Helloe. New timetables came out, and we have 2 DOUBLE mother tongue periods on weds and thurs. And for thursdays, we have recess, then the double mother tongue. So its like triple free periods for Yanka, Mayo and me. That means I can blog more frequently. :D(Too bad Shakti, Lava and Bat now that Tamil and Malay have been introduced into MGS... mwahaha)

Anyway: LOVE POLYGON UPDATE

[The love polygon is a complex, intricate web of love and hatred among teachers and students in MGS. It was created by the Morons in 2006, and tracks the relationships of people in MGS. Now, most of it may be based on rumours, but rumours always have a hint of truth in it, right? *wink wink*]

DISCLAIMER: MOST OF THIS IS UNTRUE. I ALSO DO NOT BELIEVE THAT ANY OF THE MALE TEACHERS IN MG ARE GAY, AND EVERYTHING IS FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT/ GOSSIP.

So, a new year in MGS. New rumourmongers and gossips. New teachers. NEW LOSERS FALLING IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER MWAAAAHAHA.

(That may have sounded quite spastic but Naomi claims it sounds "quite.....true.")

I think one of the most talked about relationships this year is the Meera-Rajah-loves-Mr.-Seow thing. You may have realised that MEERA'S one of the main people who talks about it. [Quote Meera: I am not in love with that man, a'ight? I. AM. A. PRINCESS...] So, what are the main factors that have caused people to start thinking that this PrincecessASS is in love with Mr. Seow?

1) His chihuahua looks like Meera. (refer to previous post for a more detailed comparison)

2)Meera keeps on talking about him. [Quote Naomi: She keeps going on.... and on .... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.... and on.] Seriously, if it isn't about trivial things like marks or his tiniest hand gestures, its about how much she HATES him. (Which we all know is. a. freakin' LIE.)

3)She goes into random classrooms and writes "Meera loves Seow" on the whiteboards.

So one day, awhile ago, Mr. Seow unsuspectingly walked into class for a normal, everyday social studies lesson. Humming to himself, smiling at people, sniffing flowers; he ambled into 3e, unaware of the impending doom awaiting him in the classroom (and no, I am not talking about Yanka). So he walked into the class, and the first thing he saw was this rather.... obvious sign on the whiteboard- "Meera loves Seow!!" it proclaimed. He calmly walked into the class, calmly looked at our sniggering faces, calmly walked over to the board, calmly picked the duster up and... started frantically erasing the sign as fast as he could.

Actually, I'm the one who wrote in on the board. But still, Meera loves him.

4) She acts really REALLY hyper when he's nearby.
A couple of us- Ding, Becky, Su-lyn, Meera, me- were having a quiet lunch. Meera was unusually quiet, btw. Then, Becky goes to buy something. In the meantime, Seow comes to our table and asks if we know where Becky is. When we tell him, he decides to wait for her to come back. He only stood there for only ONE MINUTE, but in that one minute, Meera Rajah exploded into a melee of...noises. You can't even say that she was saying anything - it sounded like high-pitched squealing most of the time. Hahaha. Blinking battering her eyelashes, talking really fast in a high-pitched deep, husky voice, asking Mr. Seow if he knew that Nat's real name was "Rat," etc. And when he left, she went all quiet again.

5) They look sorta similar. (Hehe.. I wonder which one will feel more insulted.)

6) They both have chihuahuas. Meera bought one yesterday.

7) Meera has started wearing men's Ralph Lauren shirts. A subconscious attempt to be more like the love of her life?

8)Meera's deliberately trying to get myopia, so that she can wear glasses like him.

9) Meera has spent the last week or so hunting around stores for the exact cologne he uses, so that she can use it too.

10) Upon hearing that she resembles his dog, Meera has been consistently barking and scratching herself during Social Studies lessons, so that he too will realise that they are meant for each other.

11) Meera refers to herself as "Meera Seow." She refers to him as "Seowster." This one is true. She really did call him that a couple of times. I think its bcuz - she was telling me about how the Sec 4s call Mr. Ong "Stongsie" or smth, and she wanted something like that too.

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And for the others....

Ms. Lau heart Mr. Seow: They were...er, talking.

Ms. Tham heart Mr. Seow: During our 3e class party at Macs, he invited Mrs. Diana Goh, and Tham Tam along. He and Tham spent the whole time leaning on their elbows and talking while gazing into each others' eyes. Diana Goh sat on one side, eating fries and looking bored and excluded.

Jonathan Tay heart Ms. Tham: 3i gals? Any info? There are rumours of this going round, but we need concrete evidence. I can assure you that "evidence" will be happily, not to mention falsely provided by most of the Morons in their form class.

