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Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:~~1D '05~~, ~~2e '06 <33~~,~~3e '07~~, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...

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Monday, January 29, 2007

9:56 pm

OMG, Annie Leibovitz did this photoshoot to promote the Disney Theme Parks. It features celebrities dressed up as Disney Characters.

DAVID BECKHAM AS PRINCE CHARMING!!

You just look at the picture, and go "woah." Then, you start dreaming about how to kill Victoria Beckham. (We're with you, Nic!!)

Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella

Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland

With Lyle Lovett as the March Hare and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter.

By the way, did you hear about Rebecca Johnstone,a 19 year-old girl in Canada (Meera: where gay marriages are legal - private joke) being diagnosed with melanoma? (cancer) She was a huge fan of Beckham's. The doctors said she only had days to live, and after a major operation Beckham gave her a call, to cheer her up. Isn't that sweet?

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Friday, January 26, 2007

7:32 pm

TODAY (FRIDAY) WAS THE PERFECT END TO THE MOST FRICKIN HORRIBLE WEEK IN MY LIFE.

I've realised something - You know this year, lots of the stuff I type are in RED. Haha, compare that to last year (oh 2e! *hearts*)when most of the things were blue, yellow, green, etc..

Monday - English and Bio (Need I say more??)AAAARRGGHHHH! And I used to love English!
Tuesday - Nothing much happened.
Wednesday - Person X walked out of class because a fourteen year-old (me) laughed and wouldn't tell him why. I got depressed because I'm trying so hard to be responsible, and I 'chased' the teacher out of class. However, I still think Person X was overreacting, so I wasn't that depressed.
Thursday - Me, Yanka and Denise got sent out of class for talking during Chem. AND, the bell rang while we were standing outside, and Mrs. Pandian AND MRS TEE!!! had to walk by. Mrs. Tee scolded us. I got even more depressed. Didn't laugh randomly at ANYTHING.
Friday - I got sick. Really really sick. :( AND I have a Chem test on Monday. Hope ____ gets my germs and dies.

Anyway, I think being sent out of class during Chem was a wake-up call. I mean, I think we were really going overboard. And something as drastic as being sent out of class sort of woke us up. I shall BEHAVE! Really, i'm trying. :)

TODAY, we vowed to behave. And we succeeded! Didn't talk during maths even once! Yanka didn't curse, I didn't laugh, Denise didn't space out. Woohoo!
We slipped once during Bio though, when Yanka asked Ms. Lau why her hair was so straight, and then I started telling Yanka about how Meera and Su-lyn told Seow that his hair was an unnatural colour and was he wearing a wig? Can you imagine being told that your hair is fake, and asked if its a wig??? GO MEERA AND SU-LYN!

But, other than that, purrrfect.

AND, on Wednesday, Meera and I asked Kifo if we could sit in for the art lessons on Tuesday. He said yes! Haha, so we're not taking the exam or anything, but still!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD

At the end of last year, I wanted to drop Physics and take Art, or take Art and Lit elective. But my Mom said that Art wasn't a proper subject and yadayada, so I didn't take it. But I always regretted it throughout the holidays, and even when school reopened. I even stopped painting and doing charcoal sketches and all for a while, because whenever I looked at my art stuff, I used to think about the 20 people who were learning something about art instead of going home, painting by themselves, and failing their exams cuz they weren't doing anything else.

Oh well, I hope everything works out. :)

AND, (eh, actually quite good things happened this week. But lots of them happened today, so until yesterday, I was seriously DEPRESSED.) that physics pop quiz results came out. I got 12/15! LOL. I was highest in class. That made me feel happy.
But its sheer luck lah. I was totally crapping on the answers. I forgot all the prefixes and wrote something like 'micro-milli' or something. -____- And when Ms Cheong was telling us about some rubbish things various girls wrote for the test, she mentioned that "one girl wrote 'micro-milli.'" Sigh, That was me.

Anyway, in my next post, I'm gonna tell you about the horrific events which led to Seow finding out that Meera, Su-lyn and Heidi from 3M are all in love with him. (True story!) The three 'lovesick' people claim its not true. And I'm sure its NOT. Who would be, you know, seriously in love with him? (S-----, I am NOT talking to you.) Thats not an insult to Seow, I just think that its only in very rare cases that students fall.in.love. with teachers.

Also working on another quotes post.

OH, BTW, Nicole just signed in on msn (I'm appearing offline as usual because I'm an insociable freak and can't stand talking to people.) and her nick is - "I tried to be chill, but you're so hot I melted" or smth like that. At first I thought it was Esther, but nope, it was Nic. I remember last year when there was this weird thing us Morons made up about Beckham stealing Nicole's ass and running away with it. HAHA. Okayy, random.

OH, BTW, Huiting told me that Seow was teaching 2M history this year..

Seow: The early immigrants set up brothels to pay off debts.
2M: Yeah, uh-huh.
Seow: Do you know what brothels are?
2m: Er....
Random person: Chess club!
Seow: Er... more like CHEST club!

