Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Posting after a long long time. Or as Meera would say, "Susie, I call eeeuu after a nong nong time! Nong nong nong!" Sigh, do you know I lost my quotes book again? Cuz I write down alotta the funny things that happen in class in my student diary, then transfer it here right? So about 2 weeks ago, my student diary disappeared. I looked EVERYWHERE for it, but I couldn't find. So, I sensibly (hehe) decided to continue with life, ignoring the possible consequences if Ms Cheong found it. (I've scrawled "I HATE MS. CHEONG" a couple of times in there. F.Y.I, I decided to not be so... negative about Physics. So, I don't hate Ms. Cheong anymore, and I'm trying to improve. :) ) Anyway, one day after Drama, I return to class and see my diary lying on top of my desk. Later, I found out that before her golf, Hilary had come to class and seen the diary upon her desk, then put it on my desk. Even later, I found out that Meera had actually found the diary on HER desk (she's in a different class!!! Our classes are next to each other though.) and put it on my desk.
WEIRD HUH??
Its like, whoever took it must have known that Meera and I are friends. And anw, if anyone wanted to see the quotes, they could always ask, like everyone else. Hahahhh.. or maybe I have a secret stalker. :) But then again, I think I know who took it. Then returned it. Because someone made a little slip when talking to me, right? How would you know that about me unless you read my diary? Hahahh, oh yessss, I think I know who it is. Pretty weird though.
ANYWAY, ITS MISSING AGAIN, SINCE YESTERDAY!!
And I had so many great quotes! :( Hopefully I'll get it back again.
Anyway, I was thinking about different people's reactions to the same incident, and I realized that... MGS is a rather.. diverse place. You get Nats, Meeras, Salads, Yankas, Rivalis...
ACTUAL INCIDENT Su-lyn walks past Mr. Ong, determinedly ignoring him so that no-one will start horrible rumours about her being in love with him.
Su-lyn's Version- (stubbornly)Huh? He walked by? I didn't see him...
Meera's Version- Meera: Oh.My.Gawd.(flaps hands in a gay manner) Did you see what just happened? Su-lyn just walked up to Mr. Ong. She said like, "hi" and was totally battering her eyelashes at him and- Everyone else at the table in the canteen: Shut up Meera. Meera: Hey! No one talks to ME like that. I. Am. A. Princess, a'ight? So anyway, she was like "Heeyyy, stongsie"- or whatever they call him; I mean which self-respecting man would allow people to call him that (she actually said this)- in this totally husky voice and then he like, looked at her and was gonna say- Me: Look! (pointing at the ceiling) Its Mr. Seow! Meera:Where? Hwear? Hwear? Everyone: (laughs) Su-lyn: (whacks Meera) Meera: Hey hey! Don't touch the princess a'ight- Nat: Meera, you're such a princeASS. Amanda: (starts laughing really really loudly) Meera: Heya! I wasn't even at the funny part yet.. Stop laughing, freaks! Anyway, hey hey hey friends! I was telling y'all 'bout Su-lyn and Kifo riiiight? A'ight. So, then he totally goes up to her, and says "Hey Su-lyn" in this high-pitched voice. He sounded like - (starts squealing in a ear-shatteringly high-pitched voice- an imitation which wouldn't even be fit for a donkey) Deanna: Shut up. Meera: So, then I was like- Me: Look! (pointing at the ceiling) Its Mr. Seow! Meera: Hwear? Hwear? [looks around frantically, saliva dripping from her mouth.] Everyone: (leaves the table in disgust)
Deanna's Version (the responsible one who's obsessed with rocks -according to me) - Hahaha. I am walking to the canteen, when I see Su-lyn and Mr. Ong walk past each other. How funny. Alot of people say they're in love with each other. Oh look, a rock. It's lying on the ground. It looks so beautiful. I pick it up, and hold it in my hand. Ahh, its so beautiful. Its got a near-perfect shape. It looks so perfect and smooth from a distance, but as the eye focusses on it, one notices the finely convoluted ridges, the gracefully twisted surface, of... the rock. Ah, I would be but a meaningless, soul-less human being, devoid of any passion or drive, if it weren't for.... rocks. Eh wait. What happened to Su-lyn and Kifo? I turn to observe them, but they're already gone. I continue to stand there, gazing lovingly at the rock.
Hilary's Version (The chattery, guy-crazy one!!)- Hey! Look that's Su-lyn! And.. Mr. Ong... mwaaahahaha. Wait, Hilary. Focus, Hilary. You're sneaking out of school to meet a couple of hot ACS guys. Don't get distracted. You can speculate and gossip later. Sigh... if only they got some really HOT guys to teach us.. Like y'know.. Spanish or something? Oh, that would be great. Or maybe they could just employ hot guys to walk around the school? As eye candy? Or hang them from the ceiling? Or from the flagpoles? I dunno.. as long as they're around, if you get my point. I hastily scribble down my suggestion, sprint to the General Office, and give it to the clerk there. She reads it and frowns, but I'm already gone, sneaking out of the school to meet the ACS guys...
