Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
I know I haven't blogged for the longest longest time, but school reopened again (blahh) and I'm........trying to be responsible this term!
Yeah, I know that last year my record time for being responsible was 2 seconds-
What happened: "Hey Amrit! I'm going to be responsible from now on and- Hey, look! There's Esther! You wanna trip her then run away?"
Yeah, that er.. didn't go very well...
Anyway, this year, I was able to remain responsible for the first 5 weeks of term 1! Then, i was mildly irresponsible for the rest of the term. Well, the first 2 weeks of term 1 have been 2 very responsible weeks for me, so I'm quite happy.
I know what you're thinking- "What is wrong with this Rivali person? First she discusses how to bash in people's heads, then, she tries to be responsible. And what IS it with all this responsibilities crap?"
You know, My sister's obsessed with JapAnime, Sarah's obsessed with Bleach, Esther's obsessed with...herself, Amrit's obsessed with growing taller, Meera is obsessed with Seow, Su-lyn's obsessed with Kif- I mean Gaspard Ulliel, the list goes on and on...
Recently, I was obsessed with having as much fun as I could, and I still am, except, I'm not going to rundown people anymore. (This excludes you, Meera) So, I AM OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH RESPONSIBILITY!!
I know.Rivaliisaweirdfreak.
Anyway, Quotes!
Ms. Cheong: (teaching us about acceleration of a free fall) When I was young, I always wanted to bungee jump. I would dream of sneaking away from my parents and going off bungee jumping. But, as people grow older, their ideas change. Now, even if you paid me a million bucks, I wouldn't jump off a cliff. ____: Don't worry, we can always push you off.
I can't enclose the name of some people, cuz they'd get into trouble. So, some of them are blanks. :DD
Ms. Lau: How was your holiday, girls? 3e: IT WAS HORRIBLE! IT SUCKED! Yanka: 'Horrible' is an understatement. Cheryl: How can ANYBODY put the word 'holiday' with homework?? Yanka: Do the teachers know the meaning of a holiday?? Ms. Lau: Life is hard... (gives us sweets) -----
Someone: *says something* Ms. Chuah: Well, no problem! Today's a good day. I am in a good mood, and you all aren't being that irritating today! 3e: WHATT?? Hilary: Omg, so direct!
Seriously, wth right?? ------ Mrs. Tee: Today during Chapel, you all were told to put your fingers to your lips, because you were being very noisy. How did it feel to be treated like primary school kids? 3e: We were? Mrs. Tee: (agitated) YOU WERE??? YOU MEAN YOU ALL DIDN'T KNOW???? Denise: (hums to herself, staring at the ceiling) -------
Mr. Seow: Mrs. Tee wants to tell you all to come down early for assembly. Because you all come down so late that you all don't line up properly, and she cannot count the absentees... 3e: WHATEVER lah! She's forever telling us rubbish... Joycelyn: Yeah! So irritating! Hilary: We're not so free okay! Samantha: (mutters something about someone being short) Mr. Seow: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT??? (probably remembering 2e torturing him last year cuz Hui Ling was taller than him. This is evidence that we successfully destroyed his mind.) Samantha: Not you lah! I was talking about Mrs. Tee! She's so short she can't see is! Its not our problem.. 3e: Yeah! Mr. Seow: "Vertically challenged" is a politer term for short people. So, if you wanna say Mrs. Tee is short, you should say "Mrs. Tee is vertically challenged." Someone: Mrs. Tee is a jackass.
Look, i seriously dunno who said the jackass thing. It was said quite softly. But I remember feeling really really sorry for Mrs. Tee! Seriously lah, that was quite mean. But funny. Hahaha. -------
Ms. Tham: For you're Geography test, question 1, some of you wrote "Shifting cultivation are people who move from plot to plot." This is.....incorrect.
