Flabajaba.

auto insurance quotesmy space counter

♥ Me.

Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:~~1D '05~~, ~~2e '06 <33~~,~~3e '07~~, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...

♥ Tagboard

♥ Those Memories

May 2005
August 2005
November 2005
January 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
July 2009
August 2009
November 2009

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

8:13 pm

I. CANT. STAND. 3E. ANYMORE.

Seriously,WTF is wrong with some of the people there??

IS 25 CENTS oh so much to pay? Its not like I'm collecting the friggin money for myself, its because I'm the class vice-chair, and I've got a job to do.

So, last week, ten girls ordered new thermometers (ODT), at $2.45 each. ORDERED, but they weren't supposed to pay the money for it until today.

Today, when Mrs. Tee went to collect the thermometers from the office, they told her the ODTs were out of stock. Instead, they sold thermometer sleeves at 25cents each. So, the girls with no thermometers had to put the sleeve over a friends thermometer and take their temperature.

Mrs. Tee handed the sleeves to me and told me to collect the money from the girls, and pass it to her during the maths period after recess.

I was also supposed to write down the temperatures of all the girls, and hand it up to the office by 10. a.m. It was about 9.20 or 9. 30 by the time Mrs. Tee passed me the sleeves..

So, I had about 10-15 minutes of mother tongue period (free for me) left.
Going in to take my pinafore during the chinese class would have disrupted their lesson.

YES, THAT IS WHY I WAS STILL IN PE ATTIRE DURING PHYSICS.

So, the bell rings, for physics at 9.40. I rush into the class, and tell the people about the sleeves. They start making a fuss about paying for it.

Someone asks if they can fake the temperature, so, JOKING, I say "You can fake it or whatever.."

Then, I ask them to write down their temperatures. About FIVE people write it down on the list I pass around, then leave it on my desk. Since no-one else interested in writing down their temperatures, I call out their names and write the temperatures down myself.

SO, THEY ARE CHANGING OUT OF THEIR PE ATTIRES WHILE I'M DOING WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.

Four or five assholes just march off out of the class. Some loser starts to switch off the lights. Wow, how considerate.

While all this is going on, I repeat myself to the class, about those 10 girls paying 25cents for the sleeves. I call out their names TWICE, but both times, I am interrupted by whiny losers complaining about having to pay for it.

IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO PAY $2.45 FOR A DAMN THERMOMETER, WHY CAN'T YOU PAY $2.25 LESS FOR A REPLACEMENT?

So, I gather my stuff -with the list of temperatures- and leave for the physics lab.And yes Ms Cheong, that was why I was one of the last few to enter the physics lab. Youdidnothavetosinglemeoutlikethatandscoldme.
Seriously, she was like scolding me for being one of the last few when I had a free period before that, and scolded Yanka and me for not changing out of PE attire and all that. But, its my fault for not telling her why I was late. (I hate making excuses- I know that contradicts this whole post, but this is MY blog. MY diary. I can write it down here.)

So, while Ms. Cheong is scolding us all about being 10 minutes late, I gather the temperature readings of the 5 people who didnt tell me in class earlier. (Look, I'm sorry for not paying attention to the scolding.)

By then, its 9.50. 1O MINUTES LEFT to take the list to the office.
You think anybody would dare ask Ms. Cheong to go to the office after being scolded for being late? Perhaps people can say that I should have asked anyway, yadayada. Ms. Cheing is nice most of the time, but I would rather have been skinned alive than ask her about going to the office at that time.

In the end, April helped me take the list to the office at 11.20 when Ms. Cheong had dismissed her. My group had not finished the experiment yet.

THANK YOU APRIL!!

I mean, there are really nice people in the class, but most of them consist of my ex-classmates from 1D and 2e.

Expected Reaction: "OH Rivali, you don't know most of them yet. You probably feel closer to your ex-classmates, which is why you accept them better and-"

YOU know what, Shut UP. Yanka and Nat and all have never been in my class until this year. I never knew alot of the nice people in 3e until this year. And excuse me, i can tell the difference between nice people and self-centered, racist, mean, stingy, selfish idiots.

So, after recess, I rush to class to try and collect money again. Giselle Tham, Xing Yi (Sotong!) and Jin Yee passed their 25cents to me. (Thankss! :DD)

Still 7 girls left. Mrs. Tee entered the class. I couldn't make an announcement about the money after she had arrives, because then she'd know that the girls had not used the sleeves, which meant that they had faked their temperatures/ used the same thermometer as their friend which is like totally EEEWW. So, I just grabbed $2.50 out of my wallet and paid for the seven of them.

