Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Today was my Mom's birthday. Haha.Took her to the Peach Garden for lunch. And she was going on about how great Geminis (a.k.a herself)were. Speaking of star signs and all, I don't really get along with Aries guys. (R----, F----, etc) Except for my Dad. :D I get along with Gemini people though. I can't stand Scorpios gals. One more star-sign-related piece of trivia: All my bestest friends have been punjabi Capricorns. Haha.
Happy Birthday Mom!!
Aaargh. I'm bored. Really bored. Su-lyn's in Australia and Meera's still frenching guys in France. Miss you guys! I helped Meera guest blog a couple of days ago, so I'll just copy that post here, k?
What Meera's doing-
Scenario No #1-
Imagine: Meera tiptoeing along the Place de la Concorde, sticking her butt out so that all the hot French guys will notice her, kicking her sister for fun and tripping over her abnormably high heels.
Meera: Oh. My. Gawd. Okay. I've been walking for the last TEN minutes. Where IS the chauffeur? WHAT?!? We're walking? WTH man. And okay, like, I don't do work a'ight? So hwaieey (why) am I carrying this bag?Like. Eeew. Mom: Meera, dear, that's er, your bag. You packed it for this day trip to the Monet gardens. Thats why you're carrying it dear, and- Meera: Oh gosh. Now, when I packed it , I didn't expect to carry it a'ight? I mean, like - Maya (Meera's younger sis who's really cute and sweet, unlike Meera): But Meeeewa, how do you cawwy your school bag then? Meera: Eeew. You are SO stupid. Su-lyn carries it of course! (And somewhere, Su-lyn reads this while sharpening a knife) Or Nat. Hur hur. Why am I talking to you when you're supposed to be getting someone to carry my stuff? Maya: But- but- Meera: You know something, I am SICK AND TIRED of carrying around this.. this.. piece of cloth thingy.. Dad: That's a $10,000-dollar Gucci bag, dear. Meera: Whatever... [throws bag into nearby canal] Dad: Hey! Meera: Okay, you gotta chill. My arms were tired, and there was nothing much in that rattrap ANYWAY and- Dad: (at a loss for words) Maya: B-b-but.. your phone! Meera: CHILL dude, that was only like, $800. (flaps hand while rolling eyes) Maya: That's alot of money, Meewa. Meera: Shut up, cockroach. Maya: And you personalised your phone! That must've cost- Meera: SINCE YOU LOVE THAT PHONE SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN IT?? [Kicks sister into canal]
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Scenario No #2-
Imagine: Meera walking along the streets of Madrid, indulging in some retail therapy. Clutching her phone as she talks to Su-lyn (who gives a damn about- whaddya call those things again?- overseas phone call rates or whatever), she prances around, holding atleast about 20 shopping bags.
Meera: OH MY GAWD okay. Su-lyn I am NOT in love with.. that Seow person. Su-lyn: Yes. you are. Meera loves Seow. Meera loves Seow. Meera: Urgh. Shut up. I am soo shopping right now and- Su-lyn: Oooh what're you buying? Meera: I don't care. Su-lyn: ??!?!? Meera: (matter-of-factly) My Daddy got pissed off cuz I chucked this Gucci bag into a canal cuz I got tired of carrying it and- Su-lyn: [chokes] Meera: Hey hey hey! Are you listenin'? ANYWAAAAYS, (in a monotone, as if this is an everyday occurence) so he got really angry cuz after that I kicked my sister into the canal too and- Su-lyn: [dying] Meera: And he decided to cancel all my credit cards. So, I stole his credit card and ran away, and now, I. am. in. Espanol, shopping away, babehh.. (voice slowly rises to a high-pitched shriek, closely resembling the sort of noise you'd hear at an opera run by banshees) Su-lyn: You annoy me. Greatly. (punches fist into wall) Meera: What-EVAAAHHHH.... (shrieks so loudly a few shop windows crack) Shop-owner: Hey lady! You just broke the windows of my- Meera: You don't say? [flings 1000-euro notes at him] Shop-owner 2: Hey, my window- Meera: I'm outta 1000-euro notes, so... here! [throws a credit card at the shop-ownere] Shop-owner 2: B-b-but.. Meera: And while we're at it, get yourself a nose job- you need it. Su-lyn: What are you doing? It sounds like you're wrecking the whole of Spain! Meera: Shut uuuupp man. I love Seo- Su-lyn:(innocently) Oooh! What were you just saying? Meera: Er...er... [slams down the phone, and starts running away, chased by an angry crowd of Spanish people]
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Scenario No #3
Imagine: Meera prancing down the street. She bumps into a hot french guy.
