Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
I know I haven't blogged for the longest longest time, but school reopened again (blahh) and I'm........trying to be responsible this term!
Yeah, I know that last year my record time for being responsible was 2 seconds-
What happened: "Hey Amrit! I'm going to be responsible from now on and- Hey, look! There's Esther! You wanna trip her then run away?"
Yeah, that er.. didn't go very well...
Anyway, this year, I was able to remain responsible for the first 5 weeks of term 1! Then, i was mildly irresponsible for the rest of the term. Well, the first 2 weeks of term 1 have been 2 very responsible weeks for me, so I'm quite happy.
I know what you're thinking- "What is wrong with this Rivali person? First she discusses how to bash in people's heads, then, she tries to be responsible. And what IS it with all this responsibilities crap?"
You know, My sister's obsessed with JapAnime, Sarah's obsessed with Bleach, Esther's obsessed with...herself, Amrit's obsessed with growing taller, Meera is obsessed with Seow, Su-lyn's obsessed with Kif- I mean Gaspard Ulliel, the list goes on and on...
Recently, I was obsessed with having as much fun as I could, and I still am, except, I'm not going to rundown people anymore. (This excludes you, Meera) So, I AM OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH RESPONSIBILITY!!
I know.Rivaliisaweirdfreak.
Anyway, Quotes!
Ms. Cheong: (teaching us about acceleration of a free fall) When I was young, I always wanted to bungee jump. I would dream of sneaking away from my parents and going off bungee jumping. But, as people grow older, their ideas change. Now, even if you paid me a million bucks, I wouldn't jump off a cliff. ____: Don't worry, we can always push you off.
I can't enclose the name of some people, cuz they'd get into trouble. So, some of them are blanks. :DD
Ms. Lau: How was your holiday, girls? 3e: IT WAS HORRIBLE! IT SUCKED! Yanka: 'Horrible' is an understatement. Cheryl: How can ANYBODY put the word 'holiday' with homework?? Yanka: Do the teachers know the meaning of a holiday?? Ms. Lau: Life is hard... (gives us sweets) -----
Someone: *says something* Ms. Chuah: Well, no problem! Today's a good day. I am in a good mood, and you all aren't being that irritating today! 3e: WHATT?? Hilary: Omg, so direct!
Seriously, wth right?? ------ Mrs. Tee: Today during Chapel, you all were told to put your fingers to your lips, because you were being very noisy. How did it feel to be treated like primary school kids? 3e: We were? Mrs. Tee: (agitated) YOU WERE??? YOU MEAN YOU ALL DIDN'T KNOW???? Denise: (hums to herself, staring at the ceiling) -------
Mr. Seow: Mrs. Tee wants to tell you all to come down early for assembly. Because you all come down so late that you all don't line up properly, and she cannot count the absentees... 3e: WHATEVER lah! She's forever telling us rubbish... Joycelyn: Yeah! So irritating! Hilary: We're not so free okay! Samantha: (mutters something about someone being short) Mr. Seow: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT??? (probably remembering 2e torturing him last year cuz Hui Ling was taller than him. This is evidence that we successfully destroyed his mind.) Samantha: Not you lah! I was talking about Mrs. Tee! She's so short she can't see is! Its not our problem.. 3e: Yeah! Mr. Seow: "Vertically challenged" is a politer term for short people. So, if you wanna say Mrs. Tee is short, you should say "Mrs. Tee is vertically challenged." Someone: Mrs. Tee is a jackass.
Look, i seriously dunno who said the jackass thing. It was said quite softly. But I remember feeling really really sorry for Mrs. Tee! Seriously lah, that was quite mean. But funny. Hahaha. -------
Ms. Tham: For you're Geography test, question 1, some of you wrote "Shifting cultivation are people who move from plot to plot." This is.....incorrect.