ERR.. Glad to know the sec 2s are carrying on the screaming-random-things-in-class tradition, but er.. I would have been freaked out if I was one of those 2M girls. The incident made me remember last year's Devan Nair incident.

Mr. Seow: And, Singapore's former President, C V Devan Nair resigned from Presidency and left Singapore because of a scandal. One day, he was overseas, and he was staying at the palace in Sarawak.(I think) He apparently got drunk, and openly molested a maid, by grabbing her breasts.
2e '06: WHAAAATT??? Really?
Blur person: Huh? WHat do you mean?
Mr. Seow: You know.. [uses his hands to circle his chest, then makes a grabbing motion.]
2e '06: AAAAAAH!!! STOP!! You didn't have to do that!!
Esther: (dreamily) Boooooobsss...

Oh well,
I'm going to stop talking about it now.
:D

ps/ PLEASE - I was NOT insulting Person X on my tagboard. When I said "loserrr" I was referring to Shakti, who BY THE WAY, is a friend of mine. It was a joke. I do not mean she is actually a loser. I'm getting tired of people lecturing me or storming out of class or basically overreacting when I didn't do anything. Sure, you may have mistakenly assumed who I was directing my comment towards, but please clarify the next time.

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

11:21 am

OMG, I'm in Bio right now. (Com lab!) Lol.

Just had recess. Before that was _(a lesson)__. This is another Person X post. BY THE WAY.

What the hell. Person X walked out of class just because I was laughing.
Other people laugh too, you know. And I was silently laughing. Sometimes, in class I like laugh out loud, but for that time, it was totally silent. And since Person X can't understand what a sense of humour is....... I mean, seriously! I think some of the nerds in class hate me for "chasing the teacher away."

WHATEVER.

I mean, fine, Yanka and me were laughing. But I was still taking notes. I wasn't disrupting the class. AND, DURING OTHER PARTS OF THE LESSON. OTHER PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING TOO. LOTS OF TIMES. If I was the teacher, I would continue teaching, cuz its not like Yanka and me were going to KEEP ON LAUGHING the whole lesson right? And why pick only ME?

Ofcourse, if I am an over-emotional, hypersensitive, disturbed, psychopath, then I *may* have a problem. But ofcourse, I'm not any of the above.

I'll probably delete this post two days later, out of fear. But I'm not mentioning it's name, so it shouldn't get insulted...

What happened-

Person X was telling us about the principles of Governance. ("Bo-ringgg!!!" - I hear you yell.)
There's one principle called "Reward for Work and Work for Reward." Or smth like that. So, I asked him about LKY's son becoming a prime minister and how that applied to the principle.

I WAS JUST ASKING.

No offence to LKY, and I WAS NOT trying to disrupt the lesson. It was a genuine question.
Then people started asking questions about the principles and all, but it was totally related to the lesson. Maybe Person X got pissed off. Maybe Person X thought that I was trying to insult the S'pore Government. Maybe Person X blamed me for starting the "noise." Ofcourse if any of you think "noise" is people asking questions in a class instead of sitting down like we're dead, brainless idiots, then please, go away and spare innocent people the pain of having you in their life.

So, after the class quietened down, Person X continued the lesson. Then, i said something to Yanka, and we both started laughing, SILENTLY. As in, NO NOISE. As in, WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM?

So, the Person X asks me - "Rivali, would you like to tell the class why you're laughing?"

So, I'm like, laughing. (Sorry, it was damn funny and I couldn't stop.)

"Rivaaaa-lee, why are you laughing?"

I shake my head.

"I won't continue the lesson unless you tell us why you're laughing."

I don't know what to do. Do I answer? Will that make me seem nonchalant and bold? Or do I keep quiet? I decide to stay silent.

"So, you won't tell us why you're laughing?"

I shake my head. No. (That was a bad move.)

"Okay, fine, this lesson is over."
Person X starts gathering his books.

Nobody in 3e said anything. Wanting to cause some commotion, which he had been unable to do till then, Person X said "I hope you all enjoy the next 10- 15 minutes of your _______ lesson."

Ooooh. We were all so terrified. Truth was, recess was like 2 minutes later. What the hell.
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I mean, maybe I shouldn't have laughed. I know I laugh alot during lessons. But storming out of class is a bit of an over-reaction, don't you think?

As usual, I went home, called Amrit and b*tched and complained about the whole thing until my mom screamed at me to get off the phone.

Seriously, Amrit is really fun to talk to when you're pissed off. She started talking about something funny but totally non-related to Person X and made me laugh. Well, since I was ANGRY! and wanted to complain, I *steered* the convo back to the whole Incident. Then Amrit happily helped me insult the whole wide world.

Me: Person X is a @#???$%$#%^&@#$%^**@#?$?^#!!!!!!(expecting Amrit to be shocked and say - "What? Didn't you think he was a fun teacher??" or generally act surprised.)
Amrit: I know! EVERYONE says so! You just realised?!?!?

Lol, dear dear Amrit.
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Back to Person X.