Ms. Cheong heart Mr. Seow: She keeps on talking about him (Oh dear, another Meera). Cuz our physics lessons are juuust before SS right? So she says like FIVE HUNDRED TIMES- "Girls, finish your work quickly! Has the bell rung already? Come on, don't keep Mr. Seow waiting outside! *high-pitched giggle*" AND, she keeps on talking about him in class-

Ms. Cheong: Girls! Is Mr. Seow waiting outside?
Someone: Nope, cuz we can't smell his cologne.
Ms. Cheong: Oi! Don't be so mean ah girls-
Evan: He sweats alot..
Ms. Cheong: Haha.. yeah, you know, we all tease him about it and he-
3e: [leans forward expectantly, ever ready to hear about teachers being bullied by other teachers]
Ms. Cheong: Er..whoops! *high-pitched giggle* [claps hand over her mouth]Forget I said that, girls.. *giggle* [looks outside classroom] *giggle* [looks at Denise] *starts yelling*
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Mr. David Loh heart Mr. Seow: When did this rumour start? I think it was last year, when we learnt that they sat next to each other. Yep. Valid reason, right? But then again, we forced Seow to do a quiz last year, and the quiz results said that he "truly loved David Loh." Awww...

David Loh heart Hock Seng: They were seen lunching together, and reliable sources swear that they were "gazing at each other the whole time."

David Loh heart Mrs. Thomsett: When us morons were in Sec 1, he kept on standing RIGHT BEHIND HER during assembly, abandoning his poor form class. As I remember Esther so aptly saying, "Gosh, what's wrong with him? Why is he standing behind her? Why is he doing weird arm exercises in the middle of assembly? Why is he looking at her butt? WHY IS HE EVEN HERE??"

Mrs. Thomsett heart Mr. Seow: After the sec 3 geog girls (and the whole stafroom) went for "An Inconvenient Truth," he kept on talking to her, as Shakti noted to her dismay. Today, they were apparently at the canteen together, (with Chen Kok Peng and a couple of other teachers, but lets just pretend these teachers were not there.)Also, last year, when 2e forced him to take yet another quiz, this is what happened-

2e: Gina Thomsett or Ng Mui Eng?
Mr. Seow: ...Gina
Sarah: Gosh, he said that so..quickly and spontaneously...
Mr. Seow: Girls, you asked me to choose...so I chose..
Rivali: We asked you to choose between Sarah and Esther too... You didn't answer..
Xiao Hui: Is it because Mrs. Thomsett is prettier?
Rivali: Should we mail this to Mr. Thomsett?
Mr. Seow: No girls, I - (he gives up)

Ms. Cheah heart Mr. Ong: There are rumours of the two of them ...rekindling their romance. (She said she misses him.) Aww, how sweet! Like after 1 year, they get back together again..

Ms. Cheah heart Mr. Seow: She said that it was "a pity we [seow and her] didn't get to know each other." WOAH. He said "I don't even know her! Why should you all think that I'm in love with her?!"

June Tan heart Mr. Seow: THIS ONE is very apparent. Always having recess together, laughing, talking, gazing into one another's eyes... Hmmmm... The usual. When we forced him to buy like so much stuff during the 3e bake sale, so much that his wallet was totally empty, she stood up for him and told us not to bully him so much. You may think this is usual behaviour, but that's how Esther got 11 boyfriends. First, they were just buddies and stuff, and then- BANG.

Mrs. Chan heart Mr. Seow: Aiyah, this one you know lah. Just read my entire blog history. Btw, she was seen forcing him to give her a shoulder massage quite awhile back. Last year-

Mrs. Chan: Oi, you listen up okay! You know your teachers day video? You all better not do rubbish okay! I don't want people imitating me screaming for assignments. The Ah Boy down there is very scared that you all are going to do something really horrible and-
2e: Ah Boy?? Who is Ah Boy??
Mrs. Chan: The..the... the -whats his name- your Mr. Seow lah!
2e: AH BOY??? AH BOY??
Hui Ting: (starts laughing like a hyena)

Later-
Mr. Seow: Good morning girls!
2e: Good morning Ah Boy.
Mr. Seow: Good morning 2e.
2e: Good morning Ah boy.
Mr. Seow: Good. Morning. 2e.
2e: Good morning Ah Boy.
Mr. Seow: GOODMORNING2E.
2e: Good morning Ah Boy. (sits down)
Mr. Seow: Oi! Aunties! Greet me properly.
2e: (refusing to stand up) Good morning Ah Boy...

Well, well, well. Pet names? Interesting. What does he call Mrs. Chan then? Ah Girl? And Mr. Ong? Ah Boy 2? How very curious.


Mr. Ong heart Mr. Seow : I shall now tell you readers a little story.