I'm not bitching about it cause of the money I had to pay. $2.50 (minus 75cents because Giselle, Sotong and Jinyee were nice enough to pay) is nothing much.

ITS JUST THE ATTITUDE OF THESE PEOPLE.

Don't you pause to think about how much trouble the person collecting the money goes through?? And I'm not some sort of beggar, I'm NOT going to grovel at these peoples' feets for money.

And don't tell me to 'lack' or tell me that I'm very 'farrneee.'
I'll punch your face.
I can't stand people who talk in that singlish-wannabe-rapper tone. And think they're so cool for it.

So, when Cheryl Seah realized that I had paid for it, she got super pissed off and made Cassandra and Hilary pay their share. Then, Noelle also paid up.

THANKS CHERYL!! :DDDD

But there's still those 3-4 people who didn't pay. Like I said, its not the money, its their attitude. I can't stand it.

Oh 2e!
loveRivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

5:20 pm

Okayy..

I think this post is gonna be super long, so I'm gonna divide it into two parts. :D So, lets start with the CNY celebrations.

School before that was quite uneventful. I was just looking forward to the NJ girls coming back. Especially Amrit and Shu.

So, when I heard the 2eNJ girls had reached MGS, me and huiting raaaaan from the canteen to the concourse. OMG, I never realised how much I missed them all! People like Vera, Estelle, Stephy, Yuen - ppl I wasn't even that close to, okay. OMG, its like, seeing them - aiyah, I just donno. But Amrit wasn't there.

I was quite upset, since I'd been looking forward to her coming, and it was like the fourth? time she had promised to come and not turned up. :( So I called her, and she was at home. OMG, I was so pissed off!

Then, we went up to the hall for the celebrations, and suddenly I got a note from Molina who had come back to visit too. She said that she had called Amrit, and she was on her way! Hahahaha.

So, there wasn't enough space to sit in the hall, so us who didn't have places moved to the chairs at the back of the hall to sit, right? It was like a 2e reunion! Like, Huiling, Huiting, Me, Shakti, Vera, Shu, Estelle, Jacky, Esther, and so many others all from 2e were there. There were also ppl like Molina, Meera and Heidi. I wish Salad, Xiao and Nic had been there though.

2e= Chaos
2e meeting after a long time + Meera and Heidi = World War 3

Seriously. I was sitting next to Meera and Heidi. And on my other side was Huiling, Huiting, and one of Ling's friends. Then in the two rows behind me were all the other 2e gals.

Meera's in love with Seow right? So Heidi and I were singing this song (this is a censored version)-

"Meera and Melvin sitting in a tree,
K-i-s-s-i-n-g.

First comes love,
Second comes marriage,
Third comes a chi-hua-hua in a baby carriage."

And Meera was just screaming bloody murder, Like "I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM YOU LOSERS!!!!" and "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

But we ignored her and continued repeating the song every five minutes.

And I paid attention during the Total Defence Day part of the concert. It was so funny!!
SALAD YOU ROCKED!!

Salad: Are you gonna upload the video to youtube? Cuz then I wanna post it here!

But the CNY part was er.. not that interesting? The primary schoolkids put on three dances, where they jumped around spastically, holding batons, and wearing neon-coloured, metallic jumpsuits from the future. This was accompanied by weird Chinese music with cymbals clashing every 2 seconds.

But there was this one super cute performance by a sec 4 class for Total Defence. It was so cute! They were like bobbing up and down and singing some song. haha.
And, throughout the whole song by the sec 4's, Meera was like "OMG, is that that Becs girl? Is it? Is it?"
I thought she was just imagining things and told her to shut up. Then I realized that she had really been in the performance. Haha.. felt dumb.

ANYWAY, Mrs. Elaine Chan was patrolling around and making people's lives miserable. And I was doodling in my everything notebook. You know, just random drawings, and weird poems and those weird games we used to play in 2e, to tell our future. And the 'Esther in Camp' song was in it too! You know the song about Esther going to the sec 2 camp, and literally dying because of the conditions there? Yup, that notebook.

THEN MRS. ELAINE CHAN CONFISCATED IT.

Wow, Happy CNY to you too, Mrs. Elaine Chan.

I got it back in the end, after I had to go to the Sports Complex and get "scolded" by her. Whatever. I got into trouble so much in primary school, I have developed a sort of in-built mechanism, which automatically tells me how to respond to teachers when I'm in trouble.
Like you know, act terrified, clasp your hands in front of you, lower your eyes, then, when they ask you why you did something, flick your eyelids upward for a milli-second, then look down again and say you're really really sorry, bite your lip, etc. DO NOT try this on male teachers, they'll think you're flirting with them.
So, I got it back. In the end.