What Meera said: OMG, finally! You've finally realised what a horrible person that man is. Last time you never used to believe me when I complained about Person X! You used to say he was a nice person and all! Haha! Now do you believe me?

Yes Meera, I do.

What huiting said: well rivali! now that something happened today with Person X, now you know how i felt when Person X poked me with a bible.

Yes, he poked her with a Bible because she was laughing last year. What is WRONG with people laughing? What is WRONG with him??

What Esther said: OMG, whatt??

What Bat said: Shh, Rivali, don't swear. Calm down, okay? (Pats my shoulder.)

Go Bat!

What Amrit said: You know ah, in the end, this whole thing is a [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] and I don't see why you're so upset over a [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]. I mean, don't you think that [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] and you're way better than that? I don't even see why you give a [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] and, seriously, in the end, all this [bleeeeeeeeeeeep] won't matter, so live life, get [bleeeeeeeeep] -ed up, pick yourself up and move on.

Sorry, I had to censor that.
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I took notes. I wrote down every single thing Person X showed us on the damn slides. You can claim I'm disrupting the class, but how many people think its fun to see someone basically sitting down, her shoulders shaking with her teeth showing? (thats silent laughter)

Anyway, if my teeth ever show in Person X's lesson again, it will be because I'm baring my fangs and sharpening my nails to a razor-sharp point, waiting to KILL him.

BYE.

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

9:25 am

Disclaimer: This poem is purely fictional. I have censored out the teacher's names. I made it up last year during....life sciences I think. I was bored. I harbour no ill-will towards anybody mentioned. Teachers are nice people.
Its basically about how the whole of 2e 2006 failed their Lit Exam, and were forced to stay back for remedial from all the Lit teachers. Unbelievable, yeah, but whatever. It was either this, or -gasp!- paying attention to Life Science Class.

The Worst Lit Lesson of the Year

"Do people have to be naked to have sex?" asked Cheryl.
Mrs. Ng's face slowly turned purple.
"I hate you Sarah!" she dementedly screamed,
in the fading light, her sharps fangs gleamed.

"I hate you." -from a corner they heard a noise.
A quiet, hoarse rasping voice.
From the shadows emerged a monster,
a vile, slimy, disgusting creature.
Who was it? It was G---.

It was the worst Lit lesson of the year.
A time when the girls of 2e cowered in fear.
They had all failed the Lit exam, you see,
and were forced to stay back for the holiday,
to attend a one day Lit camp.
Instead of having fun, laughter and play.

All the Lit teachers banded together,
to teach 2e how to pass Literature.
Alas! Though the teachers seemed united,
internal struggles and burning hatred,
caused them to be separated.
(cheerfully): So 2e could destroy them, so 2e could destroy them , so 2e could destroy them!
MWAAAAHAHAHA.

Ms. B--- walked in through the door,
and almost slipped on 2e's slimy floor.
Her's was the only smiling face,
amidst the horrific, chaotic disgrace.

But her good humour didn't last for long,
when someone screamed - "Look! Its Benny B---!"
"My name's ------!" the poor woman screamed,
enraged beyond her wildest dreams.

Kill them! Kill them all!" screamed Mrs. Ng in rage.
The girls of 2e were trapped like birds in a cage.
"I have a knife! I have a knife!" yelled Florence Lim..
"Kill them! Kill her! Kill it! Kill him!"

"B-b-but murder is illegal!" said Zhang Hui in despair.
"WhatEVERR!" screamed Mrs. Thomsett, pulling her hair.
"I hate you Sarah!" shouted Mrs. Ng once more.
"Go and DIE!" Sarah yelled, flinging her against the door.

We have to unite,
as one we must fight.
To kill the teachers,
those horrible creatures.
Our tale will be sung
in legend and lore.
All teachers will be hung.
Forevermore.

2e Attaaaaaaaaccckkk!!!!!

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Thursday, January 18, 2007

8:58 pm

Pffft. Got booked yesterday. What made it even worse was that, for the first time, I actually -gasp!- cared. Whatever.

Okay, you know my primary school shorts are EXACTLY the same as the old Mg shorts, the same material and everything, except that instead of MGS, the words on the bottom left-hand corner of the pants are "CHIJ." So, I really really didn't realise it. And when Meera, Su-lyn and I were passing the canteen on our way to the audi after school (We joined drama- so funn!)we passed this whole tribe of prefects.

Salad, Ivfen, Maisie, some other SBC prefect and Zhang.
Salad pointed out that my shorts weren't MG shorts. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I NOTICED.

So, then I was like "I'm really really sorry. I really didn't notice."
Then all 5 of them just looked at me.

So, since the tribe wasn't responding, I asked them "Look, please don't book me. Prefects have to give warnings first right?"
Still, they were just looking at me.

Since I was getting late for drama, I told them, "Look, its not in my hands whether you're gonna book me or not. If you want to book me, you know my name, you know my class. Go ahead." Then I rushed off.

Then, Meera said -
"Moral of the story: Never say hi to PREFECTS. You just might GET BOOKED."