Sotong's (Xing Yi's) Version (the blur one)- Look.. Its Su... Wen. Is that her name? I don't know. I don't care. And its.. that... computer teacher? Mr.... Bong I think.Is my name really Edward? Isnt that a boy's name? But-but... I am a girl... Am I? No wait, that teacher's name is Mr... Ong. I don't think he teaches computer. I don't think the girl's name is Su Wen. I don't think I am a boy. I don't think my name is Edward. I don't think I am in Hawaii. I- I am thinking too much. I stare at the ceiling in despair.
Nat's Version (The one who always gets scared) - Oh gosh! Su-lyn and Kifo just walked past each other! That's so... scary. I glance around suspiciously. Whenever things get too quiet, I know that Rivali's around, trying to scare me. Yesterday, she told me that she was going to push me off the fourth storey of the school, and started charging at me. I kept on screaming until Yanka whacked me and informed me that we were on the first floor of the school! I look at Su-lyn, there she is. Now, I don't overexaggerate things like Meera the PrinceASS, but Su-lyn definitely looked at him. Hahaha. I start laughing to myself, then stop, remembering that that...monster may be around. I turn around to check if she's nearby, but before I can, I hear an all-too-familiar voice. "BOO!!!" Its Rivali. I scream...and scream... and... SCREAM. Su-lyn wheels around in disgust- she hates unnecessary noise. Mr. Ong jumps violently, and flies into the air, crashing into the ceiling, and disappearing into the second storey, amidst a pile of rubble. Haha. That's quite funny. Meera will be happy, not that I really care.
Yanka's Version- Urgh. School. I hate school. I. Hate. School. I don't get the f*cking point of it man. I mean, yeah, we learn stuff and all that sh*t, but seriously, between me and you, i prefer St. James' Powerhouse or whutever. I mean, whuts all the fuss about education and all? Anyway, I'm in the canteen, slumped over a mug of coffee (the closest thing to booze in this effin' school), when I see Su-lyn walk past that... art teacher. Seriously. i hate teachers. I. Hate. Teachers. Frikkin losers with no life, dude. Hell yeah. So, she just walks past him, and whutever, when I suddenly hear this huge like explosion of noise from the table behind me. What. The. F*ck. Who the friggin' HELL is making that mucha noise on a friggin Monday morning?? I wheel around, chest heaving, gasping raggedly, a maniacal look in my eye. It's Meera Rajah. Meera frickin' Rajah, and that f*cked up Rivali, and Nat, the screaming idiot, and Xianwen, who I hate for no reason, and the rest of that STUPID jingbang. Enough. I have had ENOUGH of this. I knock the coffee mug aside. Screw it, I need vodka. Focus, Yanka, focus on the task at hand. "Idiots!!" I scream. The whole canteen falls silent, looking at me in fear. I march up to their table. "SHUT THE F*CK UP!!" I yell at them. Nat screams. I glare at her, and she screams even more. I punch her, and she goes flying across the canteen, crashing into Su-lyn, who crashes into Mr. Ong, and they all go flying through a wall. "Hey hey hey, Yanka!" Meera begins in a high-pitched, whiny-assed voice. I punch her, and she goes crashing into Xianwen, who crashes into Rivali, who crashes into Amanda... you get the point. Like a whole bunch of damned dominoes. Laughing maniacally, I walk out of the school, and hail a cab to the Ministry of Sound.
Leaving for OBS tomorrow till Friday! (gulp) Pray for me okay? Haha. Anw, after that's the 2e Class Reunion, and the MGS fundraising Pirates of the Carribean Screening (where Meera insists that the teachers are all being forced to go, dressed up as pirates) so I'll have loads to blog about!
LoveRivali
ps: Yanka is our funny, sophisticated, sweet-mouthed, dainty, lovable (think: teddybear!), extremely SOBER class chairperson, and yes, I do exaggerate alot in posts. But Meera's REALLY in love with Seow, f.y.i.
And just one more quote...
Nat: Shut UP Meera, we know you're only doing all this to get closer to Seow. Meera: I am NOT, a'ight? I'm- Me: Meera loves Seow. Meera: OH MY GOD OKAY, I DO NOT- Becky: [Starts imitating Meera (read: flapping her hands gayly and squealing in a high-pitched voice)] Me: It's Opposites Day, Meera. So if you say you don't love him, it means you love him.. Deanna: Yeah, it's Opposites Day! Meera: Look! I DO NOT love- Su-lyn: Hahah, it means you do! Meera: Okay, fine. I LOVE MR. SEOW, OKAY? There, are you happy now? Me: Haha!!! Meera loves Seow and she just admitted it! Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA! OMG! Meera: (really fast, in a high-pitched voice)You-said-it-was-opposites-day-that's-why- Nat: Shut up. Me: Yeah, we said it was Opposites Day, and since we said it was, it means it wasn't, get it? Meera: AAAAAARRGGHHH!!!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