Anyway, here are some poems in the book -
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL PURELY FICTIONAL.

The sweet child petted her rabbit,
"I love flowers," that little girl said.
But her life of fun and laughter,
was gone when someone bashed in her head.
-----
"I love you," he said, holding her,
on a moonlit night, in a quiet place.
He slowly leaned in to kiss her,
and she bit his nose right off his face.
-----
Salad like tennis,
Meera loves art.
Esther likes to poledance,
Su-lyn like to fart.
(this is untrue)
----
It was a fight 'tween Meera and Su-lyn.
In pain, Su-lyn screamed "Ow!"
Meera blindly swung at her,
Meera also loves Seow.
-----
Su-lyn is in love with music,
Su-lyn plays the piano.
Su-lyn's passionate about the flute,
And Su-lyn loves Kifo.
-----
Giselle the Goat
loved eating grass,
and watching clouds
as they passed.
And on rainy days
she just sat on her ass,
because her leg
was in a cast.
---
I think you now probably realise why I was really worried when the notebook got confiscated..

Anyway, after the total defence concert, school ended. I went to Meera's house with Huiting. We picked up Amrit at Bukit Timah Plaza.

OMG, I hadn't seen Amrit for... 3 to 4 months. And though we talk on the phone alot, its not the same right? So Meera, Laughey and Me got out of the cab, and I saw Amrit.
She had bought flowers for me for V-day. :) So, we hugged, and kept on hugging. And its like, flashes of the rubbish we used to do in school-making up racist songs, doing weird tribal dances- flashed before my eyes. I didn't realise I had missed her so much. Then-

"OMG, like what the hell? Could you two stop like, hugging each other like that? You look like frickin' lesbians.."

Meera Rajah's high-pitched whiny voice.

Meera: I felt like slapping you.
Anyway, its not like we listened to Meera. Mwahahaaha.

So, then went to Orchard Cine to pick up Su-lyn.
On the way, in the cab, we forced Meera to sit in front. Then, Amrit and I were talking in a secret code language, and Ting and Meera were getting pissed. Its like, not that we made up a code or anything, but its just that after a while different words start to represent different things.

Like-
"Pole"- you think of esther, right?
"Salad"- those who don't know Sarah won't know who the hell salad is..
"Laughey "- people will be like, what the hell?
"Kitty" - *coughcough*
"Frog"- *ahemahem*
"Turtle" - get what I mean?

So, back to Su-lyn. She had gone there to meet Eugene, this guy who obviously likes her, and she obviously likes him back, but they refuse to admit it. Oh well..
So, Su-lyn, Meera, Amrit, Huiting and me sat in Subway, waiting for Eugene to come.

[btw, you know, Su-lyn didn't go to school that day, and she had a good reason not to.
So, anw, during SS in Meera's class...

Seow: Where is Su-lyn?
Meera: She didn't come to school.
Seow: (joking) Why? She didn't want to come for Social Studies ah?
Meera: Yes.

Err... thank God I'm not a teacher who teaches Meera.]

So, Eugene turned up with a whole tribe of his friends, and just stoood outside Subway, looking at us and whispering.

Finally, he said- "Hi."
Then, he stood there looking at Su-lyn.
Then, he ran away, and one of his friends said - "Eugene says bye."

What. a. LOSER.

Seriously, i think they should have met up alone. Not with the 4 of us with su-lyn and another 10 of his friends.

Oh well, then went to Meera's house and met up with Nat (Naaat, nat-rat-fat-cat-bat-mat-yat, Nat-nat-nat-nat- YETI.) and Jermaine.
Seeing Jer after so long rocked too.

So we lounged around in Meera's jacuzzi, eating sushi. That's the life, man.

Then we prank - er, I mean, sat there talking about innocent stuff. Pushed Nat into the pool and everything. Huiting's phone fell into the pool, but I don't think it got spoilt.

So, we were talking and laughing. It was superr spastic. Like, Meera had made water bombs, but they just refused to burst everytime we threw it at Nat. Then, one of the seven of us- i can't remember who- got the smart idea of stuffing the balloons down our shirts and pretending that we had Z-cup boobs.

Well, thats the sort of retarded thing we did the whole evening. Then, around 7- 8, Jer and Su-lyn went home, and huiting too. Amrit went home much later. Nat and I stayed over.

So after Jer, Su and Ting left, Nat Meera me and Amrit were dancing. (Meera's house has a stereo system with speakers all over the house.) We tried ______. Even Nat! the innocent one who gets easily frightened- yeah yeah yeah. It rocked, Amrit got high. Not that we took SO MUCH of it, but whatever. Amrit was pole-dancing around one of the pillars in Meera's house. I fell of the chair once.