So true.
And I found out from Salad that in the end _____ had booked me.
And that prefect's reason for booking me?
"Oh, I wanna book Rivali! I've never booked Rivali before. Hee-hee."

How funny. NOTTT.
I mean, what the hell? What a great sense of humour. BLAHH.

I just don't get it. I mean, yeah, I had broken the school rules. I didn't tell myself "Hey, Rivali. Today's a great day for getting booked. Let's wear the wrong shorts and purposely walk past a gaggle of prefects, out of which there is one prefect who has nothing better to do in life and thinks that booking people is fun. Woot!"

Amrit and I had this joke in sec 1: Prefects think they'll do better in their O Levels if they book people.

I think they really think so, you know?

I mean, Look at Ivfen, I think she's a really good model prefect. Like The perfect one. She gives you a warning, if you still persist in breaking the rules, then she books you. Even Salad and Astrid are okay.

AND, Ivfen is not a hypocrite, like many prefects are. She doesn't eat in class, and then book people 2 months later for doing so. She doesn't make noise in class, and start scolding others when she gets tired of bullying the innocent teacher.

I'm not some person who skips around in rose gardens while singing hyms to myself. Why should she associate herself with me?

AND, in Salad's blog, she gave some girl in tennis a chance, why not me? Because its easier to book me cuz I won't tell my group of Bimbo friends to gossip about you?
ANYWAY, can't compare Salad to _____ . Salad's alot more....real? Can't explain. Bottom line is, Salad's wayy more decent and a whole lot nicer.

I know I'll probably read this post two days later and delete it becauseI know _____ has a lot of good points about her too. I just think that a warning would have been alot more.. right.

Well, I felt better after b*tching about it to Amrit until 11:30 in the night. :D

Okay, I'm not talking about _____ anymore.But I'm thinking - You know, when some people who know me see Meera and Su-lyn and Yanka and me and all, they think "OMG, lawbreakers, detention-people, jail-hardened criminals, etc."

Meera: You think she's out to get teachers, and that she lives to ruin people's lives? You think that just because she complains about Seow, that that's all she does? That she goes home and plots how to make peoples' lives miserable." Do you know that she's a really really good ARTIST.. Yeah, have you seen her her sketches? Her charcoal drawings? No? Then DON'T JUDGE HER.

Su-lyn: "Su-lyn gets angry at little things." "Su-lyn asks too many questions in class." "I don't like Su-lyn." SU-LYN LOVES MUSIC. Su-lyn can play the flute really really well. Su-lyn is passionate about music. Su-lyn is not just an MEP student who plays the flute for the sake of passing an exam. Su-lyn can sing really well. Both she and Meera have amazing voices. Didn't know that? Then DON'T PASS COMMENTS if you don't know her.

You know the other day, Meera, Su-lyn and I were having a three-way phone conference. We WEREN'T prank calling others or making up rubbish about teachers. The three of us were looking at lyrics on the web and singing.

And, when Yanka was appointed Class Chairperson, and I was appointed Vice, Salad gave me this super -_____- look, like, "what horrible people. I hope this doesn't last," when she found out. I'm not dumb, you know, I can read people's facial expressions.
Compare that to Hui Ling and Hui Ting jumping up and down and yelling "Congratulations!!!" when they found out.

I mean, look at some of the MG school rules. The Bamboo hairstyle.
Am I becoming more godly if I put 10 rubber bands in my hair? Is that an example of excellence? Will people look at me, with 10, 000 rubber bands in my hair, and say- "Hey! Look! She has a heart of love!"
NO. They'll probably say - "Look! That freak!"

Amrit was telling me about how in NJC, when people find out she's from MG, they give her this "OMG-that-weird-school" look.

Anyway, mom needs the computer, and I have to go tend to my flower garden and tie ten rubber bands in my hair.

Au revoir! *blows kisses and waves hand daintily*

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Sunday, January 14, 2007

2:35 pm

Before you pick up a heavy object and try to concuss me, and before i kick your ass because years of killing people has trained me to do so with the greatest ease, let me apologize for not blogging for so long.

WHY DO THEY GIVE SO MUCH DAMN HOMEWORK IN SEC 3???

SERIOUSLY, -

Last Year

A Friend: Hey Riv, what are you gonna do when you go home?

Me: Well, first I'll blog, then torture the neighbour, then prank call random people as well as people I hate, then sketch, then go for exercise, then watch some tv, then write more rubbish stories about how 2e tortures teachers, then talk on the phone for hours and hours until I drop into bed - tired, but happy and satisfied with life.

Friend: Okay! Lets prank call people AND RUIN THEIR LIVES!!!! MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

This Year

A Friend: Hey Rivali, (note that this year, no one except the 2e people call me Riv, or Riv-banana or Saddam.) what're you gonna do when you go home?