Meera: [not yet seeing his face] OHMYGAWD. Get. outta. my. face. Pronto. I mean- Hot French Guy: Bonjour, mademoiselle. Desole- Meera: [seeing his face] Good evening. I don't believe we have met. [extends her hand delicately] Hot French Guy: Desole- Meera: I no speak frenchy. (with weird hand movements) Hot French Guy: Eet ees... what you say- sorry, in my language. Meera: Oh, no problemo, homie. Hot French Guy: (looks confused) Me Pierre. [points to himself] Meera: Me princesse. (in high-pitched voice) Pierre: Princesse.... [starts kissing Meera's hand] Meera: Al-righty. NOW we're talkin'. Pierre: [continues to kiss Meera's hand] Meera: Right, is this some French tradition or something? Pierre: [continues to kiss Meera's hand] Meera: Okaaay, hot-french-guy, you can stop now... Pierre: [continues to kiss Meera's hand] Meera: Yo, French Guy. STOP! Pierre: [starts to lick Meera's hand] Meera: [wrenches her hand away, and says, breathlessly-] I was willing to give all this a chance. But now... but now, I have realised who I.... who I- I truly love! It is not you, dear Pierre. Fare thee well.. -Meera walks away sadly, as Pierre looks at her retreating figure, a sad look in his eyes.-
Guess who Meera truly loves? Hahaha. No prizes for guessing who, cuz everyone knows..
Oh! And now that Mrs. Tee is gone, its like, we're gonna have a new relief teacher right? I hope that she's really old and bullyable. Or young and bullya- actually, it doesnt matter how old she is as long as we can bully her. :D
loveRivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Saturday, June 02, 2007
5:33 pm
Sorry for not posting for such a long time- come to think of it, this is how i ALWAYS start my posts.. Er...
So, anyway, the first week of the holidays just happened, and its BACK TO SCHOOL for us Sec 3s and 4s. Yippee.. Not only that, PHYSICS remedial for two hours, Monday to Friday. And on Monday, we had to do a 2 hour + practical.
While my sister Aditi was waking up at 9 and watching anime the whole day. (Screams in despair and throws a phone at Aditi who is staring out of the window peacefully, looking at the clouds, being generally happy with life)
Do you know my sister -who is in Sec1 by the way- is three inches taller than me? I'm so pathetic!
I'm bored so I'm taking one of those tests on http://web.tickle.com - Which Friend Are You?
And they just asked this question..
How long would you be able to remain oblivious to someone's crush on you?
a) One day b)One month c)One year d) Eleven years
I mean then I realised that Rachel didn't realise Ross liked her for ELEVEN YEARS. Kinda dumb?
AAARRRGH! Phoebe?? The weird, karma-and-feng-shui-enthusiast who loves making up weird songs? I'm not- actually I am... Oh well..
ANYWAY, surprisingly Physics wasn't that bad after all. I enjoyed it actually. I realised that I prefer physics better than Lit! Sigh then my world came crumbling down. Lit is was my favourite subject last year! :( To prefer physics to that?? I hated physics last year.Anyway, since 3E and 3I combined for this weeks lessons, alot of my 2e friends were there. I sat between Hui Ling and Huiting for 3 outta 4 days... And one day I sat next to Bat. Love you guys!
Quotes from the physics lesson...
Ms. Cheong:(giving a speech on the shortage of physics teachers due to the introduction of life sciences or smth) Everyone: Whatever... Someone: That's cuz you don't get money teaching! Ms. Cheong: Just to let you know girls, money isn't everything... Hui Ling: Hahaha very funny.. Ms. Cheong: Oi! Who said that? Everyone: Hui Liiiinnngg..... ------------
Ms. Cheong:Most people think I'm a P.E teacher.. 3E and 31: Uh-huh.. Ms. Cheong: You know, they say "Oh you're a teacher? What do you teach?" and I just smile. Then they say "P.E right?" and I smile some more. Huiting: If I was her, I would CRY.. Ms. Cheong: You know, they think long arms + long legs = P. E teacher.. Me: ______ ____? (A P.E teacher who DOES NOT hacve long arms and legs) Hui Ling and Me: (Start laughing) Ms. Cheong: Really.. Girls do you think long arms + long legs = P.E teacher? Someone: Long arms + long legs = GORILLA ------------
Ms. Cheong: Girls, if you're not very attentive today (Monday), then its okay, because its the first day of the holidays. But tomorrow ah, after tonight's Pirates of the Carribean screening all of you better go home and sleep before coming here okay. You all don't go around gallivanting- Me: Haha. I'm gonna go drinking tonight! Hui Ling: MS. CHEONG!! RIVALI SAID SHE'S GONNA GO DRINKING TONIGHT!!! Me: (splutters, too shocked to even strangle Hui Ling) Ms. Cheong: Rivali, don't sit next to Hui Ling tomorrow..