So, anyway. We went up to the study, and checked out all the sec 4's blogs. Meera's blog had been spammed by them AGAIN. Then, we started watching 'Zoolander.' Ben Stiller was unbelievably hot. It was so funny!
Ordered KFC for dinner. But like, 1 second after it came, Amrit had to go.
So, it was Meera, Nat and me. With 8 pieces of chicken and a whole box of nuggets and stuff.

But the chicken was spicy, so Nat and me had one piece. I think Meera had one or two also. So, we just left the rest of the chicken in one corner. (Waste!!!) Meera's dog started eating the chicken the next morning.

Speaking of Meera's dogs, she has two. One is Laika, a girl, and the other is Boss , a boy, whom she also calls...... Katy.

So, Laika was jumping on us and everything, and Nat was, as usual, getting terrified. But I've got three dogs (Banjo, Bowser and Bim <333)> so I wasn't scared. Then. once when Laika jumped upon me, her nails scratched my arm, and caused it to start bleeding. It wasn't very deep lah, but when I went home my mom thought I was suicidal and that I was cutting myself... -____-

Then, I fell asleep in the middle of Zoolander. Haha. Finally, when the movie finished, I woke up again, and we all slept on the carpet next to the TV, surrounded by candy wrappers, rotting chicken, uneaten junk food, the wet clothes we had worn into the pool, more candy wrappers, etc. DON'T worry, we made sure that all that was a good distance awaaay from us.

Rivali

ps: what happened when we woke up will be in Part 2
p/ps: GUESS whose name Meera was muttering in her sleep??
p/p/ps: HAVE YOU GUESSED YET? YES, EXACTLY!! HIM!!!

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Monday, February 19, 2007

1:11 pm

Why is it that I make assumptions, then based on these assumptions go ahead and make fun of people thinking what I'm doing is justified, and then, awhile later find out something which makes me totally regret my actions?

Argh.

Today was......

There was a social studies Source-based test. There were 2 questions. I didn't realise that there was a second question until five minutes before the end of the test. God pleasepleaseplease let me pass!! I studied for the test even though it was source-based. I don't deserve this.

Today was the Teacher-Pupil Conference. April had to see Mrs. Tee while Noey and me had to see Mr. Seow. Noelle and me were terrified, but in the end it was really okay. Mr. Seow was quite nice.

Whenever I look back at 2e, I have fond memories of us laughing, bullying each other, bullying teachers, bullying teachers, bullying teachers... And now its like, I was thinking, while we were having so much 'fun,' did we ever realize that- Aiyah nevermind.

AAAAAARRGH.

Seriously, why is there always something bad which overshadows the good things? I'm not being emo or anything- but, have you noticed?

Today, during assembly, it was announced that Ms. Lau was not in school. All of us started cheering - one free period!! And then? I hear from Su-lyn that the reason why she didn't come is because her grandmother died.

One day, I was at tuition. It was during the holidays, so it was in the morning, k? Then, suddenly this guy, maybe 17 or 18? walks into the room where all of us were having group tuition. He looked a bit too old to be in our class, but I thought that maybe I had estimated his age wrongly or something, since our tuition teacher was speaking to him like she would to a child.

Boy: I'm going home to have breakfast.
Tuition Teacher: No! Don't go! Stay here awhile longer, lah.
Boy: I want to eat breakfast.
Tuition Teacher: You want to eat here? I can ask the maid to make something for you..
Boy: No... I'll come back after breakfast.
Tuition Teacher: Okay, I'll miss you....

That was the sort of dialogue going on. You know, like when a teacher is 'making fun' of a student by talking down to him or her?
Like that.

So, me and the other kids thought that both our tuition teacher and the boy were joking around, you know? So we were laughing and giggling.

Then, the boy leaves.

Our tuition teacher says- "You know, when I used to teach in school last time, I noticed that boy. The others were bullying him, so I went to sayang him. And since I was so nice to him, he sort of remained 'attached' to me."

The first warning bell rings. Normally, people wouldn't stick to someone like that.

My teacher continued- "He lives very close by- just around the corner you know? I ask him to come over regularly, for a cup of tea or whatever, because his parents don't really look after him. He's almost 22."

Before I can even think, she says-

"He. is. autistic."

When I and my friends laughed, it was because of the tuition teacher's tone of voice; I was not laughing at him. But I was still very upset by the fact that, in the end, we were still laughing. And I couldn't explain to that boy that I was not laughing at him right? Cuz he was gone.

