4:05 pm
MALE TEACHER WALKS AROUND SCHOOL IN TIGHT WOMAN'S SHIRT.
Casualties: 5. (Died laughing)
Its true!!! OMG, i could just DIE laughing too.
Let me give you some background information first:
Today was one of the best schooldays in my life. Our first period was Geog. Just when it started to get boring, the fire-bell rang. FIRE DRILL! Even though the school was on "fire" us Geog Elective girls went back to class and put our stuff down. So, its like, we were walking against the flow of people, and were the receiving end of manymanymany weird looks. Whatever. This one dumb girl gave me a "the-carpark-is-the-other-way" look. I stuck my tongue out at her.
Anyway, we made it to the carpark where I joined Yanka, and we got 3e to sit according to their Register Numbers. No one was missing, except Nic, who was doing some Guides Duty.And, for some reason, the whole school just sat in that carpark for 1 hour doing nothing!! woohoo.
But this firedrill wasn't very interesting, except when we kept on putting dead weeds on Cheryl Cockroach Seah's head. Poor Cheryl.
Remember last year's firedrill? When we saw Mr. Ong talking to Ms. Cheah and assumed they were going out? Thats where it all started. 2e began bullying the Ms. Cheah about it. We grew closer as a class. Our confidence in our abilities to destroy people's lives increased. We bullied more teachers, like Mr. Low. We grew even more united. Mr. Seow arrived. We literally killed him. (I have this mental image of the 36 of us crammed into the car with Salad AND Jer at the wheel, speeding along an empty road, knocking Seow down, then reversing and running over him again and again and again.Anyone for pancakes? Shakti? Anyone?)We grew closer to each other. And hey, here we are, in different classes, but all still great friends.
By the time the teachers made us go back, Geog was over, and we had missed the 2nd period which was English. It was double English, so there was 1 more English period left.
[Ms. Chuah gave us chocolates!! Haha. That was nice of her, considering that all we do is bully her. Ms Lau also gave us marshmallows yesterday. She was so nice, that she even gave some to ppl like Sotong and Jin Yee, who don't do Bio! I heard that Mrs. Ang baked 3M cookies.
And what did our form teachers do? NOTHING. Didn't even wish us yesterday. Yesterday, Mrs. Tee had to give the maths test and all, and she's still a veryvery nice person, so it doesn't really matter.
But Mr. Seow just barged into class yesterday and started glaring and yelling at us. (Everyone was making up rubbish about Kifo dumping him- a subject which I shall touch on later.) Then, he was supposed to give us these hong baos which we had to put money in to donate to the little kids. And, some people in our class are a bit blur, so they took some time to go up and collect the stuff, right?
Suddenly, he screamed "If whoever I call is not here in 3 seconds, Im gonna go CRAZY!!!!"
Er.. I heard some one muttering "But you already are." Started laughing.
I don't care!
Thanks to ALL the pple who gave me Valentines prezzies! :) <333333]>
Back to why today was one of the best schooldays.
After English was Lit. Ms. Bong walked into class,, and told us that she had to help the p1s and p2s with redeeming their V-day flower coupons.So... NO LIT. Then was recess. After recess was Emaths then Amaths. But Mrs. Tee was absent. So, like, the only proper lesson we had today was Chem at the end of the day! MWAAAAHAHAHA.
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Anyway, during recess, was when IT happened.
I was sitting in the canteen with Meera, Hui Ling, Huiting, Ding, Naomi, Jacky and Charlene. Yanka and her friends were sitting at a table nex to us.
Suddenly, we smelt a familiar smell, turning around, we saw.....
MR. SEOW WEARING AN ULTRA-TIGHT MG GIRL'S PE T-SHIRT!!!!
He was looking for either Yanka or me, and finding Yanka, had made his way towards her. OMG EVERYONE WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. His explanation was, that during the fire drill, he had sweat alot, and his shirt was wet. Whatever. Could have borrowed a shirt from, I dunno- Kifo or David Loh or even Hock Seng right? Like, a MAN, you know?
As Meera put it so succintly - " I saw this person walking. She wasn't a student. For a woman, her figure was rather odd. She was wearing men's black pants, and some really tight weird Mg Orientation Camp shirt (which is why she thought it was a woman, okay? I'm not trying to insult anybody). I looked closer. She was Mr. Seow."
O-kay. As mentioned above, 5 people died of laughter. Another person who died was Meera, who drowned in her own drool.
Funny!
[Hey, my brother was throwing a ball at me repeatedly, and saying "Catch the ball! Catch the ball!" while I was blogging.
So, I said "No, keep it. You NEED it."
And my mum thought that it wasn't a er... constructive comment to make to an 11-year old. Whatever. I respectfully disagree.]
And, Quotes!
Ms Chuah: Rivali, you are very...noisy.
Me: (in Indian accent - chandra mode!) I'm sorrrry.
btw, you know Giselle Tham? Ms. Chuah calls her "Jizzle" as in, rhymes with drizzle. Haha. Poor Jizzle.
Ms. Chuah: Wow! There are quite a few people with the same nam in this class! Jizzle Tham and Jizzle Goh. Cheryl and Cheryl. Xing Yi, Xin Yi and Jin Yee. Nicole and Nicole. So many twins!
Yanka: Twins don't usually have the same name..
Ms. Chuah: (Going on and on about the benefits of English)
3e: Asleep, doodling, doing maths hw, talking, eating, etc)
Nicole (Nic-wig): Rivali!
Me: What?
Nicole: Kill her!!
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Mrs. Tee: So, when shall I ask you all to pass up this assignment?
Someone: End of the year.
Mrs. Tee: That is not possible.
Someone else: Never...
Mrs. Tee: No. You have to pass up!
Yanka: Next Monday!!
Mrs. Tee: No! Not for so long! Today is... what is today?
Yanka: (lying)Wednesday...
Mrs. Tee: No! It. Is. Tuesday! [glares at Yanka]
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Ms Lau: Here's some infromation for Bio. Can you put it up on your - er... pretty class board?
3e:[Looks at the incompletely decorated board at the back of the class. A few pieces of paper are dangling from it forlornly. We silently turn back to look at Ms Lau.]
Me: Lets tell Mrs. Tee that we've finished decorating the board! We'll say its abstract!
Giselle (Jizzle!): OMG, I think she'll just.... die.
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Mrs. Tee: 'e' is an irrational number.
Yanka: What is it for?
Mrs. Tee: It is a constant used in logarithms. Like pi. It is called the Napierian Constant.
Me: (asking a genuine question!!) Why is it called the Napierian Constant?
Mrs. Tee: Why are you called Rivali?
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And, this happened in 3M.
i dunno whether its true, cuz I wasn't there.
Meera: (in Bio) Ms. Lau, is it possible for men to menstruate?
Ms. Lau: NO!!! Don't you know that?? Why are you asking me??
Meera: Because there is a certain gay male teacher who teaches us, who constantly acts like he is pms-ing during lessons!
Ms. Lau: That can't happen... THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!!!
loveRivali
(because my parents decided to call me that! Hahaha.)
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