Poor Ms. Tham. She gets so tortured. Anyway, whoever wrote that, I assure you it was NOT me. ---
SOCIAL STUDIES LESSONS Aaaaaalllllrrrrriiiight.... Tuesday and Wednesday's social studies lessons. I don't remember what happened on what day, i just remember laughing ALOT. And, despite all the rubbish that happened, we were still able to get work done, so, i guess its okay? :D
3e: Are you going for the Methodist Walk on saturday? (sec 3s are being forced to go.) Mr. Seow: I don't think I'm on duty that day.. Samantha (Sam): Oh phew! Mr. Seow: SAMANTHA-I-AM-REALLY-REALLY-SAD-THAT-I-AM-NOT-GOING-BECAUSE-I-WOULD-HAVE-FORCED-YOU-TO-CARRY-ME!! Sam: WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CARRY YOU?? Mr. Seow: ALOT OF PEOPLE!!!!
They were both yelling at each other, and it was really funnaye. -------
Mr. Seow: Now, the Central Providence Fund- Sam: 3e! Our class got second highest for the GEL assessment! 3e: WOOHOOO!!! (starts cheering) Mr. Seow: Oi! Stop interrupting my lesson! Jin Yee: We got second for what? Me: The GEL assessment... Cassandra: We were second? For what? Me: SECOND FOR THE GEL ASSESSMENT!!! Xing Yi (Sotong): Who? Me: AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH... -------
And, you know last year, 2e always wanted to ask Mr. Seow why his shirt was so huge, like 10 sizes bigger than him? Thank Evan and Joycelyn.
Evan: Mr. Seow, why do you keep on pulling up the sleeves of your shirt? Why don't you just fold it an extra time? Joycelyn: Or wear the short sleeved ones? Mr. Seow: Because ...because I'll look like an Ah Pek! Joycelyn: Why is your shirt so huge? Mr. Seow: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
For clarification purposes, we all were not calling him fat, we were just asking WHY he was wearing a shirt which was so huge for him. And btw, if wearing short sleeves makes you an Ah Pek, then Jonathan Tay, David Loh, and Lowser are all Ah Peks?I didn't say it...
3e: (Discussing Hana Kimi) Amanda: Mr. Seow, do you watch Hana Kimi? Mr. Seow:.....yes. 3e: (laughs) Mr. Seow: What? What? What? Joycelyn: Did you cry? Mr. Seow: ......yes! 3e: (laughs) Mr. Seow: But didn't you find it sad when Ella almost got raped? Tricia: (laughs) It was so funny! Mr. Seow: You think its funny to get raped? I mean, she was like crying- then the van- IT WAS REALLY SAD OKAY! Later... Mr. Seow: I like to walk in the rain! Yuxi: Why? So that nobody can see you cry?? Mr. Seow: What is wrong with you?? -------
Then, he was reading out the name of some Chinese hospital, and he couldn't pronounce it properly. (Haha) When we politely informed him that even Shreyanka and me could speak Chinese better than him (Chou San Ba is one of the only words I know), he said "Then what do you want me to speak to you in? French??" So, we all were like "Oooooh, you can speak French?" but he refused to answer, until Evan said "Oi! Speak French!" His reaction: "I AM NOT SOME CIRCUS MONKEY WHICH WILL DANCE AND TALK WHEN YOU ORDER ME TO!!!!"
Then, people asked him about his chihuahua, and we found out that he had one maid just to take care of his two dogs. And he still insists that he's poor. (OMG, remember last year, when there was some rumour that Mrs. Chan had four maids? One for her daughter, one for cleaning, one for cooking, and one for her shoes?)
Anyway, after a while, at the end of Tuesday's lesson, after the bell rang, he was waiting for us to say goodbye to him. People forgot, so he finally....... you guessed it- banged the table to get our attention.
Mr. Seow: *bangs table* Oi! Sam: *bangs table back at him* Mr. Seow: (pretends to hit her on the head with a social studies textbk.) -------
Erm... then.. oh yeah, wanna know what he thinks about Cheryl Seah and Yanka? (Heehee)
Cheryl: (asks some dumb question) Mr. Seow: (gives some weird answer) Cheryl: (asks some other stupid question) Mr. Seow: (shaking his head) Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl.... Cheryl: Why are you saying my name so many times? Mr. Seow: (exasperated) BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR NAME AND LOVE SAYING IT FOR NO REASON!!
