Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
I'm like just laughing now thinking abt it. Yesterday was the GREATEST. It was super funny.... Sec. 2e had our first real 'lesson' with Mr. Seow. English was pretty funny... but History was super fun.
English
You know theres this rubbish going around about how Mr. Seow is Ms. Cheah's soulmate? So Mr. Seow was like 'whats the password for this computer? They didn't tell me there was a password!' Then Xiao said 'I think the password's Melly.' So we all started laughing hysterically though Mr. Seow didn't know what the hell we were talking about. And he told us his phone number....I think there should be this rule where teachers don't give out their numbers..I mean its for their personal well being. Who wants to go mad with receiving millions of prank calls made by yours truly? Anyway, so we kept on asking him questions about his Chi Hua Hua. And told him stuff about Paris Hilton being his role model. Then we asked him if he drank/smoked/took drugs. When he said he drank, we pretended to be horrifed. But let me just remind my fellow pple of 2e about the Botanic Gardens thing? The beer? Which the loser sold to us though we were obviously underaged? Oh, btw, a mixture of lemonade and beer is known as Shandy. Nice name rite? Then we tortured him some more....
And some background info - Last year Mrs. Thomsett was our form teacher. Mr David Loh was..... nobody. But one day, he started standing behind her at assembly. And kept on getting closer to her, while very obviously looking at her butt. As Lianne said " Gosh...wat a weird person. The woman's engaged. She's also trying to get away from him, and he's like still trying to ...do ...stuff." So ofcourse the rumour started spreading that Mr. Loh was looking at Mrs. Thomsett. So imagine our reaction when Mr. Seow was like ' I sit next to Mr. David Loh." I think Hui Ting fell off her chair laughing. Then he said " Oh and on my other side is Ms. Gina Thomsett." We just banged our tables and laughed and laughed until it hurt..
History So then Seow came baq later for 45 mins of History. He wanted to switch on the computer, but realised that the username was his B.C. number. So he was like " Is there anyway to switch the projector off?" Bcuz he didn't want us to see his B.C Number. So anyway, Sarah ( Salad, Sally) said that there was no way to switch it off. He didn't believe but...watever...we all took note of his BC number. Then he asked us 4 the holiday History Homework. Then we told him that Mr. Low had given it to us but told us not to do it.... haha.. and he believed!!!! So...gullible. So he like extended our time... But THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART. Halfway through the lesson, Candice (the innocent girl sitting in front of me) said " Hey Rivali! Daphne! You know his pants? The front zipper is open." So I looked... and it was true! So then everyone was passing the message around and laughing hysterically. But the poor guy didn't know about it. But then Ivfen, who, btw, is a test tube baby, was telling Cheryl abt it, and Mr. Seow heard. So he said " What did you say, test-tube baby?!?!?!!?" Then Jermaine told him " Erm... Mr. Seow, you're..um...er.. fly is er..undone.." So he like looked, down inshock and pulled up the zipper in front of us .. how disgusting.... So we were all falling off our chairs. Then I think he patted that area to make sure the zipper was prperly done. So Xiao was like " OMG! HE'S TOUCHING HIMSELF!!!!!!!" Then the poor guy -after patting it again- said " I don't touch myself!" And I said " Thats wat you want us to think.." So ...haha.....
Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Friday, June 23, 2006
7:14 pm
OMG, I FINALLY got a tagboard!! I'm so proud of myself. I mean I didn't screw up! Went to Ravleen's house today and it was SUPER fun. We were like discussing abt all the primary skool stuff we used to do, like yelling 'Smelly cat' in the middle of lessons and makin up weird rumours abt techers (which we still do) Then we prank called Elizabeth and pretended to be an angry dog. HAHA. That was fun. Then we watched movies and all and I actually forgot abt all the undone lit. hw. :D And i'm renting all the dvds of 'Friends' starting from season one and watching them. :D And should I post 'The Esther in Camp Song' or email it to the morons?
xoxoxo, Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Saturday, June 03, 2006
10:26 pm
I was just thinking about all the funny stuff that happened this semester. So these are a couple of exchanges between students and teachers...
Mrs. Ng: Now, just because ALL of you are bimbos doesn't mean that I don't have a responsibilty to teach all of you and- Esther: Shut up. Mrs. Ng: Its not about shutting up its about...yadayadayada ..............................
Mrs. Ng:Passive learning! Do you know MGS is known as a finishing school???? And I know wat you all call me! You know wat that class said? " Mrs. Ng, 2e calls you Ah Meng." Rivali: Mwahahaha... Mrs. Ng: Its not funny you know!! Rivali: (muttering) It is.. I made the name up... ................................
Mr. Low: Why did you throw the cockroach at me? Rivali: I didn't! It was wriggling and I got scared and- Mr. Low: You are disrupting the class. Rivali: No I'm not! I swear its- Mr. Low: You are disrupting the class. Rivali: No ... really. I- Mr. Low: You are disrupting the class. Rivali: No, I did not. Mr. Low: I say you did! Rivali: Fine......
Btw, I'm really sorry for throwing the cockroach and i truly regret my actions. ..........................
Mr. Low: It is very interesting...The Story about Sir GAAwain... Sarah: I thought is was Sir Gawain, Mr. Low. Amrit: Did Sir GAAwain die in the end? ............................
Mrs. Chan: So, class, how does this picture make you feel? Warm? Happy? Amrit: It makes me feel like GARBAGE. .............................
Mrs. Ng: And I really feel that this class is seriously lacking in many areas which are essential t0- Esther:F u. Mrs. Ng: WHAT DID YOU SAY???? ...............................
Rivali: So the British were like, Male Chauvinists? Mr. Low; You girls are becoming like 20.... 2e: You mean like Tiffany?? Mr. Low: No. But I want to answer that male chauvinist question. Now, I am aware that i am heavily outnumbered. But nevertheless... .................................
2e: Can we ask you a question? Ms. Cheah: Only if its related to chemistry. Xiao Hui: Okay...Is there any CHEMISTRY between YOU and Mr. ONG?? Ms. Cheah: WHAAAAAT??? 2e: MwahahaHAHAHA.. ..................................
Mrs. Low(Physics): Convection in a radiator is very important. Because the radiator gets very hot because there is alot of rubbing going on. 2e: erm..... *coughcough* what the hell??
Haha, Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Thursday, June 01, 2006
9:55 pm
Hey! If ur reading this, u should be aware of the fact that this is the second day in a row that i am posting. YES Rivali has decided to be responsible.
Responsibility is essential in the daily life of man. It regulates a world which would otherwise be chaotic. I have decided to be responsible. I shall pass up hw on time. I shall actually bother to do Home Econs Assignments. I shall not torture people. I shall not imitate people. I shall be nice and kind and--
If u believed all that, YOU'VE GOT A SCREW LOOSE IN YOUR HEAD.
This is either Zhang Hui pretending to be me or me with nothing better to blog abt... Btw, u should go to ivfen's blog. Its gotta GREAT layout. Bye!!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
