making all these super funny comments, and I just kept on laughing and laughing. Then came Chinese; free period 4 me!!!! So I struggled to finish Life Science and Physics homework, though I was unable to finish Life Sc, due to Amrit, who was making December Holiday plans with great gusto and myself, who refused to cave in to that little voice in my head telling me to be responsible.
I was also quite disturbed by this msn convo Shakti and Naomi were having (even though they were right next 2 each other), abt this person whose name I shall not disclose. This person had apparently been ignoring them on msn, and they came up with highly imaginative ideas as to why she had been ignoring them, which included "Aiyah, she must be pregnant lah." They then went on to speculate about a couple of MALE teachers who looked pregnant. Recounting the rest of their converstion shall make me faint , so I shall not continue.

So, after that was English.... All u gals in 2e will probably be grinnning devilishly by now... Mwahahaha...Yes, English. :))

So, Mr. Seow came in with this new hairstyle... We already knew about it cuz the rumours had been floating around for some time... It was quite nice... Everyone thought he looked better with it.... So, he dyed his hair dark brown too...Nice colour lah..So when we greeted him, we said "Good morning Mr. Brown." just to emphasize the whole thing. Then-


Cheryl: Mr. Seow, do you think you look better with this new hairstyle?
Mr. Seow:[self-consciously] Um..er...no.
2e: Then why did you change ur hair??


Mr. Seow: So how? Xiao Hui? What are you going to do? How now?
Xiao Hui: How now, BROWN cow?
Mr. Seow: Are you calling me a cow????

2e: Yeessss....


Then, he asked us about our CIP hours. We were all supposed to have six hours..But some pple had not completed theirs yet. So, pple either said '2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours or zero' ..When he came to Hui Ling, she said "Zero." in this horribly bored and fed-up manner.. and we all laughed. Then he came to Xing Yi(Sotong).
Mr. Seow: Sotong! How many hours?
Sotong: [Looks around blurly] Me ah? Oh! Five and a half.

I mean that wasn't even a number! But anyway, she explained she had left one of the sessions 1/2 an hour early. When it was my turn, Sarah told me to say my time in minutes.. So I said "360 minutes." Seow looked at me in exasperation, then the poor thing proceeded to count out the time on his fingers.. Then at Esther's turn, she said "21600 seconds." Then Seow got a bit tired of the whole thing... So we bullied him some more....haha

Life Sciences was as boring as ever...Only funny thing was- I kept on pestering Ms. Sim about the possibilities of producing a man-plant.
Then DAPHNE, yes, Daphne said: "You know, Mrs. Lim could be a man-plant..She looks like she's got a bird's nest on her head."
Oh gosh..I totally burst out laughing.....And alot of people looked at us in amazement... Daphne, Me, Candice and Jin Yee were just laughing like maniacs...haha...


Physics was funny.. We were learning abt prisms and rainbows and Mrs. Low suddenly started singing this innocent rainbow song... And in the middle of it, some person in our class just yelled "BABY DICK." I mean, come on! Then, in the middle of the innocent lesson about refraction of light, some other random person yelled "BACKSIDE!!!!"Poor Mrs. Low!

Thats all 4 now,
Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Friday, July 21, 2006

4:11 pm

Oh gosh...today was super funny.... We bullied Mr. Melvin Seow... So me, Jermaine and Shakti wrote down a couple of questions to ask him, then the three of us, with Sarah, Esther, Nic, Xiao, and many more went to ask him the questions.... The words in italics are his answers....

Black or White? black
Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate
Girl or Guy?
[ Mr. Seow: Girls, whatever i answer I give, you all will have something to say.
Esther: Just say!
Mr. Seow: Ok, fine! Guys!]

Dog or Cat? Dog
Cab or Bus? Cab
Water or Chocolate? Chocolate.
Sarah or Esther? (Refuses to answer)

Pen or Pencil? Pen
Love or Hate? Love
Night or Day? Day

Bed or Floor? Bed
[Esther: But the floor is so much more...passionate..
Mr. Seow: What do YOU know about passion?
Rivali (me): Trust me, she knows ALOT.]

Ms. Ho's bed or your bed? His bed.

Gina Thomsett or Ng Mui Eng? Gina
[Sarah: Gosh, he said that so..quickly and spontaneously...
Mr. Seow: Girls, you asked me to choose...so I chose..
Rivali: We asked you to choose between Sarah and Esther too... You didn't answer..
Xiao Hui: Is it because Mrs. Thomsett is prettier?
Rivali: Should we mail this to Mr. Thomsett?
Mr. Seow: No girls, I - (he gives up)


Children or Animals? Animals
Astrid or Ivfen? (refused to answer)
BMW or Mercedes? Mercedes
Music or Silence? Music
Love or Sex? Love


Sex or Sex?
[Mr. Seow: Rivali, that is not a question.
Sarah: Answer it..
Mr. Seow: But-but.. theres no choice!
Esther: Ok, so he chooses sex..
Mr. Seow: Gosh, you girls...]