Me: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING E-MATHS HOMEWORK? Then I have to go home and do A-maths homework, then read the first 5 chapters of the chem textbook because the teacher apparently will start teaching only from the 6th chapter, then do physics homework then try to understand what the hell the teacher taught us for bio, then maybe -just maybe- blog or call Amrit and bitch about everything I just mentioned above, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

Friend: Er... run away? *runs away*

Well, anyway, you just got a -er.. non-biased account of Sec3 life.

btw, I just signed into msn, (appearing offline ofcourse) then I saw Huiting's msn nick -
"you cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you jump of a cliff, i laugh.
even harder."

HAHAHA.

okay, time for sec 3 quotes. btw, the only lessons which remind me of 2e last year (which means where people bully the unfortunate, innocent teacher incessantly with no hint of a conscience) is Geog and Social Studies.

Oh yeah! I haven't posted about the teachers I have this year.
*Grins evilly, clearly looking forward to making up crap about innocent people*

English: ~~Edna Mode~~ Ms Chuah CK.
- You know the teacher who looks like Edna Mode from the incredibles? Haha. Yeah, she's quite nice, but you know, I tried to do an Indian accent in her class, and the people didn't realise I was doing an Indian accent. (Gasp! Am I losing touch??) No, but Nic realised. AAARGH! I missed 2e so much at that moment.

A and E Maths: Mrs. J Tee (our form teacher)
-She's a very nice person. But she keeps on scolding us for not paying attention in class because we ...er.. don't. Poor thing.

Bio - Ms. M Lau (new teacher)
-She's Meera's and Su-lyn's form teacher. For that, I admire her courage, determination and inner strength, for not commiting suicide yet. Hang in there!
- She's seems quite nice, which is not something you should be proud of when you're teaching the aforementioned people. [I quote meera: "Nice"? What does that word mean??"]
-Btw, Meera and Su-lyn are my good friends. They're really nice people. Really.~~They are both in love with male teachers.~~

Chem- Mrs. MM Lim.
-She's nice too. But, both our chem periods in the week are riiiight at the end of the day, so I'm always tired at the end, and I invariably fall asleep.
-This thursday, I was falling asleep, so Yanka and Denise *helpfully* volunteered to poke me everytime they saw my head drooping. Well, it worked! Except that they started yelling at each other about who would poke me -painfully- with their waterbottles.

Physics - Ms. Cheong SC
-On the first day, she assured us that she's not fussy. Well, she is. Very. But other than that, she's quite funny.

Lit - Ms. Bong
-Well, i'll probably go detention this year cuz there's a discipline mistress teaching us, but I am trying very hard not to okay!
-She's still on maternity leave, so we have a substitute teacher, Ms Esther Ang. Yes. Esther. And live up to that name, she sure does. You know last year, we used to call Esty- "STD"? Yeah, so during Lit, we were analyzing a poem. and someone said something about destiny. And Ms. Ang was like "What? STD??"
-And she reminds me of Nic too. Like, she keeps on saying stuff like "Yup yup" and "Okiedokies."

Geog - Ms. Tham PW (new tchr)
-She teaches Salad and Esty too. They call her Tam Tam. You know that snack? Hahaha.
-She's super fun. Yeah, I like Geog lessons (excluding the stuff we actually have to learn) except that iguana is in my class.

Social Studies - Mr. Seow (our co-form)
-Well, well, well. *deceiving, jolly grin*
1 word to decribe the class - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yeah, social studies is fun. Really fun. And I'm not lying when I say I look forward to SS lessons.

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QUOTES!

411: One side of 3e's windows open onto the corridor leading from behind the canteen, you know? Yeah, so I'm sitting right next to those windows, and directly behind me is Yanka. We're supposed to close the windows at all times, because the maintenance workers passing by will supposedly distract us.

[Speaking of who I'm sitting near, I'm sitting next to Deanna from 2M, and she's really really nice. In front of me are Samantha and Joycelyn who er.. well, I don't know what to say about them. Behind me are Shreyanka(Yanka) and Denise who are super super funny.]

So back to closing those windows...

3e: WHY must we close the windows??
Denise: Yeah, its very hot you know!
Yanka: *burps*
Mr. Seow: But- but, because the school said that the "hot" maintenance workers passing by may distract you and-
3e: EEEEEEW.
Evangeline: They did not say that.
Mr. Seow: Well, maybe I added the 'hot' part in myself but- for example, if you're attracted to them, then you may want to look at them, and your studies-
Cassandra: YOU want to look at them!!!
Mr. Seow: Err... whattt?
Cheryl: Mr. Seow, Priscilla's in love with you!!
Priscilla: WHATT??? *flies into the air in shock*
Mr. Seow: No! Cheryl,you're in secondary school!

Later....

3e: [Complaining that its really really hot cuz the windows are closed]
Mr. Seow: Girls, why don't you just open the windows on the other side??
3e: Its too high!
Cassandra: Yah, we can't reach!
Some Bimbo: Yeah, and its not like we're gonna like, stand on the table and all right?
Mr. Seow: But-but.. then what do you expect me to do? Climb up there myself?
3e: Yeeeessss...
Mr. Seow: Er-er.. okay.. (Seriously- why does he agree? Just punch us or tell us to shut the hell up or something.)
3e: Okay!
Yanka: Go on!
Mr. Seow: Erm, not now!
Me: Yes now!
Mr. Seow: No! I'll stay back after school and climb up there. So I won't make a spectacle of myself.
Deanna: Whatever. We'll just put a video camera there or something.
Me: Yeah! Woohoo!