And for Yanka: Mr. Seow: Girls! Theres no space for me to write anything on the board! Can I erase some of the announcements you all have written? 3e: Nooo..... Mr. Seow: Yes, but- 3e: Nooo..... Sam: Mrs. Tee wrote those down, so if you erase it, she will scold you! Mr. Seow: She doesn't scold me, she sayangs me! Ex-2e ppl: Oooooh! (I know Mrs. Tee isnt Mrs. Chan or Mr. Ong, but don't condemn us for...clutching on to the last fragments of the happy and carefree life we had last year, where most of our time was spent making up relationships between married various teachers.) Mr. Seow: (loudly) ANYWAY, once I came in here and saw that someone had written "I love you Yanka" on the board. I mean....whaaat is that? Yanka: (egoistically) Is it MY fault that I'm popular? That people like me?? Mr. Seow: LOOK, I think that Yanka is very adorable too, but 3e: OOOOOOOHH!!!!! Yanka: What the f*ck? Oh f*ck! What the f*ck is that supposed to f*cking mean?
Hahaha.... So, when he mentioned that people had been writing weird stuff on the board, a few people yelled out "Meera loves Seow!" because someone keeps on writing it on the board... And he heard, and he was like , WTH? But i don't think it was a surprise because he had already seen the words "Meera loves Seow" on the board about a month back when I someone wrote it on just before SS.
OMG, theres so much to write, and I'm getting sick of typing stuff about SS....Aaargh. Nvm, i haven't posted for...2 weeks? I have a responsibility towards.... just forget it. I shall continue!
What else? Oh yeah - When asked whether any of us had driven our parents cars before, quite a few girls put up their hands.
Mr. Seow: Oh, ok. Don't worry! When I was in Sec. 2, and my brother was in Sec 1, he used to steal my parents car and drive to see his girlfriend on some evenings! 3e: Wah, your brother started dating early, ah! How 'bout you? Mr. Seow: I was an angel!!! Someone: NERRRD. Mr. Seow: WHO CALLED ME A NERD? Joycelyn: (ignoring him) Did your brother get caught? Mr. Seow: By the police? Nope. But my parents eventually caught him. 3e: OMG, what happened to him? Mr. Seow: He was grounded for like, two months. 3e: THATS ALL?? Mr. Seow: No, I think he was also caned... Tricia: (Starts laughing maniacally) Mr. Seow: ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
Then later, someone was like "Whats your bro's name?" and he refused to tell us, so we decided that its Kelvin. -__________- Ahahahah.
Then awhile later, someone asked him abt whether he had piercings. (I know- RANDOM!) So, I began telling ppl about how, last year, he had shown Sarah, Esther and Me his driving license, and he had long blond hair and a piercing in the photo! Anyway, his reply to the piercing thing was "I used to have one in my ear, but when I returned to Singapore, i took it out cuz I knew my mother would beat the crap out of me." So, Evan asked him how old he was at that time, and he said 21. We all were like, so old, and you're still scared of you're mum?
Then Yanka said "Oi! how could you be 21? You just told us that you're 18 right now!" "I am! I just got my driving license this year!" "WTH?" "I AM EIGHTEEN!"
Wow, talk about advanced self-denial. HAHAHAHAHA. Well, its a common problem in MGS. hahaha. Then Joycelyn said "Wow, that man is seriously messed up." and he heard! ------------ And, the last few sentences: Joycelyn asked him- "Were you gay? Like, ever?" And he refused to answer. So everyone thinks he's gay, cuz he didnt answer. But you know, if he was really gay, I think he would insist he was straight. Cuz no one would jeopardize their job like that. So, he either refused to answer cuz he found it insulting, or is too secure to let that affect him.
CONCLUSION: MEERA, YOU CAN STILL RUN AFTER MR. SEOW!
Good Night! loveRiv
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Saturday, March 17, 2007
8:29 pm
I was just wondering, you know, teachers write stuff in our report books sometimes right? Most of it is nice stuff, some of it is utter crap where its obvious they don't even know who the bloody hell you are.So I was just thinking...
REPORT CARD FOR MORONS AND THEIR FRIENDS(What those teachers should really be writing.)
Amrit: Amrit is a diligent and hardworking pupil who always does amazingly well in exams. Yet, I feel that sometimes, during lessons, she is glaring at the taller people in class rather than concentrating on the subject. Now, Amrit is of a perfectly normal height, yet at the rate she goes on about it, you'd think she was a dwarf. Also, she continuously mutters under her breath, while giving me the evil eye. And what exactly does 'fudhi' mean? She has flung this word at me on countless occasions. This is unnaceptable behaviour.
