Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Disclaimer: This poem is purely fictional. I have censored out the teacher's names. I made it up last year during....life sciences I think. I was bored. I harbour no ill-will towards anybody mentioned. Teachers are nice people. Its basically about how the whole of 2e 2006 failed their Lit Exam, and were forced to stay back for remedial from all the Lit teachers. Unbelievable, yeah, but whatever. It was either this, or -gasp!- paying attention to Life Science Class.
The Worst Lit Lesson of the Year "Do people have to be naked to have sex?" asked Cheryl. Mrs. Ng's face slowly turned purple. "I hate you Sarah!" she dementedly screamed, in the fading light, her sharps fangs gleamed.
"I hate you." -from a corner they heard a noise. A quiet, hoarse rasping voice. From the shadows emerged a monster, a vile, slimy, disgusting creature. Who was it? It was G---.
It was the worst Lit lesson of the year. A time when the girls of 2e cowered in fear. They had all failed the Lit exam, you see, and were forced to stay back for the holiday, to attend a one day Lit camp. Instead of having fun, laughter and play.
All the Lit teachers banded together, to teach 2e how to pass Literature. Alas! Though the teachers seemed united, internal struggles and burning hatred, caused them to be separated. (cheerfully): So 2e could destroy them, so 2e could destroy them , so 2e could destroy them! MWAAAAHAHAHA.
Ms. B--- walked in through the door, and almost slipped on 2e's slimy floor. Her's was the only smiling face, amidst the horrific, chaotic disgrace.
But her good humour didn't last for long, when someone screamed - "Look! Its Benny B---!" "My name's ------!" the poor woman screamed, enraged beyond her wildest dreams.
Kill them! Kill them all!" screamed Mrs. Ng in rage. The girls of 2e were trapped like birds in a cage. "I have a knife! I have a knife!" yelled Florence Lim.. "Kill them! Kill her! Kill it! Kill him!"
"B-b-but murder is illegal!" said Zhang Hui in despair. "WhatEVERR!" screamed Mrs. Thomsett, pulling her hair. "I hate you Sarah!" shouted Mrs. Ng once more. "Go and DIE!" Sarah yelled, flinging her against the door.
We have to unite, as one we must fight. To kill the teachers, those horrible creatures. Our tale will be sung in legend and lore. All teachers will be hung. Forevermore.
2e Attaaaaaaaaccckkk!!!!!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