Haha.. then we could post it on youtube - "Teacher morphs into monkey and starts climbing wall."
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Priscilla: Mrs. Tee, for the class relay systen, I have to call Krithika, and she lives in Malaysia, so it will cost alot. Can you call her instead?
Mrs. Tee: I thought Johor and Singapore is the same rate?? And if you call her, its not fair. But when I call her its fair issit?? Then I am paying the money you know!! Class, is it fair?
3e: Yeesss...
Mrs. Tee: [getting agitated] No! Its NOT fair. I DO NOT WANT TO TEACH YOUR CLASS!!
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Yanka: (in the middle of class) YMCA, da-da-da-da-da-da-dahh..
Everyone: [looks at her weirdly]
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Ms. Tham: So, what do you understand when I say "Geography"?
The class: Mountains! Volcanos! Oceans! Climate!
Nicole: (in bored voice) Grass....

OMG, you know, Nic can pull off this bored-yet-not-rude voice. Its so funny man.

Ms. Tham: Anyone of you feeling sleepy? You can go to the back of the class and start jumping if you want!
The class: Er... what ??
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Someone: Is there such a job as a Geographer?
Ms. Tham: Well, it is an all-encompassing term. You could be a hydrologist, which is a geographer who studies the flow of water and all. In fact, I have a friend who studies gay spaces.
The class: What??
Ms. Tham: You know, places where gay people congregate.
Me: I WANT THAT JOB!!!
[The class starts fantasizing about how great that job would be]
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Mr. Seow[talking about nationhood and how Quebec became a nation] You see, Quebec was quite different from the rest of canada. It was very unique. Cirque du Soleil comes from Quebec. Celine Dion comes from Quebec. She's very famous. They love her so much in Vegas that she's been signed on to sing there every night.
Evangeline: The only reason why she's in Vegas is because her husband gambles away all her money there!
Mr. Seow: Er, are you sure?
Evangeline: Yes! The taxi driver told me!
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In other news, however, Kifo and Mrs. Chan were spotted entering the canteen holding hands.

Also, there was one recess where Seow and David Loh sat together alone at a table while Kifo sat at another table with some old teachers. Have they had a fight? Seow & David Loh vs. Kifo & Chan? Hmmm.. we shall find out soon, I'm sure, though Mrs. Chan was seen being quite pally with Seow (remember the shoulder massage? -refer to the post before, the post before this), so I don't think they've become bitter enemies. She's probably a neutral party in the war between Kifo and David Loh. They're fighting because- well, nevermind.

Some people are also backing up a friendship-or-perhaps-something-more between Ms. Tham and Mr. Seow. However, I don't know anything about this. Please don't book me.

Anyhoo, student-teacher crushes seem to be abundant this year, with "Astrid Lim <3>Jonathan Tay and vice-versa" joining our already cornea-searing list of girls in love with male teachers for no conceivable reason.
Jonathan Tay apparently asked her "Are you homo?" ~~To which Astrid replied~~ ~~"Not when you're around, darr-ling."~~
Okay, Astrid dint say that, but he did ask her if she was gay.

Shakti heart Mr. Seow is still going strong.
And apparently, Meera's love for Seow has crossed the line from 'infatuation' to an all-out obsession.
Spies tell us that Shakti actually sent Meera a threatening message warning her not to steal the hunk they're fighting over.

Okay, fine. He's a very nice person, and we shall leave him alone.

Darling Su-lyn's still maaadly in lurve with darling Kifo. But we think her feelings are -gasp!- fading. Who will she go for next?

Oh well, let's all rejoice in the flabajaba love!

Signing-out-because-I'm-getting-finger-cramps,
Rivali.

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Thursday, January 04, 2007

3:19 pm

Sorry I dint post yesterday.
I was feeling.... weird. Like, a bit unhappy, VERY lethargic, a bit depressed, i think?

I met my class yesterday. And today, too, but whatever.
They're all nice people, really nice and funny, but I kept thinking about 2e.

I missed Hui Ting, Hui Ling, Salad, Esty, Xiao and Amrit, and everyone else so much.
I mean, you know in 2e, everyone was everyone's friend? We were a really united class.
I mean, I'm sure 3e will be united too, but obviously not on the first day. And ~~not~~ never like 2e.

Its just that once during class yesterday, someone said something weird. And I turned to make a face at Amrit, like you know, a "this-is-freakin-weird-face", like I would have done in 2e. So I turned to my left, and then I suddenly realised Amrit wasn't there because she had gone to NJC.

And, someone laughed really really loudly during class that same day, and my first instinctive thought was "OMG, Salad, Esty, Xiao and Nic are laughing for no reason again." Then, -again- I realised that Salad, Esther and Xiao were not in my class anymore.