Esther: At the beginning of the year, I thought that Esther was a quiet and studious pupil. My image of her drastically changed when she refused to stop pole-dancing in the middle of my lesson. Though she has never disappointed us at all, when it comes to her exam results, perhaps being a little ....er, less obsessed with certain unexplainable things- such as herself- would help her score even better. I would also advise her to not have 10 boyfriends all at once. This is directly affecting her exam results. For example, when I asked the class to write an essay entitled "Heaven," she wrote a 50000 word essay on why ACS Barker is heaven on earth. Now, I connot fathom why anyone would think that a prison full of smelly, dirty, disgusting boys is paradise, and therefore advise you, as her concerned parents. to take her to see a psychiatrist.
Sarah: Sarah has topped the class in every single subject, once again. I have no complaints towards her attitude, except that I feel she takes her responsibilities a bit too seriously. Once, during class, she started yelling at me, and informed me that I was not wearing an MG Uniform. In case you are unaware of this, teachers are not supposed to wear the MG uniform, unless it is on special occasions, such as Teachers' Day. where even male teachers allow themselves to be forced into the uniform, because- who cares?- we're getting presents! And though Sarah's love for chemistry is very apparent (her previous Chemistry teachers have all called her a "dear, dear child"), I feel that she should make an effort to get along better with her literature teachers, as every single one of them has, at some time or the other, expressed a desire to dispose of her. Her philosophy teacher, still insists, to this very day, that Sarah called her an "fat, ugly cow" in class last year.
Su-lyn: Su-lyn is a beautiful, intelligent, pretty, lovely, exquisite, diligent, breath-taking, witty- ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, SU-LYN, WILL YOU GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM ME?? Listen, Mr. and Mrs. Sin- before Su-lyn kills me- you're daughter has an unhealthy obsession with her looks. She is always putting on makeup, or powdering her face in the middle of my lesson. When she learned that there was a possibility of UV rays touching her skin during a particular Biology experiment, she insisted that we provided her with a full, UV-protected, astronaught suit. And she is also- AAAACK,...COUGH COUGH COUGH.....ARRRGHHHH (teacher dies because Su-lyn stabbed him/her.)
Ding: Xin Yi, or as her friends call her, Ding, is a quiet girl who is a joy to teach. She is hardworking and perseverant, and this shows in her exam results, which were very good, compared to the rest of the horrible girls, in her horrible, horrible class. However, I have recently noticed some disturbing characteristics of hers. For example, when her class was bullying me,spewing vulgarities, trying to roast me alive,etc, I expected Xin Yi to sit quietly or perhaps even try to stop the rest of the class. Instead, she stood up on her desk and began throwing spitballs at me, while demanding that I call her 'Deadly Ding.' When I refused to do so, she brandished a sword and threatened to impale me on it. As her parents, I would advise you to look into whether or not she has relations with any terrorist groups, from where she obtains such weaponry. If you find out that she has not been fraternising with terrorists, I suggest you file a police report against her friend Rivali, who surely has some relations with Osama and/or Saddam.
Hui Ting: Friends call her 'Laughey." I call her 'Retard.' Seriously, Mr. and Mrs. Seow, what is wrong with your daughter?Once I trolled happily into class, and said "Good morning, girls." Hui Ting laughed so hard, she fell out of her chair- something which, I have heard from her teachers last year, is not an uncommon occurence. I still do not see anything humorous in what I said. Another time, I was solving an extremely difficult maths equation on the board. Hui Ting just stood up, walked to the front of the class, stepped on my foot, then pointed to my face and said "haha." She then sat back down. This is not normal.Also, she has a burning and obvious hatred for someone called 'Frogspawn.' She randomly starts muttering rabidly in class- "Aha! You frog! YOU FROG! You think I cannot afford socks? Huh? YOU ARE DEMOTED TO A TADPOLE! You like poking me with a bible? OI! YOU ARE A FROGSPAWN! A FROGSPAWN I TELL YOU!" She then sinks back into a dazed stupor which is characteristic to bored students in maths class.