Melly or Wai Mun?
[Mr. Seow: I don't even know both of them!]

Xiao Hui or Nicole? (Refused to answer)
Football or baseball? Baseball
Glasses or Contacts? Contacts

Marbles or BALLS? Balls
[Mr. Seow: Balls.. thats what you want me to say right?]


How many girlfriends have you had?
[Mr. Seow: I won't tell you.
Sarah: Okay, fine. Whats your favourite number?
Mr. Seow: 39.
Rivali: Okay, Esther, write that he has 39 ex-girlfrriends.
Whole Class: Wah, Mr Seow, you so flirt ah? Playboy ah?]


Thats all Folks!
luv, Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Monday, July 17, 2006

8:41 pm

You know, I realized that I usually start my blogs with "Oh Gosh...today was super funny..." Well whatever... I shall continue with that...

Oh gosh... today was super funny... Meera Rajah went around asking everyone to sign this piece of paper, even Mr. Seow and Mr. Ong Kifo. She was like " Quickly! Quickly! Sign! I gotta go, okay?" Then after the innocent person signed, she unfolded the piece of paper. It was a paper frame saying "I AM MEERA RAJAH. MY FACE IS SO GREAT, ITS FRAMED." And apparently, Mr. Seow tried to cancel his signature, but she wouldn't let him.... Mwahaha...
Sotong is seriously becoming less blur..haha

Oh, do you guyz like my new blogskin?

Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Saturday, July 15, 2006

8:35 pm

Had a great day today.... I went with Jer, Su-lyn and Ms. Cheah for Pirates of the Carribean. So Jer, Su-lyn and I were there quite early, so we practised this prank we had decided to play on Ms. Cheah. So when she arrived....

Jermaine: Look guys, I"m really sorry. You know I booked the tickets online? They said there"s no reservations or something.. AND ALL THE MOVIES FOR TODAY ARE SOLD OUT!!! Oh my gosh! (panicking)
Su-lyn: So whats going on? Does that mean we can"t watch Pirates of the Carribean?
Rivali: No, I don"t think so...gosh...
Jermaine: No, I don"t think we can!
Mel (Ms. Cheah): Really? So what do you girls wanna do now?
Rivali: We can watch some other movie...
Mel (Ms. Cheah): Ok.. what movie?
Su-lyn: Yeah, what?

Jermaine: Hey! Can we go for Basic Instinct 2?
Rivali: The one with Sharon Stone?
Jermaine: Yes!
Su-lyn: Erm… but isn"t it R21 for sexual content?
Rivali: Yeah, but I heard its a good movie..
Jermaine: Yeah..you want?
Su-lyn: Yah but- well I guess we could!
Rivali: Yes, all we need is an I.C. from someone above 21...

[ All turn and look at Mel. Grin evilly.]

Mel (Ms. Cheah): Um... I guess I could -er- buy the tickets but...erm...er...

[Jer, Su-lyn and me burst out laughing]

Mel (Ms. Cheah): Um.. is this all real??
Jermaine:Hahahaha....um...NO!

Then we went and took neoprints... haha... and in one neoprint we drew in James... And Cheah was like " Girls??? What are you doing??"MWAHAHAH

After that we watched the movie... It was super long but nice. And we kept on passing nachos around without eating them and poor Su-lyn was forced to eat them.. Then we kept on asking Mel to pass the nachos on even though there was nobody on her other side...
After the movie we like went and ate some stuff at the foodcourt... while just talking.. And it was super funny and we were just like laughing and laughing and talking about stuff like Mr. Ong and reminding Cheah that she had yet to go out with him...

Then i had stupid bengali class and had to go... and they all left pretty soon after that...haha..
We should definitely go out again!

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

5:53 pm

Oh my gosh. Home Econs today was hilarious. I mean, it started off with Ms Loy giving us this lecture about Nutrients and Minerals and yadayadayada. Then she said "Girls, everything you eat has nutrients. So I put up my hand and said, " Ms. Loy, theoretically speaking, if we eat air, then air is food. But since when did air have minerals?"Then the poor woman got agitated and tried to explain why air wasn't food and all that.
Then after that, we asked her what cured meat was. So she was like, " Cured meat is meat that has been put in salt for a long time and has no germs." or *something* like that. Then she continued- " You see, in the olden days,there were no refridgerators. So, pple stored their meat in salt, so it wouldn't go stale in winter."
Then esther said " Why couldn't they just eat rocks?"
I mean, that comment was totally random and nonsensical, but Esty and I were like just laughing like hell.....

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;