I just went home and cried. :(

And i think, since then, I think twice before laughing at things.

Well, today showed that I still had a long way to go.

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Thursday, February 15, 2007

4:05 pm

MALE TEACHER WALKS AROUND SCHOOL IN TIGHT WOMAN'S SHIRT.

Casualties: 5. (Died laughing)

Its true!!! OMG, i could just DIE laughing too.

Let me give you some background information first:

Today was one of the best schooldays in my life. Our first period was Geog. Just when it started to get boring, the fire-bell rang. FIRE DRILL! Even though the school was on "fire" us Geog Elective girls went back to class and put our stuff down. So, its like, we were walking against the flow of people, and were the receiving end of manymanymany weird looks. Whatever. This one dumb girl gave me a "the-carpark-is-the-other-way" look. I stuck my tongue out at her.

Anyway, we made it to the carpark where I joined Yanka, and we got 3e to sit according to their Register Numbers. No one was missing, except Nic, who was doing some Guides Duty.And, for some reason, the whole school just sat in that carpark for 1 hour doing nothing!! woohoo.
But this firedrill wasn't very interesting, except when we kept on putting dead weeds on Cheryl Cockroach Seah's head. Poor Cheryl.

Remember last year's firedrill? When we saw Mr. Ong talking to Ms. Cheah and assumed they were going out? Thats where it all started. 2e began bullying the Ms. Cheah about it. We grew closer as a class. Our confidence in our abilities to destroy people's lives increased. We bullied more teachers, like Mr. Low. We grew even more united. Mr. Seow arrived. We literally killed him. (I have this mental image of the 36 of us crammed into the car with Salad AND Jer at the wheel, speeding along an empty road, knocking Seow down, then reversing and running over him again and again and again.Anyone for pancakes? Shakti? Anyone?)We grew closer to each other. And hey, here we are, in different classes, but all still great friends.

By the time the teachers made us go back, Geog was over, and we had missed the 2nd period which was English. It was double English, so there was 1 more English period left.

[Ms. Chuah gave us chocolates!! Haha. That was nice of her, considering that all we do is bully her. Ms Lau also gave us marshmallows yesterday. She was so nice, that she even gave some to ppl like Sotong and Jin Yee, who don't do Bio! I heard that Mrs. Ang baked 3M cookies.

And what did our form teachers do? NOTHING. Didn't even wish us yesterday. Yesterday, Mrs. Tee had to give the maths test and all, and she's still a veryvery nice person, so it doesn't really matter.
But Mr. Seow just barged into class yesterday and started glaring and yelling at us. (Everyone was making up rubbish about Kifo dumping him- a subject which I shall touch on later.) Then, he was supposed to give us these hong baos which we had to put money in to donate to the little kids. And, some people in our class are a bit blur, so they took some time to go up and collect the stuff, right?

Suddenly, he screamed "If whoever I call is not here in 3 seconds, Im gonna go CRAZY!!!!"
Er.. I heard some one muttering "But you already are." Started laughing.
I don't care!

Thanks to ALL the pple who gave me Valentines prezzies! :) <333333]>
Back to why today was one of the best schooldays.

After English was Lit. Ms. Bong walked into class,, and told us that she had to help the p1s and p2s with redeeming their V-day flower coupons.So... NO LIT. Then was recess. After recess was Emaths then Amaths. But Mrs. Tee was absent. So, like, the only proper lesson we had today was Chem at the end of the day! MWAAAAHAHAHA.
---

Anyway, during recess, was when IT happened.
I was sitting in the canteen with Meera, Hui Ling, Huiting, Ding, Naomi, Jacky and Charlene. Yanka and her friends were sitting at a table nex to us.
Suddenly, we smelt a familiar smell, turning around, we saw.....

MR. SEOW WEARING AN ULTRA-TIGHT MG GIRL'S PE T-SHIRT!!!!

He was looking for either Yanka or me, and finding Yanka, had made his way towards her. OMG EVERYONE WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. His explanation was, that during the fire drill, he had sweat alot, and his shirt was wet. Whatever. Could have borrowed a shirt from, I dunno- Kifo or David Loh or even Hock Seng right? Like, a MAN, you know?

As Meera put it so succintly - " I saw this person walking. She wasn't a student. For a woman, her figure was rather odd. She was wearing men's black pants, and some really tight weird Mg Orientation Camp shirt (which is why she thought it was a woman, okay? I'm not trying to insult anybody). I looked closer. She was Mr. Seow."

O-kay. As mentioned above, 5 people died of laughter. ~~Another person who died was Meera, who drowned in her own drool.~~

Funny!

