Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Mrs. Tee: Why is your class so dirty? Why is there so much paper on the floor?All of you must pick up rubbish. And do NOT kick the rubbish away! Yanka! Why is your desk so dirty?? Yanka: Its not. [Yanka's desk resembles a rubbish dump, btw. :D] Mrs. Tee: It IS!!! Me: Can we throw the rubbish outta the window? Mrs. Tee: Can you all take a broom and sweep up the class? Where is the duty roster? Me: [points to the duty roster which I so lovingly and painstakingly created during my free time.] Yanka: We don't have a broom. Mrs. Tee: Then-can-you-go-and-ask-the-school-servant-to- 3e: WTF?? School servant??
Mr. Seow: Why do I hear so much white noise in the class? Why so much of murmuring? Yanka: What's white noise? Mr. Seow: Like you know, when you switch on the tv late at night and there's a buzz? It sounds like a lot of people talking.. Deanna: (freaked out) Why late at night ? Seriously! Can say "day" right? Me: Your TV sucks mann.. Yanka: Why isn't there any black noise? Me: He's racist! Mr. Seow: I DO NOT KNOW!!!! (getting agitated) I'm not the one who made up the word right? YOU go and invent black noise okay? And then, when you find black noise, then you come back and tell us about it, okay? And then you- Yanka: Hey, CHILLL, mannn...
Mrs. Lim: During SPA, you must wear goggles to protect your eyes, even if you are wearing glasses. They can be found in the lab. Cheryl: But can I like, bring my own swimming goggles? 3e: o__O
Deanna: OMG, I'm like totally falling asleep! Me: [Starts chanting and doing weird hand movements] Avoo-davoo... Deanna: Er.... Me: Its an african voodoo ritual, to repel sleep. Deanna: I'm not waking up because the voodoo's working, I'm waking up coz you freak me out. Me: Avoo-davoo.....
Someone: Today is Hilary's birthday. Can we sing the birthday song? Mr. Seow: (probably recallling 2e randomly singing the b-day song and disrupting his lessons last year.)No! Er-er.. n-n-no singing songs in class okay, b-because- 3e: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to Hilary, Happy Birthday to you! (ignoring him)
And, during Social Studies, we were discussing about why Eunice Olsen became a Nominated Member of Parliament (NMP). I mean, seriously, people (or 3e atleast) don't like her.
Cheryl: The only reson why Eunice Olsen's an NMP is because she's pretty! 3e: Yeah! Cheryl: I mean, seriously, she's such an idiot, why would she- Mr. Seow: Er, before you make such, er, comments - Yanka: (softly) I bet all the MP's who nominated her are perverts. Mr. Seow: Huh? What did you say? Yanka: Umm, er.. I said that I bet all the MP's are mostly perv- er, I mean men. 3e: Yeah!! Mr. Seow: Is that how you all think MP's are nominated? 3e: Yess.. Mr. Seow: Its not true, you know. Yanka: Well, obviously you'd say that coz you're a guy. I mean, what else do YOU think about, right? Mr. Seow: I, er... disagree. Yanka: Thats what you would say. You wouldn't agree, cause you're a guy! Mr. Seow: [gives up]
Yanka: [in the middle of class] Denise, my ass sweats more than your face!! Everyone: Err...
Samantha: Mrs. Tee, I don;t understand question 6c). Mrs. Tee: [explains] Sam: Oh, okay. Thank you !! Mrs. Tee: Okay, but I shall show you all how to do the question anyway, for fun. Everyone: Fun? FUN???
And the best...
Mr. Seow: One negative point of the bringing of Casinos to Singapore, is the fact that people could lose money.For example, this man, ah. He loses alot of money. Then, since he's addicted to gambling, he can't stop. So he borrows money from loansharks. Then, when he can't settle his debts, the loansharks will come and spray paint the houses and throw dead chickens at him. Then, the man and his wife will start fighting because of the stress. The wife will take the children and leave him. The man will jump of a building and die.The loansharks will come after the wife. Then, the wife will take the children and jump off the building also. 3e: Er...... Me: Yay! They all die!! Yanka: What kind of dumb story is that?? Mr. Seow: No, I was dumbing it down. For fun. Yanka: We're intellectual people. You don't have to "dumb a story down." Mr. Seow: Yeah, but, remember on Monday? When Pastor Wendy Watson was telling you all the story of "The Promise" during chapel? Wasn't she dumbing it down? 3e: [no answer] Mr. Seow: Were you all even listening? 3e: Yeessss... Mr. Seow: So, have you watched "The Promise?" 3e: NO!!!! Cassandra: Its a Chinese movie! Mr. Seow: So? I watch a Korean Serial. I'm not Korean. 3e: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! Mr. Seow: What? What? What? Me: Which one do you watch? Mr. Seow: [no answer] Yanka: (in sarcastic, girly voice) Prrrin-cess Hours! ------
Btw, DING HAS TURNED EVIL!!!
Today, during Values Ed, Ding and me were sitting next to each other. And since 3e combines with the SBC classes for Values Ed and PE, darling ASSther was there. So, I asked her to sit with us. But to get a seat, she had to pass Ding (Xin Yi).
Esther: Ding! Move your legs! Ding: [doesn't really move] Esther: Oi! How do I get to my seat then? Ding: WALK.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. STILL LOL-ING OVER IT NOW.
I bid thee good day, Rivali
ps: glad to know the mozilla-explorer thingy has cleared up. p/ps: I have decided to forget about the Person X thing. You know, on Wednesday, Tricia started screaming in the middle of class, and disrupted it for a full 5 minutes, because we couldn't make sense of what she was saying. Nothing wrong with Tricia, but Person X sort of started laughing.
LIKE, WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT?
And my laughing silently caused him to walk out of class.
But, I shall forgive and forget about the incident. I don't know why, but no point bitching about it, right? If I want something done about the incident, I have to confront Person X, but I'm not doing that.
Flabajaba.
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