Poor Ms. Tham. She gets so tortured. Anyway, whoever wrote that, I assure you it was NOT me. ---
SOCIAL STUDIES LESSONS Aaaaaalllllrrrrriiiight.... Tuesday and Wednesday's social studies lessons. I don't remember what happened on what day, i just remember laughing ALOT. And, despite all the rubbish that happened, we were still able to get work done, so, i guess its okay? :D
3e: Are you going for the Methodist Walk on saturday? (sec 3s are being forced to go.) Mr. Seow: I don't think I'm on duty that day.. Samantha (Sam): Oh phew! Mr. Seow: SAMANTHA-I-AM-REALLY-REALLY-SAD-THAT-I-AM-NOT-GOING-BECAUSE-I-WOULD-HAVE-FORCED-YOU-TO-CARRY-ME!! Sam: WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD CARRY YOU?? Mr. Seow: ALOT OF PEOPLE!!!!
They were both yelling at each other, and it was really funnaye. -------
Mr. Seow: Now, the Central Providence Fund- Sam: 3e! Our class got second highest for the GEL assessment! 3e: WOOHOOO!!! (starts cheering) Mr. Seow: Oi! Stop interrupting my lesson! Jin Yee: We got second for what? Me: The GEL assessment... Cassandra: We were second? For what? Me: SECOND FOR THE GEL ASSESSMENT!!! Xing Yi (Sotong): Who? Me: AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH... -------
And, you know last year, 2e always wanted to ask Mr. Seow why his shirt was so huge, like 10 sizes bigger than him? Thank Evan and Joycelyn.
Evan: Mr. Seow, why do you keep on pulling up the sleeves of your shirt? Why don't you just fold it an extra time? Joycelyn: Or wear the short sleeved ones? Mr. Seow: Because ...because I'll look like an Ah Pek! Joycelyn: Why is your shirt so huge? Mr. Seow: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
For clarification purposes, we all were not calling him fat, we were just asking WHY he was wearing a shirt which was so huge for him. And btw, if wearing short sleeves makes you an Ah Pek, then Jonathan Tay, David Loh, and Lowser are all Ah Peks?I didn't say it...
3e: (Discussing Hana Kimi) Amanda: Mr. Seow, do you watch Hana Kimi? Mr. Seow:.....yes. 3e: (laughs) Mr. Seow: What? What? What? Joycelyn: Did you cry? Mr. Seow: ......yes! 3e: (laughs) Mr. Seow: But didn't you find it sad when Ella almost got raped? Tricia: (laughs) It was so funny! Mr. Seow: You think its funny to get raped? I mean, she was like crying- then the van- IT WAS REALLY SAD OKAY! Later... Mr. Seow: I like to walk in the rain! Yuxi: Why? So that nobody can see you cry?? Mr. Seow: What is wrong with you?? -------
Then, he was reading out the name of some Chinese hospital, and he couldn't pronounce it properly. (Haha) When we politely informed him that even Shreyanka and me could speak Chinese better than him (Chou San Ba is one of the only words I know), he said "Then what do you want me to speak to you in? French??" So, we all were like "Oooooh, you can speak French?" but he refused to answer, until Evan said "Oi! Speak French!" His reaction: "I AM NOT SOME CIRCUS MONKEY WHICH WILL DANCE AND TALK WHEN YOU ORDER ME TO!!!!"
Then, people asked him about his chihuahua, and we found out that he had one maid just to take care of his two dogs. And he still insists that he's poor. (OMG, remember last year, when there was some rumour that Mrs. Chan had four maids? One for her daughter, one for cleaning, one for cooking, and one for her shoes?)
Anyway, after a while, at the end of Tuesday's lesson, after the bell rang, he was waiting for us to say goodbye to him. People forgot, so he finally....... you guessed it- banged the table to get our attention.
Mr. Seow: *bangs table* Oi! Sam: *bangs table back at him* Mr. Seow: (pretends to hit her on the head with a social studies textbk.) -------
Erm... then.. oh yeah, wanna know what he thinks about Cheryl Seah and Yanka? (Heehee)
Cheryl: (asks some dumb question) Mr. Seow: (gives some weird answer) Cheryl: (asks some other stupid question) Mr. Seow: (shaking his head) Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl.... Cheryl: Why are you saying my name so many times? Mr. Seow: (exasperated) BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR NAME AND LOVE SAYING IT FOR NO REASON!!