[Hey, my brother was throwing a ball at me repeatedly, and saying "Catch the ball! Catch the ball!" while I was blogging.
So, I said "No, keep it. You NEED it."
And my mum thought that it wasn't a er... constructive comment to make to an 11-year old. Whatever. I respectfully disagree.]

And, Quotes!

Ms Chuah: Rivali, you are very...noisy.
Me: (in Indian accent - chandra mode!) I'm sorrrry.

btw, you know Giselle Tham? Ms. Chuah calls her "Jizzle" as in, rhymes with drizzle. Haha. Poor Jizzle.

Ms. Chuah: Wow! There are quite a few people with the same nam in this class! Jizzle Tham and Jizzle Goh. Cheryl and Cheryl. Xing Yi, Xin Yi and Jin Yee. Nicole and Nicole. So many twins!
Yanka: Twins don't usually have the same name..

Ms. Chuah: (Going on and on about the benefits of English)
3e: Asleep, doodling, doing maths hw, talking, eating, etc)
Nicole (Nic-wig): Rivali!
Me: What?
Nicole: Kill her!!
-----

Mrs. Tee: So, when shall I ask you all to pass up this assignment?
Someone: End of the year.
Mrs. Tee: That is not possible.
Someone else: Never...
Mrs. Tee: No. You have to pass up!
Yanka: Next Monday!!
Mrs. Tee: No! Not for so long! Today is... what is today?
Yanka: (lying)Wednesday...
Mrs. Tee: No! It. Is. Tuesday! [glares at Yanka]
----

Ms Lau: Here's some infromation for Bio. Can you put it up on your - er... pretty class board?
3e:[Looks at the incompletely decorated board at the back of the class. A few pieces of paper are dangling from it forlornly. We silently turn back to look at Ms Lau.]
Me: Lets tell Mrs. Tee that we've finished decorating the board! We'll say its abstract!
Giselle (Jizzle!): OMG, I think she'll just.... die.
---

Mrs. Tee: 'e' is an irrational number.
Yanka: What is it for?
Mrs. Tee: It is a constant used in logarithms. Like pi. It is called the Napierian Constant.
Me: (asking a genuine question!!) Why is it called the Napierian Constant?
Mrs. Tee: Why are you called Rivali?
----

And, this happened in 3M.
i dunno whether its true, cuz I wasn't there.

Meera: (in Bio) Ms. Lau, is it possible for men to menstruate?
Ms. Lau: NO!!! Don't you know that?? Why are you asking me??
Meera: Because there is a certain gay male teacher who teaches us, who constantly acts like he is pms-ing during lessons!
Ms. Lau: That can't happen... THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!!!

loveRivali
(because my parents decided to call me that! Hahaha.)

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

8:29 pm

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they're doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is like, totally shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... F- Valentine's Day!

HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY!

love Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Monday, February 12, 2007

7:59 pm

SORRY I haven't posted for so long.

1)You see, last week I was superduper pissed off with Teacher A (Not person X, whom - nevermind) and I typed out this whole long post about her where I invented like 1032304923042 new ways of insulting teachers without it being an offence.Then, it turns out that Teacher B isn't so bad after all, so I deleted the whole post. Then I got blogger's block (LOL) so anyway...

2) Bimbos are taking over the world! Promised Ms. Bong that we wouldn't retaliate, so please go to Meera's blog - http://extra-hotsauce.blogspot.com for a 101% true version. After reading her ultra long post, please take some time to view the following screenshots which seem to make them SOOOOO angry.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8128/lolaq6.png

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5287/lol2mr3.png

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/875/lol3yn4.png

and ofcourse-

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/945/tagboardhahahafj2.png

I KNOW Meera and Su-lyn are gonna kill me, but reading that Bec's blog is quite interesting. http://www.xanga.com/bedraggled/ . Not joking. I read through it. Just life from a different perspective, you know? Except when they're er.. insulting my..er.. friends...umm..err (*mumbles off*)

BTW, SOCIAL STUDIES LECTURE ROCKED ON THURSDAY.

ACS guys are super funny. 3 classes of them came to attend the lecture.

Like, at the end of the lecture where this lady from NUS spoke to us on "Principles of Governance" or smth, this teacher in charge from ACS came up onstage and said - " Thank you Ms. Kon, for arranging the whole lecture. I am sure the ACS boys learnt alot."

The guys' response?

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

ZOMG, they just kept on laughing. Hilarious okay!! I started cheering for them.

And Meera, you MADE US PROUD!