Hui Ling: Mr. and Mrs. Chua, let me tell you, in the 14 years that I have been a teacher, never have I come across someone who is as terrifying as Hui Ling. Its not that she cannot be nice- I have seen her act like a perfectly nice person around her moronic friends. Yet, when it comes to teachers, it seems that Hui Ling just does not understand that we are not evil-creatures-out-to-destroy-her. She has repeatedly punched me in the face when she does not get full marks for math. And though her not achieving 100% in maths is a very rare occurence, it is still not acceptable behaviour to punch a teacher in the face. I have broken my nose exactly eleven times this year, and every single one of these 'accidents' can be directly linked to Hui Ling. Once, she grabbed hold of my shirt, and flung me bodily out of the room. Just because I minused 1 mark off a maths teast due to her atrocious handwriting. PLEASE- i beg you- PLEASE do something about her handwriting.
Shakti:Shakti is a brilliant student, and a real joy to teach compared to the rest of the dunb girls in her class. However, her obsession with a certain......person, may be hindering her progress in class. Once, I was marking the girls'biology assignments. All of Shakti's assignments were correctly and neatly completed, except for one, where she has nothing but "I love M-----" written all over it. Also, Shakti has once told me that I am hideous. Now, I disagree strongly with this statement. I may have orange and green hair, and wear winged glasses and frilly little frocks- but that is called self-expression and creativity. I therefore do not appreciate students telling me that I am a "fugly, hideous loser" and asking me to go and die.
Nicole: An intellectual individual who is definitely one of the brighter ones in class, Nicole has done very well in her exams, no doubt, yet I feel that her attention span is sadly lacking. Once, in the middle of class, she started saying "Beckham! David! Beckham! Comne to meeeeeeeeeeee.... KILL POSH SPICE!" while drooling over a picture of the aforementioned footballer. When I attempted to stop her, she stood up, threw her chair at me and yelled "YOU'RE NOT DAVID BECKHAM!" Then, she and the rest of her class started standing on their desks, and danced and chanted in a rather scary, tribal manner. Nicole started shrieking "KILL POSH SPICE!!" but suddenly, she turned around. Giving me a look of pure evil, she pointed to me and said- "Kill it." Immediately, she and her friends April and Giselle (who may I say never stop laughing), started a fire in class and tried to roast me alive. While running back to the staffroom, Nicole's classmate Ding threw a sword at me, thus shearing half of my hair off. When I told the class that their constant torment of me had caused me to take a two-week vacation in Jamaica to improve my nerves, I thought that they would show some sympathy or atleast be serious. However, Nicole threw yet another chair at me while the maniacal class cheerfully informed me that, instead it going to Jamaica, I should go to hell.
Meera: Meera is...... a MANIAC. M for Maniac. I am sorry, Justice and Mrs. Rajah, but there is simply no other word to describe your daughter. If she is not throwing stuffed...chickens at me, she's either talking- with a fake Indian accent- to her friend Heidi, or trying to rip my head off with her bare teeth. I have caught her foaming at the mouth in the middle of classes. Also, she has a morbid fear of water. These are symptoms of rabies.And though Meera insists that she hates water because it would "ruin her hair," I am inclined to think otherwise. I feel that the copious amount of mousse she uses has addled her brains. Either that, or she was exposed to abnormal amounts of radiation as a child. Either way, I suggest that if you are even remotely concerned about your daughter's well-being, you would take her away from MGS. Far, far,FAR away, before I kill her.
So, this should give you a er...accurate description of the people MORONS I associate with..
loveRivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Friday, March 09, 2007
11:50 pm
Hey, I'm leaving for overseas, so the blog will be abandoned until school reopens... Erm, but please don't hesitate to leave random comments on the tagboard, which would ideally involve insulting huiting, my random victim of the day.
"I'm leaving, on a jet plane, (woohoo!) Don't know when I'll be back again. (Actually, I do) Oh babe, I hate to go.." (Screw all of you! I'm getting out of here!)
Er....bye? Flabajaba! Banana!
loveRivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Thursday, March 08, 2007
4:53 pm
Ok after I type this I hope nobody goes and spams rivali's blog cos u hate me.yes i mean u S-----.uhum......i am tempted to spell the persons name but nah i think this is getting boring. gtg now.fuck u all.love ya.see ya .bye.
note: This a mysterious guest blogger.. Stay tuned for further appearances, by the one and only GUEST BLOGGER.