All the geography girls in Sec 3 were asked to go for "An Inconvenient Truth" at cathay. The movie was organized by the school, and it was pretty damn good actually - interesting and riveting.
But, I was sitting next to Hui Ling and Shakti- two complete MORONS. (I know Ling is gonna bash me up when she reads this and Shark will just.... dream) Anw, Hui Ling was like complaining about how bored she was, and Shakti was turning around to look at Mr. Seow the WHOLE TIME. Yes, The whole staffroom turned out to watch the movie. AND, they had to sit right at the back. Not only were those the best seats, it meant that we couldn't spy on/ throw popcorn at them!! So sad. It would have been SO very emotionally uplifting to throw rotten food/ pour coke on Ms. ______'s head.
So, it was dark,so we couldnt see very well, but Hui Ling observed that, and we later saw that, Mr. Seow and Mr. Ong had sat NEXT to each other, in one of the side rows. And nobody else sat in that row. Mrs. Chan sat across the aisle from them, and Shakti noticed that she was glaring jealously at them.
Hmmm.. a new rift in the Seow-Chan-Ong love triangle?

Edit:

Mr. Low S T heart Mr. Seow: And ofcourse, our dear dear Lowser.

He called Mr. Seow a "hunk." (And somewhere, a girl called Meera Rajah jumps up and down in her multi-million dollar mansion screaming "Yay! MR. LOW THINKS LIKE ME!!")

Actually, he didn't really call Mr. Seow a hunk. But there were 36 (rather moronic) witnesses from 2e who, observing the series of events that unfolded, automatically (AND RIGHTLY, I TELL YOU!!!)assumed that they loved each other.

First-

Mrs. Ng (Meng): Mr. Low is rather friendly with the teachers. He gets very pally with the male teachers, and calls them "hunks."
2e:MR. ONG!!! (This is another relationship I shall touch on shortly.)
Mrs. Ng: No, girls. I'm not trying to say he's gay, but.. (shrugs, as if tired of defending an old colleague she doesn't really care about)

Later-
Mr. Low: Girls, you know that I'm leaving at the end of May right?
2e: Yeah. [quite sad, because we were feeling guilty for being so mean.]
Mr. Low: Your new teacher will be... Mr. Seow.
Amrit: Ew. (looking at her nails)I hope that that Mr-what-his-name is not a bitch. We have enough bitchy- (looks fearfully at the millions of prefects in 2e)
Esther: Oooh... a guy.
Sarah: Mr. Low?
Mr. Low: Yes... Sa....llee?
Sarah: Is Mr. Seow a hunk-uh? (She purposely pronounced it as 'hunk-uh' to imitate Mr. Low's way of speaking)
Mr. Low: (blinks)You know uh, I don't see why you all..
2e: Isheahunkisheahunkisheahunk?
Mr. Low: Please turn to page 56 of your textbooks and-
Sarah: (in one last, glorious, desperate attempt) IS HE A HUNK-UH??

Which is why they love each other.

Mr. Low S T heart Mr. Ong: Mr. Ong used to stand next to Mr. Low during assembly sometimes. Since Mr. Low had to stand with 2e, we spent our assembly times observing them. Once, while the Hallelujah Song was playing, Ong skipped up to Low, put his hands on Low's shoulders, and did a little jig on the spot. Whenever Ong passed by 2e, they would stare wisfully at each other,until Ms. Cheah or Mrs. Chan came barging in and dragged Ong away.

Mr. Low heart Ms. Cheah: Since they both left MG at around the same time, surely we can assume that they're somewhere in Hawaii right now, partying and dancing the hula on the beach?

Ms. Lau heart Jonathan Tay: Bio SPA lessons. Both of them keep on touching their hair and battering their eyelashes at each other. They're present at 3G, 3T and 3I's Bio Lab sessions too right? Observe them.

Me heart my Dogs: I love my three doggies! Ahaha.. random.

Shakti heart Mr. Seow: Need I say more?

Su-lyn heart Mr. Ong: Ask her about it. She'll go on and on for hours!

Hui Ling heart Sarah: "Salad my love..." "AAAARGH! Go away! Away!"

Astrid heart Jonathan Tay: He keeps on talking about her in class apparently. She asked him for extra bio tuition. He uses her as examples in class. He drew whale boobs on the board in 3I.. What else can all this mean???

Edit: This conversation ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Astrid: Because... I'm the ONLY ONE...
June Tan: Only one for...? ONLY ONE FOR MR TAY!?