During the SS lecture, we were supposed to sit according to classes, but nobody bothered, so Bat, Hui Ling, Huiting, Me, Su-lyn and Ding sat together. Meera sat in front.

The lady from NUS was asking if anyone wanted to be political leaders when they grew up and if so, which political leader we wanted to be like. So, this ACS guy raised his hand, and she called him to the mike. He told us which political leader he wanted to be and all. Then the lady, Professor Ooi commented, "Why are the girls so quiet? Don't any of you wanna be leaders?"

So Su-lyn and I started saying Meera's name out loud. We didn't expect people to follow us. Huiling, Huiting and Bat started saying her name too. Then, the people from 3M (Meera's class) started chanting her name too! After a while, pretty much the whole sec 3 level were yelling her name.

And Ms. Meera Rajah? She was obviously trying to hide. And ofcourse, who could forget her archenemy Mr Seow, who hates her and vice-versa with an all-consuming hatred? When he heard everyone chanting Meera's name, his jaw dropped open. \

Anyway, Meera refused to go onstage, so the speaker continued speaking. Then after a while, she said "So, Meera, are you willing to come up now?"

Everyone expected Meera to shrink further into her chair.
But she stood up and marched to the mike.
And Mr. Seow, her nemesis extraordinaire?
He slapped his forehead, then hid his face in his hands in despair.

(hey it sorta rhymes!! :D)

Meera.
Marched to the mike.
I thought she would talk some crap which would make the students laugh.
And irritate the teachers.
She walked up, delivered a bombastic speech on how she would want to be like Hilary Clinton, about female empowerment and how it was high time females began running for President. Then, she sat down.

We just started cheering and cheering and cheering.

Go Meera!

After the SS lecture...

[Meera, Su-lyn, Me, Hui Ling, Hui Ting, etc are all huddled near the entrance of the Auditorium, chitchatting.]
Me: OMG, it was super funnyy!!
Huiting: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Su-lyn: Yeah, I know. But seriously, you know what pissed me off? The-
Hui Ling: Shut up-
[Mr. Seow walks by.Everyone grins evilly.]
Su-lyn: Oi! Mr. Seow!!
Mr. Seow: Yes? (looking for an escape route)
Su-lyn: We saw your reaction when Meera went up to the mike!
[We all start glaring. Seow takes a step back.]
Mr. Seow: B-but I smiled when she finished her speech. (tries to walk off calmly, but breaks into a mad run for the safety of the staffroom.)
~~Meera: Come back! I loooveee eeeuuuuu!!!!~~

Okay, Meera didn't say that..

BUT, the morons did this a long time ago....

Meera, if you want me to remove it, let me know, yeah? I'm kinda highh right now. Woohoo!

Rivali

ps: luuuurve is in the air..

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Friday, February 02, 2007

8:00 pm

Okay, i haven't posted properly in like forever.

Anyway, quotes!

Mrs. Tee: Why is your class so dirty? Why is there so much paper on the floor?All of you must pick up rubbish. And do NOT kick the rubbish away! Yanka! Why is your desk so dirty??
Yanka: Its not. [Yanka's desk resembles a rubbish dump, btw. :D]
Mrs. Tee: It IS!!!
Me: Can we throw the rubbish outta the window?
Mrs. Tee: Can you all take a broom and sweep up the class? Where is the duty roster?
Me: [points to the duty roster which I so lovingly and painstakingly created during my free time.]
Yanka: We don't have a broom.
Mrs. Tee: Then-can-you-go-and-ask-the-school-servant-to-
3e: WTF?? School servant??

Mr. Seow: Why do I hear so much white noise in the class? Why so much of murmuring?
Yanka: What's white noise?
Mr. Seow: Like you know, when you switch on the tv late at night and there's a buzz? It sounds like a lot of people talking..
Deanna: (freaked out) Why late at night ? Seriously! Can say "day" right?
Me: Your TV sucks mann..
Yanka: Why isn't there any black noise?
Me: He's racist!
Mr. Seow: I DO NOT KNOW!!!! (getting agitated) I'm not the one who made up the word right? YOU go and invent black noise okay? And then, when you find black noise, then you come back and tell us about it, okay? And then you-
Yanka: Hey, CHILLL, mannn...

Mrs. Lim: During SPA, you must wear goggles to protect your eyes, even if you are wearing glasses. They can be found in the lab.
Cheryl: But can I like, bring my own swimming goggles?
3e: o__O

Deanna: OMG, I'm like totally falling asleep!
Me: [Starts chanting and doing weird hand movements] Avoo-davoo...
Deanna: Er....
Me: Its an african voodoo ritual, to repel sleep.
Deanna: I'm not waking up because the voodoo's working, I'm waking up coz you freak me out.
Me: Avoo-davoo.....