Speaking of the POTC premiere, I think it was WAY better then Dead Man's Chest, though the first one's like the best. Everyone said the plot was confusing -haha you all have small brains. but I liked the movie overall..
Anyway, there was this one part when Capt. Jack Sparrow picked up a rock (which turned out to be a crab) and said "Oh look. A rock." and I immediately thought of Deanna! Hahaha.. then after the movie, she told me that that scene reminded her of me teasing her about rocks. Then she pretended to slap me. -____-
To Deanna: Rock! Rockrockrockrockrock..
Oh, something else to take note of: Mr. Ong and Mr.Seow did not sit next to each other during POTC.. Mwahahaha.. When I was in OBS, Su-lyn and me talked to Kelly Ng and Kelly... something else. The anime people? They're best friends and they have the same name! So cool right? So anyways, they told us about this.. er.. interesting occurence during the movie screening of An Inconvenient Truth, where people (especially Shakti) noted that Ong and Seow next to each other.. Apparently, before sitting down, Seow told Ong- take a deep breath before you hear it- " Oi, Kim Fong. Love seat!" then patted the seat next to him. Oh wells, it was obviously just a joke. Like the Hui Ling and me thing. Which is NOT TRUE. Hahaha..
Anyway, later during the physics lesson, I punched Hui Ling who then tried to twist my arms off, while I tried to get her to slap herself. So while we were... grappling you could say, (and Huiting was laughing like a retard) Ms. Cheong caught sight of us...
"Girls, make sure Hui Ling and Rivali don't sit next to each other tomorrow, because they er, can't seem to get their hands off each other."
Wow, thats nice. Implying your students are gay. (We are NOT by the way). Oh well, it wasn't malicious or anything... Or so it seemed... *cracks knuckles menacingly*
Btw, we din't sit next to each other on Tuesday (when I sat with Batsmishy!) but I sat between Laughey and Ling again for the rest of the days. Finally Cheong said "You two really miss each other ah? Were you in the same Sec 2 class?" in a very resigned voice, and we held hands just to freak her out. F.Y.I, On one of the days, Hui Ling tried to drag me to Ms. Cheong to ask her to preside over Ling'S and my wedding. But I er, ran away...
Anyway, its the holidays now, and sorry for not posting more often, my ankles keep getting weighed down by the tonnes of math homework Mrs.Tee gave us.
Talking to Amrit alot more these days, and all she does is scream "Tere mare FUDHI!" at me. Seriously, if you don't know what this means, good for you. And if you're Punjabi, well, I'm sorry..
Amrit: So, you know, I was reading this book the other day and- Me: Oh no.. The books you read.... (shakes head)
Amrit: [In sickening baby voice] Oooh, sho what did _____-sie Whamesie call and sayie to Wivaliie just nowie? Me: Do you want a broken nosie?
Anyway, you may think its weird to go on and on about Friends even though it stopped showing three years ago, but these are some of the songs Phoebe (a.k.a the one I'm supposed to be like) wrote and sang, to a couple of children at the Book Club in the library.
Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and some day you will too... Lalala Lalalalala Lalalala Lalala Lalalalala Lalalala... There'll be times when you get older, When you'll want to sleep with people, Just to make them like you.. But don't! 'Cause that's another thing, That you don't wanna do. Everybody! That's another thing, That you don't wanna do.... Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Now.... chickens! Sometimes men love women. Sometimes men love men. And then there are bisexuals- Though some just say they're kidding themselves. La lalala lalalalala la La la lalala lala la la..
And my favourite: And a crusty old man, Said, "I'll do what I can," And the rest of the rats played moroccas.
Hahaha...
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