And for Yanka: Mr. Seow: Girls! Theres no space for me to write anything on the board! Can I erase some of the announcements you all have written? 3e: Nooo..... Mr. Seow: Yes, but- 3e: Nooo..... Sam: Mrs. Tee wrote those down, so if you erase it, she will scold you! Mr. Seow: She doesn't scold me, she sayangs me! Ex-2e ppl: Oooooh! (I know Mrs. Tee isnt Mrs. Chan or Mr. Ong, but don't condemn us for...clutching on to the last fragments of the happy and carefree life we had last year, where most of our time was spent making up relationships between married various teachers.) Mr. Seow: (loudly) ANYWAY, once I came in here and saw that someone had written "I love you Yanka" on the board. I mean....whaaat is that? Yanka: (egoistically) Is it MY fault that I'm popular? That people like me?? Mr. Seow: LOOK, I think that Yanka is very adorable too, but 3e: OOOOOOOHH!!!!! Yanka: What the f*ck? Oh f*ck! What the f*ck is that supposed to f*cking mean?
Hahaha.... So, when he mentioned that people had been writing weird stuff on the board, a few people yelled out "Meera loves Seow!" because someone keeps on writing it on the board... And he heard, and he was like , WTH? But i don't think it was a surprise because he had already seen the words "Meera loves Seow" on the board about a month back when I someone wrote it on just before SS.
OMG, theres so much to write, and I'm getting sick of typing stuff about SS....Aaargh. Nvm, i haven't posted for...2 weeks? I have a responsibility towards.... just forget it. I shall continue!
What else? Oh yeah - When asked whether any of us had driven our parents cars before, quite a few girls put up their hands.
Mr. Seow: Oh, ok. Don't worry! When I was in Sec. 2, and my brother was in Sec 1, he used to steal my parents car and drive to see his girlfriend on some evenings! 3e: Wah, your brother started dating early, ah! How 'bout you? Mr. Seow: I was an angel!!! Someone: NERRRD. Mr. Seow: WHO CALLED ME A NERD? Joycelyn: (ignoring him) Did your brother get caught? Mr. Seow: By the police? Nope. But my parents eventually caught him. 3e: OMG, what happened to him? Mr. Seow: He was grounded for like, two months. 3e: THATS ALL?? Mr. Seow: No, I think he was also caned... Tricia: (Starts laughing maniacally) Mr. Seow: ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
Then later, someone was like "Whats your bro's name?" and he refused to tell us, so we decided that its Kelvin. -__________- Ahahahah.
Then awhile later, someone asked him abt whether he had piercings. (I know- RANDOM!) So, I began telling ppl about how, last year, he had shown Sarah, Esther and Me his driving license, and he had long blond hair and a piercing in the photo! Anyway, his reply to the piercing thing was "I used to have one in my ear, but when I returned to Singapore, i took it out cuz I knew my mother would beat the crap out of me." So, Evan asked him how old he was at that time, and he said 21. We all were like, so old, and you're still scared of you're mum?
Then Yanka said "Oi! how could you be 21? You just told us that you're 18 right now!" "I am! I just got my driving license this year!" "WTH?" "I AM EIGHTEEN!"
Wow, talk about advanced self-denial. HAHAHAHAHA. Well, its a common problem in MGS. hahaha. Then Joycelyn said "Wow, that man is seriously messed up." and he heard! ------------ And, the last few sentences: Joycelyn asked him- "Were you gay? Like, ever?" And he refused to answer. So everyone thinks he's gay, cuz he didnt answer. But you know, if he was really gay, I think he would insist he was straight. Cuz no one would jeopardize their job like that. So, he either refused to answer cuz he found it insulting, or is too secure to let that affect him.
CONCLUSION: MEERA, YOU CAN STILL RUN AFTER MR. SEOW!
Good Night! loveRiv
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
