Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Hey, tennis today was super fun! We decided to give our selves names of the opposite gender. So, Meenal became Michael, Carisser became Clemence or something, Shalynn became Samuel, Ching became Christina and Jia Yee became James (!).
And I was.....Jonathan. I wanted to be Rex! Cuz everybody was choosing names which started with the same letter as their original name right? But last week, a new guy joined our group, called Nandeesh (now known as Nancy). So, we were asked to introduce ourselves and everyone was like "hi, my name is _____." But i decided to say a guy's name. And while this was going on, I was remembering this post on Sarah's blog about Astrid and Jonathan Tay, and laughing to myself. Then my mind wandered to writing a fake love letter to Esther from Jonathan. So, when it was my turn to introduce myself, I said....Jonathan. That was last week but apparently everyone remembered. And now everyone's calling me Jonathan. -______-
So, There was also Ying Jie. We couldn't find a guy's name starting with Y, then suddenly I thought of the name Yohann. Okay, right? Then, we realised that it was spelt Johann even thought it was pronounced Yohann. Then only alternative was a Hawaiian guy's name - "Yalu-erkkhhh-ba-ga-ga-ga." What?? It starts with a "Y" right?? even though i completely made the name up... So, now, everyones like "Go Yalu-erkkhhh-ba-ga-ga-ga!!" and the coach was like WTH? btw, the coaches name was Fadzillah, and I thought of a fantastic girls name to give him - "F***erina." But i er, decided that it would be best not to voice out my opinion at that time.
btw, GUESS WHAT?? We have like the best co-form teacher ever! You know last year, 2e used to bully Mr. Seow, but it was in quite a nice way. This year, people are like quite mean, as in malicious, you know?
So, anyway, on... thursday? Yeah, thursday evening, he spoke to me on the phone and told me to take down the girls orders. What orders, you'll ask. Well, next thursday is the MG crosss-country run at turf city, and he's gonna buy everyone in 3e a macdonalds lunch!! Like wth right? Thats like $200++.
And ofcourse there'll be people who order things like "and don't forget loads and loads of curry sauce!!" *coughcoughms.hilaryseecoughcough* so it'll total up to quite alot. Woah, everyone stopped being mean about him almost immediately.
btw, salad: are we gonna run according to classes on thursday? If not, can the morons run walk together? :DDD
and, just thinking: I realise that all the people _____ hates/talks bad about/pretends to hate yet secretly loves are all nice people. Bleearrgghh.
And, quotes!
Mrs. Tee: Oi! All of you don't be so naughty otherwise I'll tell your parents during the parents-teachers meeting! Me: Blackmail!!!! Hilary: What-ever. Tell them lah! Seriously, who cares??
But, seriously, I'm gonna die during the parents-teachers meeting. I can imagine Ms. Cheong gleefully pulling out my file, ripping it open and shoving it under my mom's nose, screaming hysterically- "Look! Look how many assignments she's passed up late! Look how horrible her handwriting is! 3e sucks! Your daughter sucks! YOU suck!!" then throwing the file out of the window.
Helpp! I DETEST parents-teachers meetings. Last year's PTM-
Mr. Low: Yor daughter ah, ees quite rude-duh sometimes... A few dayees ago during arsembly, I caught her tokking, and she inseested she didn't... (btw, I REALLY HAD NOT BEEN TALKING!! I HAD JUST LOOKED AT ESTHER!!) Mommy: Yes, she told me about the incident. She said that she had just looked at her friend, and though I know that that too is wrong, she was quite upset that - Mr. Low: Yes, I agreeee that I had ovarrreacted. But her tone-er was vely vely rude, when I confrunnted her about eet. Mommy: Okay, don't worry. I'll definitely talk to her about it. Mr. Low: (glaring at my mum) Onlee eef you haf the conviction, then weel yoo be able to do sumting about eet.
-____-
And this year, its gonna be even worse. There was one day when Yanka didn't turn up for school, and I was feeling quite sick also. So, I remained in class during recess so I wasn't able to see Ms. Cheong about some worksheet of mine. She called my handphone later when I was at home, to ask why I hadn't gone to see her. And she was quite nice about it. THEN, she politely inquired about the reason as to why I was feeling sick on the same day Yanka hadn't turned up, and asked me if it was because we had been out partying the previous night. (Not true!) My mom is soooo not gonna have a heart attack on the 26th of March. :(
Back to quotes!
Mrs. Tee: Can all of you use rulers when sketching graphs?? If not, I can buy you one! Anybody wants me to buy them a ruler? April: Bobo..... Priscilla: We all don't have rulers Mrs. Tee! Buy for us! Mrs. Tee: Okay! I will buy for all of you, then charge to your parent's bank accounts! Haha! I learnt that from Mr. Seow! 3e: Whaatt? Mr. Seow's so evill!!
So, thats what teachers talk about huh? Tsk tsk. *shakes head sadly* ----
Ms. Lau: Denise, why are you standing in front of the class in the middle of my lesson?? Tricia: She saw a lizard near her desk and is too scared to go near it. Denise: *Stares at the ceiling, humming to herself* Ms. Lau: Err.... Mean Person 1: Haha! Don't worry Denise! Atleast you'll stay awake for this lesson! Finally! Mean Person 2: LOSERR!!! -----
[Children run past our class screaming and yelling] Mr. Seow: [stomps over and opens the window to glare at them.] Me: BOO!!! 3e: *laughs* Mr. Seow: [closing the window] Don't you hate kids?? 3e: No!! Priscilla and Me: YESS!!!! Someone: OMG, Mr. Seow, you're so mean!! Mr. Seow: Haha. Yes.. I am a childbeater... 3e: (uneasy laughter; majority of the class is terrified into silence.) -----
Actually, there are some really fun moments in 3e. :)))
Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
