Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
"New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."- Mark Twain
" The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. "- P.J. O'Rourke
"New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain
"New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." - Jay Leno
New Year's Resolutions for Idiots:
1)Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. 2)Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say you were bit skinny. 3)Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. 4)Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years. 5)Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year, get your own back on them in the next year! 6)Drink more. Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy. 7) Eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts. 8)Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl. 9)Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that. 10)Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs. 11) Resolve to work with neglected children. (your own). 12) Balance your checkbook. (on your nose).
And sorry, but I cheated on this one. I had prepared this post in advance so I could just click the 'publish post' button and return to the party. But hey, its the thought that counts riiiiight? Yeah. So, Happy Hew Year! And remember, I hereby declare that the 16th of every month is Muffin Day!
Love, Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