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
9:13 pm
Ok, our report cards came out today, and I am feeling... well, usually I feel like killing certain teachers, but... NOT TODAY!
I'm so happy- this means that my attitude towards people is maturing. Haha. Like, my sis was asking me "If there was one teacher you could kill, who would it be?" And my reply was..... nobody !! Last year, I would have gleefully named at least ten of them, and also would have proceeded to inform my sister of the various creative methods I would use to end their lives. (Bat, Shakti and Amrit: Kitty Torture Machine!!)
I feel so proud of myself. :)
English:A1 Remark: Developing an ear to hear the music of good prose- writing which is lucid and which flows smoothly- will enable her to polish her expression in writing. I know what you're thinking- WTF??? Seriously man, what the hell is that supposed to mean? The first thing I said was "What an....idiot." I DO NOT want to hear the music of good prose, My Chemical Romance is good enough thank you. ------
E and A Maths: A1 Remark: She is attentive and on task. Mrs. Tee's quite a nice person, but I'm surprised that I got such a.... good (in my standards!!) remark. Atleast it wasn't a put in more effort or something. ------
Bio:A1 Remark: She has great potential and works towards achieving it by producing excellent work. (I *distinctly* remember getting zero for quite a number of practicals) She needs to strive for accuracy in her practical tasks. Reading into the last sentence, i need to strive for accuracy, not BE accurate. Therefore, she thinks I do not care about accuracy therefore I am sad. (Even though it is true to some extent.) ------
Chem: A1 (highest in class!) Remark: She displays a willingness to learn. I was expecting a remark which went along the lines of "Please wake up." So, I'm fine with this, except that she wrote the same remark for almost everyone. Seriously, i hate it when teachers do that. If you don't know who I am, say so. I won't mind. And, we'll all have a good laugh about it. -----
Physics: A2 Remark: Rivali is able to grasp physics concepts fast. She can take part more actively in class discussions. This is much better than I expected. I thought that I would get a remark like "You suck. Really." And, Look, I'm really sorry, but the reason I don't say anything in class discussions is because I'm too terrified of Ms. Cheong. As in, she's nice and a good teacher (most physics teachers cant speak english, so 3G, 3T, 3I and 3E are quite lucky!), but scary too. I just sit there, inhaler in my hand, gasping for air while reminding myself to breathe at regular intervals. Tht's not really true. About... 99% of that was exaggerated actually.. But I have resolved to be more active. :D (responsibility!) -------
Comb. Humanities (Geog): A2 Remark: She is a keen learner and shows creativity during class discussions. Ms. Tham is a really nice person. I don't think she even knows who I am, but she wrote something nice. :)
btw, today after school, I witnessed this-
3M girl: [loudly] MS THAM, YOU HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL!! Ms. Tham: [shocked] Er-er-er.. w-what? N-n-naughty? What? 3M: You never gave us back ____ ( some worksheet) Ms. Tham: Er-er. (Still at a loss for words) -------
English Lit:B4 (Blahh) Remark: Rivali has a good command of the English Language and is able to express her views well. I love lit. A bit disappointed, but whatever. -------
btw, today's Social Studies lesson rocked! I really felt like I was in 2e again.
We were as usual, torturing the teacher. But we weren't disrupting the class like last year. Mr. Seow only allowed us to talk after he had done all the admin and stuff. He's alot stricter than last year. Well, when we were allowed to talk, we started asking him about the new Vice Principal, Mr. Chan.
So, some people were like, why the hell are there FOUR vice principals now? And Mr. Seow told us that Mr. Chan was in charge of administration. So, our inference was that he was basically an admin manager.
3e: Chey! Omg, then everyone can be a VP lah! Oi! YOU can become the Vice-principal of...... social studies. Mr. Seow: -____- Cheryl: Then why didn't they make Mr. Low Siew Thian a vice-principal? He had worked here for so long! He deserved it! Ex-2e ppl: Yeah!! Lowser rocked! Giselle T.: Badabadaboom! Mr. Seow: Sighh.. Look girls....[shakes head]
Then we were telling him about how he should become friends with Mr. Chan.
