Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Rivali is sucha fantabulous, wonderful, nice, pretty, attractive, kind, generous, understanding, sympathetic, compassionate, sensitive, great friend! <33 (FYI, she asked me to write all that.)
And that above paragraph just goes to show that I have officially mastered 'The Art of Sucking Up WhenNecessary'. Sucking Up: (noun.) informal: A course of action which allows you to do anything that you want to, such as going up to a random person setting an ant farm on her, tying her to a flag-pole and then selling her on e-bay, while escaping all forms of punishment whatsoever.
Let me try my luck: Well, since Rivali isn't here, here are three things that I'm going to drill into each and every single solitary person's head who's reading this. 1.) Why Meera is wonderful. 2.) Why EVERYONE else should agree that Meera is wonderful. 3.) Why everyone should declare her as Princess and become her slave.
Ehh, just kidding. I think it's smartest to cancel that to evade all possible forms of death, such as Rivali coming after me with a chopper knife after she returns to Singapore. (P.S. I didn't write any of the above stuff, please don't kill me, Rivali. It was.. my imaginary friend :D)
Anyway, HELLO :D This is Meera here 'cause Rivali went overseas to live in a Desert inside a palace inside India for one month. Don't kill yourselves over missing her presence, because she will be back on the 2nd of November. I'm helping her update because of my natural kindness and helpfulness and generosity. And also slightly because she asked me too. Heh.
Anyway, uhh, SCHOOOOL'S OVERRRRRRRR! Which, uhh, you all probably know. Uhh, seeing as how it's been over for roughly a month now (Shuttup, I know my math stinks).
OMGGG, I seriously cannot believe I just said that. Embarassing much. About the 'SCHOOOOL'S OVERRRRRRRR!' part, not about the 'my math stinks' part. I have been kindly enlightened about the part on how 'my math stinks' since 2 years ago, when I was informed that my math was 'horrible, terrible, vegetable'. Because everybody probably already knows that school's over -____-"
But, oh well, I guess it isn't THAT embarassing. I mean, I'm sure that there must be some people out there beef-headedenough to STILLL wake up at 6.00 everyday and drive/ take a bus/ walk/ fly/ do-whatever-normal-people-do-to-get-to-school and then come in and sit inside the empty classroom and wonder'what's-happening-to-do-this-world-not-that-i-care-anyway-seeing-as-how-about-a-thousand-years-from-now-we're-all-just-going-to-be-part-of-a-big-black-hole-in-the-ground'since the whole entire classroom is empty and even the teachers seem to be ponning school. Yes, of course, just somewhere, out there, there are people like that. IF any of those people are reading this, then I'm pleased to enlighten you: SCHOOOOL'S OVERRRRRRRR! :D
Ughh, that was stuupid. Anyway, I think I'll just shuttup now, and add Rivali's favourite thanggg into this post:
QUOTES! And seeing as how we're on the topic of school, these quotes are on the topic of... ... *drumroll please* Yeah, you guessed it, SCHOOL! [Except they're not quotes from us, but, heck, I find them funnayee anyway :D]
"A long time ago, there was no such thing as school and children spent their days learning a trade, a phrase which here means "standing around doing tasks under the instruction of a bossy adult." In time, however, people realised that the children could be allowed to sit, and the first school was invented."
"The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world, you'll see that teachers aren't particularly worse at doing things than anyone else, so perhaps the expression might be better worded as 'Nobody can do anything'." (BTW, I prefer the original expression. Haha, kidding :P)
"Most schools have a system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems." (Yes, I totally agree, I'm anti-school-bell-ised.)
"Anyone who asks you to describe your summer vacation in writing probably has a secret, infernal plan, and under no circumstances should you include in your report even a hint of the truth."
"Recess is part of the school day designed to give children a break from the more unpleasant aspects of the educational system, but so many school yards are full of villainous students that recess can often turn out to be the most unpleasant part of the day."
"If you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure, you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to enough pressure that you do not drive your peers away, but not so much that you end up in a situation in which you are dead or otherwise uncomfortable. This is a difficult trick and most people never master it, and end up dead or uncomfortable at least once during their lives."
HAHAHA. Yes, this is the point of this post where you are supposed to laugh.
Okay. You can stop now.
Anyway, GOTTASCOOTNOW. There's nothing else to do during the school holidays except go out, hang with friends, therefore i'm drowning all my sorrows by watching KOREAN DRAMAS!!! :D Seriously, they are thee BOMB DIGGITY! And I'm not even being sarcastic. I'm watching '100 Days with Mr Arrogant' now, hmmm, it's not as good as some others I've watched in the past week.
I'm beginning to disgust myself. So, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
