Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Hey Hey. Schools been really fun lately (Yeah, just push thoughts of the O-levels RIGHT outta your mind) so here are -after a really long time- QUOTES! Oh, most of the quotes are from, believe it or not, Bio lessons! Ms. Lau seems alot more fun this year. So, either she's loosened up, or she's given up trying to get us to pass the O-levels (There's this little voice inside my head screaming "It's the latter, it's the LATTER!" but lets push that out of our minds for the time being, no?
Ms. Lau: And how do bile pigments relate to excretion, Cheryl Seah? Cheryl S: (obvs not paying attention)Er.. the answer is.. urm.. excretion.. 4E: ??? Cheryl S: You see, I have a mosquito bite on my toe... Everyone: ??????????
Mrs. Tee: Yes, yes.. Shreyanka, you're right... 4E: (state of shock) Me: Momentuous words... She'll probably never say that again.
Mrs. Tee: Now, 4E, I shall check whether all of you have done the two graphs I aske dyou to do for homework? 4E: (some take out their graphs, some start doing the graphs, and others carry on sleeping/staring out of the window/mumbling to themselves) Shreyanka: (frantically starts drawing her graph) Mrs. Tee: Nicole, Lauren, good, you did it.... Shreyanka? Shreyanka: Urm, Mrs. Tee, I ..er.. only managed to draw the scale and..erm.... Mrs. Tee: (being serious) Good, good... Keep it up! Shreyanka: Huh? What's- Mrs. Tee: This is an improvement! Carry on like this and you will get your A1! Shreyanka: (too shocked to say anything.... for once)
Krithika: Why are the (molecular) bonds drawn like that? Mrs. Lim: Like if you go to a hawker centre, if two people are a couple, they'll sit next to each other so that they can hug-hug right?And- Hilary: Huh? I thought that they'd sit opposite each other so that they can look into each other's eyes (her eyes mist over, and she stares off into the distance) Mrs. Lim: No...you know, one look at a couple and I can tell whether they're married or not... You can tell lah. (looks proud) Hilary: Wah, Mrs. Lim ah, we know you have the most experience lor... Mrs. Lim: (looks disturbed)
Mrs. Lim: You know, after school I go to the coffeeshop and have a coffee, and I observe the people there... Its quite fun... Hilary: Like, ehmahgawsh, you're like stalking them! Evangeline: Oi, be careful ah, later you stare at the wrong person, you kena die... Mrs. Lim: Only if people like you stare at them... Evan: (in a horribly sarcastic voice) My heart is breaking!!!
Mr. Ong: (poking his head around the door)Giselle, can you see me at recess? (goes away) Giselle Goh: (nods her head, expression inscrutable) 4E: (silence) Hilary: OOOOOH, GISE-ELLE!!! Mrs. Lim: (looks disturbed)
Yanka: Did Ms. Or just call me yanka?? (Word of advice to teachers: Don't. Call. Her. That.) Me: Er.. I think so.. Yanka:F*CK THAT!!!! Me: (starts laughing) Ms. Or: Why are some people laughing? You all should pay attention and read the instructions, not laugh. Its not like there are any jokes printed on this assignment.. Yanka: THATS funny! (starts laughing maniacally) 4E: (starts laughing too) Ms. Or: Oh dear.. I think this class needs some medication.... Me: Yanka doesn't. She needs to stop the drugs..
Ms. Chuah: I shall ask questions to those who are not paying attention... Lydia? Lydia: (wakes up with a jolt; can't answer the question) Ms. Chuah: Aaah, I've caught one who's not paying attention... How about.... Denise? Denise: (keeps on sleeping) Ms. Chuah: Denise, what's the answer? Denise: (keeps on sleeping) Ms. Chuah: Denise? Someone wake her up... 4E: (No response) Amanda -who sits next to Denise: (Ignores Ms. Chuah; Looks at Denise with disinterest, before staring out of the window) Ms. Chuah: Denise? De-neeeese? Denise: (keeps on sleeping) Ms. Chuah: (goes over to Denise and pokes her with a worksheet) Denise: (keeps on sleeping) Ms. Chuah: (gives up and walks away) Denise: (wakes up, looks around at the sniggering class blearily, and goes back to sleep)
Mrs. Tee:(drawing a graph) Now girls, I'm going to leave this part out because I can't reach that part of the board... 4E: (laughs) Mrs. Tee: (mumbling) Stop laughing at my height... 4E: Aaaawww.. Mrs. Tee: Its okay, I'm used to people laughing about my height... It's all the years of teaching... Joycelyn: Were you always short? Mrs. Tee: (ignores her) Evangeline: No Lyn, she shrank... Some Idiot: Ohh... Mrs. Tee did you shrink? Mrs. Tee: (ignores her)
Ms. Lau: (explaining homeostasis) So, homeostasis is the reguluation of the internal environment of your body. You know, when females have a high level of the hormone estrogen right, then- Hilary: Ohh, when you have too much of it, does it make you horny? Ms. Lau: (looks disturbed) No, um... because.... er, because you see... the hormones..um.. (voice slowly dwindles away until she's mumbling to herself)
Poor Ms. Lau. After that, Yanka started talking about the first time she was booked for eating in class, and saying stuff about how she was with Giselle Goh and stuff. Then Ms. Lau interrupted her and went on with the lesson, but Yanka kept on making gestures to Giselle. Then suddenly, in mid-sentence, Yanka yelled out (to Giselle) "NO! I WAS EATING BAK KWA!" Ms. Lau looked like she was going to cry.... But on Friday, Salad was telling me about how 4G had done this whole choir thing during Ms. Lau's lesson, and Tam Mei had taken someone's prefect tie and was walking around with Esty's death incarnate badge during Bio! HAHA. Poor Ms. Lau.
In other news, THREE (gasp!) days of February have gone by and Meera's darling is nowhere in sight! After managing to wrangle out the news that Mr. Seow is returning in February from her unsuspecting new Social Studies teacher, MEERA RAJAH had been counting down the days, while telling screaming at every one in sight about his return. However, now that ONE (gasp!) school day in February has gone by, with him being a no-show, Meera is displaying symptoms of those who have gone barking mad after suffering an extreme disappointment. She has been spotted walking around the school aimlessly, mumbling to herself. The outside of the staffroom seems to have become her favourite haunt, and she is seen waiting there regularly, holding a stuffed frog in her hand. When yours truly asked her who she was waiting for, she flipped her fringe back from her face and opened her mouth wide, in preparation for the high-pitched shrieks that have become a trademark of hers. Before I could hastily shove earplugs into my ears and run away, I heard her screech "MEEEEEEEEEEL-VYYYYYYY!!!!" So, will the legendary lovers of MGS be reunited again, or will their heart-breaking (*snigger*) story go by the wayside? Only time will tell... ps: I thought he was coming back in July? Don't cry Meera- hey, stop crying right n- Security! 911! There's a flood in here! HAAAALLLLPPPP!!!
Going back to my planet now, Rivali.
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