Interesting. VERY interesting.
So, this conversation could be the outcome of three scenarios-

Scenario 1: Astrid's love for JTay is SO obvious that even teachers have noticed it.
Scenario 2: Jonathan Tay is in love with Astrid too, and has been telling the whole staffroom. (Leaving Ms. Lau and Tham heartbroken, who decided to kill him. They joined forces with Seow who has been "very nice" to them, and Mrs. Ng is now trying to kill Thomsett and Jonathan Tay, and lets just kill Ms. Cheong too, to make the whole thing more dramatic eh?)
Scenario 3: Some evil, kay poh MG girl told a teacher/told everybody/publicised it on her blog (hehe).

Lim Lee heart Mr. Khoo: They were both seen within a 5m radius of each other. This means love!
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So, to sum it all up:

You see, at first, at the beginning of this year, we thought that Kifo(Mr. Ong) and Chan had decided to abandon Seow. Hurt, Seow and David Loh decided to get together. However, Seow kept on thinking about both Chan and Ong (he doesn't know which one he loves more), so David Loh, getting sick and tired of all of it, left him for Hock Seng (they were seen lunching together). But after a while, Hock Seng and David Loh realised that they were not meant for each other, so David Loh tried to go after Mrs. Thomsett.

Hurt by David Loh's apparent lack of care, Seow got Mrs. Ng (Meng) to kill Thomsett, her archenemy and David Loh's love, something which has been unsuccessful so far. However, Seow is confused, as he is also in love with Thomsett, so he does not know whether to kill her or not, despite Mrs. Ng enthusiastically stepping up for the job of killing her nemesis extraordinaire. He also tried to be friends or more with Ms. Lau and Tham Tam, because as Jane Austen said "Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

Meera and Shakti were (and still are)running after Seow. They joined forces with June Tan and Cheong on the way, and each of them is trying to kill the other to be the one who gets Seow. Seeking to break up Kifo and Chan are Su-lyn and Ms. Cheah, who have currently become allies in trying to kill Mrs. Chan. They are both however, secretly planning to kill the other too, so that they will have no competition. On the other hand, Hui Ling's running after Salad, Ms. Lau and Jonathan Tay are chasing after each other, but they er, haven't been able to catch their soulmate yet. Ms. Lau was attacked by Ms. Tham and Astrid, who are in love with Jonathan Tay.

Meanwhile, Kifo got tired of Mrs. Chan treating him like a servant, and went back to Seow, and they were happily reunited.

And while everyone was crzily running after each other in MGS, Rivali skipped off to hollywood and got Orlando Bloom and Gaspard Ulliel. Yippee!!

End of story.
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Had recess with Ling, Ting, Salad, Esty and Xiao today. It was superr hilarious! Like Hui Ling was writing a Geog essay on.... something. I donno cuz I'm fullLit. But they were all fullGeog girls, except for Xiao. So, Ling got Salad to help her write it. Sarah managed to copy Hui Ling's writing by holding her pen in her left hand. Hui Ling, this does not say much about your penmanship, by the way.
Well, this is what Sarah "helped" Ling to write, and I quote her exactly: "Oi Ms. Tham. You very pretty. Give me A1 leh.." was all she managed to write before Ling snatched the paper outta her hands.Then Esty began writing random stuff too. And Hui Ling was like "Hey! I got no correction tape! Tham is gonna see this, you know!"
Poor Munmoo the Ling. :(
ps: while all this was going on, Xiao was....eating cabbage.

Just a couple more random things to add. Today's assembly was quite funny-

Announcer: Tomorrow is...lunchbox day!
Me: (sarcastically) Yippee!
Announcer: Remember to bring your lunchbox and-
Me: Giselle (Tham), if a container is triangular, can it still be called a box?
April: What the-
Giselle: [starts thinking]

Five minutes later-
Giselle: Er, I think so. Because its still a box right, so the container-
April: Oh my gosh, you mean you're STILL on this?
Giselle: Yeah... Rivali! Why do you always ask these.. stupid - make me think- questions... (starts mumbling unintelligently)
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MGS: [clapping for some prize winners]
Me: (to Deanna and Cassandra) Why are we obliged to clap?
Cassandra: [rolls eyes]
Deanna: Because.... because.. everyone else is clapping.
Me: So, you're being conformists? (Fahrenheit 451!)
Cassandra: [punches me]
Deanna: Aiyah! Stop it lah you! [whacks my back]

Later-
Me: [clapping]
Deanna: Oi Rivali, you're being a conformist!
Me: Er..er.. no. I am morally obliged to..er..clap ..for the achievements.. of these, er- wonderful people who-
Deanna: [stops listening to me, and looks somewhere else]

Haha. Kas and Deanna permanently injured my back. I am now walking like a 90 year-old woman.

Rivali. The hunchback who punchedback Kas and Deanna.

Hey it rhymes.. Sort of.. Am I retarded? Yes, probably.

do you realise that seow has been linked to tTWELVE people?