:(

Anyway, I was quite depressed yesterday, but today was funn. :D
I mean, the people in 3e are all nice people, its not like they're out to destroy peoples' lives or anything, so it was fun.

Like yesterday, Yanka and a couple of people wrote 'Loser' on Denise's forehead. Then, they realised they had used permanent marker. Two seconds later, Mrs. Tee and Mr. Seow walked into clas. Anyway, Denise was able to wash it off. I laughed like mad.

Then, during recess today, us 2e gals sat together at one table - Ding, Esther, Lianne, Hui Ling, Hui Ting, Shakti, Charlene, Joyce, Noelle and me.

Like the ten of us had been split into 5 different classes, but I laughed so much I cried. As in, there were really tears in my eyes cuz I was laughing so much.

DISCLAIMER: I HARBOUR NO ILL INTENTIONS TOWARDS ANYBODY AND AM MERELY RECOUNTING INCIDENTS WHICH HAVE OCCURED.

[sigh.. sorry. But now, 'abuse of techonology' such as blogging bad about people is 9 points. Seriously, 9 points = criminal nature.]

Anyway...

Me: So, do you guys like your classes?
Rest of them: -___-
Me: Anyway, Esther was being really mean to the scholars.
Esther: [rolls eyes]
Me: One of the scholars finished eating lah, so she wanted to throw the empty packets away during recess. So she was like - "where do I throw this?" Then Esther said "In the dustbin. There's something called a dustbin."
Esther: Whatever.
Lianne: OMG, so mean!
Charlene: Yeah, they probably didn't know what it was you know...
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Hui Ling: Oh, do you know, yesterday, Mr. Seow abandoned your class in the hall to go find Mrs. Chan?
Me: Ahh, yess, 2e's universal topic. I knew we'd get to this eventually.

Everyone: [laughs, then leans forward to listen to the story/piece of gossip/ whatever you wanna call it.]
Shakti: So he dumped kifo?
Esther: Seriously, last year, we were totally going on about it, and like, one year later - [in high pitched voice] "Do you know Mr. Seow and Mrs. Chan blah blah blaaah?" Why are we still doing this?
Everyone: *laughs maniacally*

Lianne: What happened? Me: [angrily]He abandoned our class! (bangs table with fist)
Hui Ting: In the hall, he was giving her a shoulder massage, apparently.
Lianne: OMG, poor guy, he's like her slave...
Me: Look! There he is! (points to a stall)
[the ten of us look him, then burst out laughing. VERY loudly]
Hui Ting: David Loh and Kifo are here too!!
[we laugh even louder.]

Then all of us observe as Mr. Loh buys his food and walks away to find a table. Seow and Kifo are still buying their food. Mr. Loh walks around, unable to decide where to sit. (according to us)

Esther: OMG! He can't decide where to sit...
Shakti: Look he's walking towards Seow!
[Mr. Loh says something to Seow]
Charlene: [pretending to be Mr. Loh] *in high-pitched voice* Me-elvy, where shall we si-it?
Everyone: *laughs VERY loudly* (people turn around to stare at us)

David Loh and Seow decided to sit one table away from us.
*shakes head sadly, marvelling at how some people make bad decisions in life*

So, for the rest of recess, we just kept on laughing at them and other random things.

Also, during school hours, us sec 3's went to NUS. Hung out with Ding. She's quite fun to be with. :D

First went to the Nobel Laureate exhibition. It was quite interesting.
Then, we went to the Art Museum or something.

SERIOUSLY, most of the paintings there were like weird nude portraits. I mean, uss innocent little MG girls were quite freaked out.

I saw this nice (or so i thought) painting. From far away, it looked like an abstract painting, green and blue and yellow in colour. Then, I went closer to it. Turns out the blue in the painting wasn't some weird abstract shape. It was...... a nude couple on a bed.

-________-

Then there was a picture of a really spooky lady. (She was naked, btw)

So I was like, OMG, what is that ?!?!?!? A pontianak??
Then, I went closer and saw that the name of the painting was........

"PONTIANAK.."

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

3:48 pm

Went East Coast with Salad, Xiao, Nic, Mandy and Shu yesterday.
It was so fun. :D

Shu's going to NJC, so she gave us a really cute note with a chocolate pasted on it. So, we all put it in our bags, right? Then, we cycled around for like, 2 hours, so in the end, the chocolate was quite squashed. Amanda's one was the worst. Her chocolate had gotten smeared all over her cap, phone and something else in her bag. Hahaha.

So, I met Salad and Nic outside Cineleisure, were we waited for Nic's mum and sis to drop us at East Coast.