Someone: Today is Hilary's birthday. Can we sing the birthday song?
Mr. Seow: (probably recallling 2e randomly singing the b-day song and disrupting his lessons last year.)No! Er-er.. n-n-no singing songs in class okay, b-because-
3e: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Hilary, Happy Birthday to you! (ignoring him)

And, during Social Studies, we were discussing about why Eunice Olsen became a Nominated Member of Parliament (NMP). I mean, seriously, people (or 3e atleast) don't like her.

Cheryl: The only reson why Eunice Olsen's an NMP is because she's pretty!
3e: Yeah!
Cheryl: I mean, seriously, she's such an idiot, why would she-
Mr. Seow: Er, before you make such, er, comments -
Yanka: (softly) I bet all the MP's who nominated her are perverts.
Mr. Seow: Huh? What did you say?
Yanka: Umm, er.. I said that I bet all the MP's are mostly perv- er, I mean men.
3e: Yeah!!
Mr. Seow: Is that how you all think MP's are nominated?
3e: Yess..
Mr. Seow: Its not true, you know.
Yanka: Well, obviously you'd say that coz you're a guy. I mean, what else do YOU think about, right?
Mr. Seow: I, er... disagree.
Yanka: Thats what you would say. You wouldn't agree, cause you're a guy!
Mr. Seow: [gives up]

Yanka: [in the middle of class] Denise, my ass sweats more than your face!!
Everyone: Err...

Samantha: Mrs. Tee, I don;t understand question 6c).
Mrs. Tee: [explains]
Sam: Oh, okay. Thank you !!
Mrs. Tee: Okay, but I shall show you all how to do the question anyway, for fun.
Everyone: Fun? FUN???

And the best...

Mr. Seow: One negative point of the bringing of Casinos to Singapore, is the fact that people could lose money.For example, this man, ah. He loses alot of money. Then, since he's addicted to gambling, he can't stop. So he borrows money from loansharks. Then, when he can't settle his debts, the loansharks will come and spray paint the houses and throw dead chickens at him. Then, the man and his wife will start fighting because of the stress. The wife will take the children and leave him. The man will jump of a building and die.The loansharks will come after the wife. Then, the wife will take the children and jump off the building also.
3e: Er......
Me: Yay! They all die!!
Yanka: What kind of dumb story is that??
Mr. Seow: No, I was dumbing it down. For fun.
Yanka: We're intellectual people. You don't have to "dumb a story down."
Mr. Seow: Yeah, but, remember on Monday? When Pastor Wendy Watson was telling you all the story of "The Promise" during chapel? Wasn't she dumbing it down?
3e: [no answer]
Mr. Seow: Were you all even listening?
3e: Yeessss...
Mr. Seow: So, have you watched "The Promise?"
3e: NO!!!!
Cassandra: Its a Chinese movie!
Mr. Seow: So? I watch a Korean Serial. I'm not Korean.
3e: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!
Mr. Seow: What? What? What?
Me: Which one do you watch?
Mr. Seow: [no answer]
Yanka: (in sarcastic, girly voice) Prrrin-cess Hours!
------

Btw, DING HAS TURNED EVIL!!!

Today, during Values Ed, Ding and me were sitting next to each other. And since 3e combines with the SBC classes for Values Ed and PE, darling ASSther was there. So, I asked her to sit with us. But to get a seat, she had to pass Ding (Xin Yi).

Esther: Ding! Move your legs!
Ding: [doesn't really move]
Esther: Oi! How do I get to my seat then?
Ding: WALK.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. STILL LOL-ING OVER IT NOW.

I bid thee good day,
Rivali

ps: glad to know the mozilla-explorer thingy has cleared up.

p/ps: I have decided to forget about the Person X thing. You know, on Wednesday, Tricia started screaming in the middle of class, and disrupted it for a full 5 minutes, because we couldn't make sense of what she was saying. Nothing wrong with Tricia, but Person X sort of started laughing.

LIKE, WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT?

And my laughing silently caused him to walk out of class.

But, I shall ~~forgive and~~ forget about the incident. I don't know why, but no point bitching about it, right? If I want something done about the incident, I have to confront Person X, but I'm not doing that.

Flabajaba.

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Thursday, February 01, 2007

5:46 pm

Hey, apparently, some people say that they can only view my blog through Mozilla Firefox. Others say that they can view it through Internet Explorer. Could you vote in the poll in the sidebar? Then, if too many people can't see it, I'll change my new blogskin. (Cuz i think that's the problem)

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;