Mr. Seow: WHY? Cheryl: He's very lonely! I'm not lying ah, yesterday, I saw him having lunch with the school cleaner. Mr. Seow: So? Maybe he's just a nice person and- Samantha: Why don't YOU have lunch with the cleaners? huh?? 3e: Meanie... Mr. Seow: [splutters] Cheryl: Yes, and you should promote male bonding. 3e: Mwaahahaha! Yup! Male bonding! April: Bobo... Mr. Seow: What? W-w-w-what?? Someone: Yes, it is healthy to let your emotions go sometimes. Mr. Seow: B-b-but- but- ------
Then, someone randomly said something about how scary Ms. Cheong was.
Mr. Seow: I am very sad! Why are you scared of Ms. Cheong but not scared of me? 3e: Do you want us to be scared of you? Mr. Seow: Well, I donno, but- why are you all scared of Ms. Cheong?? Cheryl: Oh, we're not. Don't worry, we all like Ms. Cheong. Samantha: (in creepy voice) I love Ms. Cheong.. Mr. Seow: That didn't sound very............ innocent.
Well, all in all, it was a good lesson :) ------
Btw, you know the macdonalds thing? The 3e people are so taking advantage of the whole thing.
Like Sam ordered 10 chilli sauces. Erm, how many of you actually use TEN sauces? And someone ordered some meal (upsized) plus "lots and lots of barbeque sauce" and "how bout some wedges too?" Yup, that's exactly what someone wrote. Wow, how considerate. And polite. And appreciative. Would you order that much if YOU were paying for it? I know he offered to pay for it, but that doesn't give anyone a right to take advantage of the whole situation. Most of those people wouldn't even think about buying lunch for 33 people.
Its.Just.Disgusting.
And, compared to these people, there were some nice people like Denise who didn't order anything. She wrote "Nothing!! Save money,k?! :D" Or pple like April who ordered very little. (She ordered a cup of corn and orange juice.) They may have had their own reasons, but atleast they weren't... being plain disgusting and moneyminded and horribly cheap.
Anyway, today (Wednesday; cuz drafted out the post ytd :D) Mr. Seow told us that since it was Sharon's birthday on that day, and Prisci's b-day this week, he had booked the macdonald's party room for us, and we were gonna have a macs party, like with the games and all. (!) AND, Mrs. Tee had heard about the whole thing, and had offered to pay for half of it. OMG, don't we have the nicest form teachers or what?
But, I think last year's forms were the most fun. Lowser, Chan and Seow. Don't you agree, 2e people?
Rivali.
ps: I don't really wanna tell you why or what happened (:S), but I am making a conscious effort to be more responsible. And, voting in the new poll in the sidebar would help alot, thanks. :)
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
Sunday, March 04, 2007
11:28 am
Hey, tennis today was super fun! We decided to give our selves names of the opposite gender. So, Meenal became Michael, Carisser became Clemence or something, Shalynn became Samuel, Ching became Christina and Jia Yee became James (!).
And I was.....Jonathan. I wanted to be Rex! Cuz everybody was choosing names which started with the same letter as their original name right? But last week, a new guy joined our group, called Nandeesh (now known as Nancy). So, we were asked to introduce ourselves and everyone was like "hi, my name is _____." But i decided to say a guy's name. And while this was going on, I was remembering this post on Sarah's blog about Astrid and Jonathan Tay, and laughing to myself. Then my mind wandered to writing a fake love letter to Esther from Jonathan. So, when it was my turn to introduce myself, I said....Jonathan. That was last week but apparently everyone remembered. And now everyone's calling me Jonathan. -______-
So, There was also Ying Jie. We couldn't find a guy's name starting with Y, then suddenly I thought of the name Yohann. Okay, right? Then, we realised that it was spelt Johann even thought it was pronounced Yohann. Then only alternative was a Hawaiian guy's name - "Yalu-erkkhhh-ba-ga-ga-ga." What?? It starts with a "Y" right?? even though i completely made the name up... So, now, everyones like "Go Yalu-erkkhhh-ba-ga-ga-ga!!" and the coach was like WTH? btw, the coaches name was Fadzillah, and I thought of a fantastic girls name to give him - "F***erina." But i er, decided that it would be best not to voice out my opinion at that time.
btw, GUESS WHAT?? We have like the best co-form teacher ever! You know last year, 2e used to bully Mr. Seow, but it was in quite a nice way. This year, people are like quite mean, as in malicious, you know?