Salad: OMG, you know they were selling the actual "Death Notes" outside the movie hall?
Nic: Haha. We thought that it would be fun to write _(a teacher)__'s name on it.
Me: Then they'd die?
Salad: Yeah..
Nic: Can you imagine what would happen? Like, we'd write his/her (I am taking great care in not revealing anything about this teacher) name in it, then like, 40 seconds later, he/she starts having a heart attack?
Me: Omg. OR, we can get another teacher to kill him/her, so that one will die, and the other one will be locked up for life and-
Salad: I'd feel quite bad.
Nic: Yeah, like OMG.
Riv: I think I'd start laughing if it really happened. Like everyone will be like- "Oh my gosh! Mr./Mrs. _____ is having a heart attack! And I'd start laughing... Wait. Oh shoot. I'm supposed to be responsible this year!
Nic and Salad: [roll their eyes; clearly think that my new year's resolution will not succeed]

So then we went East Coast. It was super fun. Hahaha..

So, I've been thinking about my class ~~next year~~ tomorrow, and I wonder what type of class it will be..

The Responsible, Over-hardworking, Nerd Class.

Probably the most frustrating class (if you're a normal person), a nerd class consists of responsible, over-hardworking people, who are seemingly sweet, yet deep down inside their little dark hearts, are competitive and conniving, seeking to destroy anyone who stands in their way to becoming the top in class.

They suck up to teachers. Eg: "OMG, Mrs. _____! Is that a new haircut? You look gorgeous!" when Mrs. _____ is a perfectly hideous 80 year-old woman who is balding. They hate people who are normal (that is, people who don't study when they're in the bathroom) and become positively vicious when you suggest "calming down a little."

Their normal response to "Do you know what Orchard Road is?"
is - "Like a fruit orchard? In ancient Egypt, they created gardens in the middle of the desert. 5000 years ago, it was a highly advanced civilisation and...."

Common things heard there:

"OMG! I solved this five-page long sum faster than my calculator!"

"MY role model is Charles Darwin."

"Mrs./Mr. ___! You asked us to choose one essay to write from the list, but I wrote all five of them!! "

"She...she..called me stupid..." [crying]

"Did you just call ___ a loser?? OMG, I'm going to tell a teacher/prefect and get you booked for vulgarities!"
ps: Last year, I'd punch someone if they said that to me, but this year, I shall graciously explain to her/IT, that 'loser' is not a vulgarity, ~~and that she, in fact, is the loser.~~

Advise for teachers/prefects: While you might be delighted at first, a class like this will get immensely annoying after the first 4- 5 months.

The Bimbo Class

Frustrating if you are a normal person even slightly concerned with doing well in your exams, bimbo classes are the ultimate test for your perseverance, tolerance, and faith in God.

However, from what I've seen, Bimbos in MGS are quite nice, actually. [This does not apply if you are a prefect, or if you are aiming to get 100% in all your subjects] They're quite sweet, but can be very catty if you openly show hatred for them.

ps: See! I used the word 'catty' instead of a swear word. :D

Common things heard there:

"Psst! MG rules are so stupid! Why can't I paint my nails? I painted my toenails anyway! Heeheee..."

[Salad: many people actually do this.]

Oh, and btw, if a prefect tries to inspect your toenails, ~~kick them when their face is close to your foot!~~ its too late, so graciously.... run away. I mean, get booked.

In History class: "OMG! This guy is HAAAAWT." (pointing to some dead guy in the text book)

Winking at disgusting-looking ah-beng: "Oi, you cute leh."

"What is algebra? NO, I have not been studying it since p6. Oh, you mean, those alphabet thingies in maths? Eeew, I think its like, totally pointless.I mean, maths is maths. Why do you have to put English in it?"

Talking to boyfriend: Do I look good in this bikini? You know, I think I look better without it. Why do people have to wear clothes anyway?"

Advise to teachers/prefects: Prefects will have a field day booking the entire class for various offences. Teachers will want to kill the students. (Doing so is not accepted by society - just a reminder)

THE MORON CLASS

In a class such as this, it wouldn't be surprising to enter the classroom and see a bonfire, with the whole class chanting, and dancing around it, while burning their maths homework. The teacher would probably be trapped in a net in some forgotten corner of the classroom. Meera wouldn't be very far away. (I'll remove this sentence if you want me to, Meelalajar.)

During Chemistry, the class would most likely pour ethanol on the class nerd/teacher and set him/her on fire. During Bio- well, I don't wanna go into that. I just had dinner.

The unfortunate History teacher would (unwillingly) be treated to rousing renditions of 'Hitler Rocks,' a song written by the students themselves. These morons would undoubtedly skip off happily after P.E, leaving behind an unconscious P.E. teacher, knocked out by millions of frisbees/basketballs repeatedly thrown at his head. (Ah, if only that had happened this year.)

Common things heard there:

"Mrs./Mr. _____ would look better with a knife in their head....MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"Let's kill that prefect!"
"Okay!"

"Unga bunga bunga bah."

"Did you hear that new song - "Blood In My Eye" by Disgrace 2 Humanity?"

"Let's purposely get into detention, then shoot all the prefects there and kill them!"
"Sure!" [pulls out a gun hidden in her schoolbag]
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Well, I guess I'll see tomorrow. Haha. Good luck for the first day!

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;