So, anyway, on... thursday? Yeah, thursday evening, he spoke to me on the phone and told me to take down the girls orders. What orders, you'll ask. Well, next thursday is the MG crosss-country run at turf city, and he's gonna buy everyone in 3e a macdonalds lunch!! Like wth right? Thats like $200++.
And ofcourse there'll be people who order things like "and don't forget loads and loads of curry sauce!!" *coughcoughms.hilaryseecoughcough* so it'll total up to quite alot. Woah, everyone stopped being mean about him almost immediately.
btw, salad: are we gonna run according to classes on thursday? If not, can the morons run walk together? :DDD
and, just thinking: I realise that all the people _____ hates/talks bad about/pretends to hate yet secretly loves are all nice people. Bleearrgghh.
And, quotes!
Mrs. Tee: Oi! All of you don't be so naughty otherwise I'll tell your parents during the parents-teachers meeting! Me: Blackmail!!!! Hilary: What-ever. Tell them lah! Seriously, who cares??
But, seriously, I'm gonna die during the parents-teachers meeting. I can imagine Ms. Cheong gleefully pulling out my file, ripping it open and shoving it under my mom's nose, screaming hysterically- "Look! Look how many assignments she's passed up late! Look how horrible her handwriting is! 3e sucks! Your daughter sucks! YOU suck!!" then throwing the file out of the window.
Helpp! I DETEST parents-teachers meetings. Last year's PTM-
Mr. Low: Yor daughter ah, ees quite rude-duh sometimes... A few dayees ago during arsembly, I caught her tokking, and she inseested she didn't... (btw, I REALLY HAD NOT BEEN TALKING!! I HAD JUST LOOKED AT ESTHER!!) Mommy: Yes, she told me about the incident. She said that she had just looked at her friend, and though I know that that too is wrong, she was quite upset that - Mr. Low: Yes, I agreeee that I had ovarrreacted. But her tone-er was vely vely rude, when I confrunnted her about eet. Mommy: Okay, don't worry. I'll definitely talk to her about it. Mr. Low: (glaring at my mum) Onlee eef you haf the conviction, then weel yoo be able to do sumting about eet.
-____-
And this year, its gonna be even worse. There was one day when Yanka didn't turn up for school, and I was feeling quite sick also. So, I remained in class during recess so I wasn't able to see Ms. Cheong about some worksheet of mine. She called my handphone later when I was at home, to ask why I hadn't gone to see her. And she was quite nice about it. THEN, she politely inquired about the reason as to why I was feeling sick on the same day Yanka hadn't turned up, and asked me if it was because we had been out partying the previous night. (Not true!) My mom is soooo not gonna have a heart attack on the 26th of March. :(
Back to quotes!
Mrs. Tee: Can all of you use rulers when sketching graphs?? If not, I can buy you one! Anybody wants me to buy them a ruler? April: Bobo..... Priscilla: We all don't have rulers Mrs. Tee! Buy for us! Mrs. Tee: Okay! I will buy for all of you, then charge to your parent's bank accounts! Haha! I learnt that from Mr. Seow! 3e: Whaatt? Mr. Seow's so evill!!
So, thats what teachers talk about huh? Tsk tsk. *shakes head sadly* ----
Ms. Lau: Denise, why are you standing in front of the class in the middle of my lesson?? Tricia: She saw a lizard near her desk and is too scared to go near it. Denise: *Stares at the ceiling, humming to herself* Ms. Lau: Err.... Mean Person 1: Haha! Don't worry Denise! Atleast you'll stay awake for this lesson! Finally! Mean Person 2: LOSERR!!! -----
[Children run past our class screaming and yelling] Mr. Seow: [stomps over and opens the window to glare at them.] Me: BOO!!! 3e: *laughs* Mr. Seow: [closing the window] Don't you hate kids?? 3e: No!! Priscilla and Me: YESS!!!! Someone: OMG, Mr. Seow, you're so mean!! Mr. Seow: Haha. Yes.. I am a childbeater... 3e: (uneasy laughter; majority of the class is terrified into silence.) -----
Actually, there are some really fun moments in 3e. :)))
Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
