Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Before you pick up a heavy object and try to concuss me, and before i kick your ass because years of killing people has trained me to do so with the greatest ease, let me apologize for not blogging for so long.
WHY DO THEY GIVE SO MUCH DAMN HOMEWORK IN SEC 3???
SERIOUSLY, -
Last Year
A Friend: Hey Riv, what are you gonna do when you go home?
Me: Well, first I'll blog, then torture the neighbour, then prank call random people as well as people I hate, then sketch, then go for exercise, then watch some tv, then write more rubbish stories about how 2e tortures teachers, then talk on the phone for hours and hours until I drop into bed - tired, but happy and satisfied with life.
Friend: Okay! Lets prank call people AND RUIN THEIR LIVES!!!! MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
This Year A Friend: Hey Rivali, (note that this year, no one except the 2e people call me Riv, or Riv-banana or Saddam.) what're you gonna do when you go home?
Me: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING E-MATHS HOMEWORK? Then I have to go home and do A-maths homework, then read the first 5 chapters of the chem textbook because the teacher apparently will start teaching only from the 6th chapter, then do physics homework then try to understand what the hell the teacher taught us for bio, then maybe -just maybe- blog or call Amrit and bitch about everything I just mentioned above, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
Friend: Er... run away? *runs away*
Well, anyway, you just got a -er.. non-biased account of Sec3 life.
btw, I just signed into msn, (appearing offline ofcourse) then I saw Huiting's msn nick - "you cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you jump of a cliff, i laugh. even harder."
HAHAHA.
okay, time for sec 3 quotes. btw, the only lessons which remind me of 2e last year (which means where people bully the unfortunate, innocent teacher incessantly with no hint of a conscience) is Geog and Social Studies.
Oh yeah! I haven't posted about the teachers I have this year. *Grins evilly, clearly looking forward to making up crap about innocent people*
English: Edna Mode Ms Chuah CK. - You know the teacher who looks like Edna Mode from the incredibles? Haha. Yeah, she's quite nice, but you know, I tried to do an Indian accent in her class, and the people didn't realise I was doing an Indian accent. (Gasp! Am I losing touch??) No, but Nic realised. AAARGH! I missed 2e so much at that moment.
A and E Maths: Mrs. J Tee (our form teacher) -She's a very nice person. But she keeps on scolding us for not paying attention in class because we ...er.. don't. Poor thing.
Bio - Ms. M Lau (new teacher) -She's Meera's and Su-lyn's form teacher. For that, I admire her courage, determination and inner strength, for not commiting suicide yet. Hang in there! - She's seems quite nice, which is not something you should be proud of when you're teaching the aforementioned people. [I quote meera: "Nice"? What does that word mean??"] -Btw, Meera and Su-lyn are my good friends. They're really nice people. Really.They are both in love with male teachers.
Chem- Mrs. MM Lim. -She's nice too. But, both our chem periods in the week are riiiight at the end of the day, so I'm always tired at the end, and I invariably fall asleep. -This thursday, I was falling asleep, so Yanka and Denise *helpfully* volunteered to poke me everytime they saw my head drooping. Well, it worked! Except that they started yelling at each other about who would poke me -painfully- with their waterbottles.
Physics - Ms. Cheong SC -On the first day, she assured us that she's not fussy. Well, she is. Very. But other than that, she's quite funny.
Lit - Ms. Bong -Well, i'll probably go detention this year cuz there's a discipline mistress teaching us, but I am trying very hard not to okay! -She's still on maternity leave, so we have a substitute teacher, Ms Esther Ang. Yes. Esther. And live up to that name, she sure does. You know last year, we used to call Esty- "STD"? Yeah, so during Lit, we were analyzing a poem. and someone said something about destiny. And Ms. Ang was like "What? STD??" -And she reminds me of Nic too. Like, she keeps on saying stuff like "Yup yup" and "Okiedokies."
Geog - Ms. Tham PW (new tchr) -She teaches Salad and Esty too. They call her Tam Tam. You know that snack? Hahaha. -She's super fun. Yeah, I like Geog lessons (excluding the stuff we actually have to learn) except that iguana is in my class.
Social Studies - Mr. Seow (our co-form) -Well, well, well. *deceiving, jolly grin* 1 word to decribe the class - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah, social studies is fun. Really fun. And I'm not lying when I say I look forward to SS lessons.
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QUOTES!
411: One side of 3e's windows open onto the corridor leading from behind the canteen, you know? Yeah, so I'm sitting right next to those windows, and directly behind me is Yanka. We're supposed to close the windows at all times, because the maintenance workers passing by will supposedly distract us. [Speaking of who I'm sitting near, I'm sitting next to Deanna from 2M, and she's really really nice. In front of me are Samantha and Joycelyn who er.. well, I don't know what to say about them. Behind me are Shreyanka(Yanka) and Denise who are super super funny.]
So back to closing those windows...
3e: WHY must we close the windows?? Denise: Yeah, its very hot you know! Yanka: *burps* Mr. Seow: But- but, because the school said that the "hot" maintenance workers passing by may distract you and- 3e: EEEEEEW. Evangeline: They did not say that. Mr. Seow: Well, maybe I added the 'hot' part in myself but- for example, if you're attracted to them, then you may want to look at them, and your studies- Cassandra: YOU want to look at them!!! Mr. Seow: Err... whattt? Cheryl: Mr. Seow, Priscilla's in love with you!! Priscilla: WHATT??? *flies into the air in shock* Mr. Seow: No! Cheryl,you're in secondary school!
Later....
3e: [Complaining that its really really hot cuz the windows are closed] Mr. Seow: Girls, why don't you just open the windows on the other side?? 3e: Its too high! Cassandra: Yah, we can't reach! Some Bimbo: Yeah, and its not like we're gonna like, stand on the table and all right? Mr. Seow: But-but.. then what do you expect me to do? Climb up there myself? 3e: Yeeeessss... Mr. Seow: Er-er.. okay.. (Seriously- why does he agree? Just punch us or tell us to shut the hell up or something.) 3e: Okay! Yanka: Go on! Mr. Seow: Erm, not now! Me: Yes now! Mr. Seow: No! I'll stay back after school and climb up there. So I won't make a spectacle of myself. Deanna: Whatever. We'll just put a video camera there or something. Me: Yeah! Woohoo!
Haha.. then we could post it on youtube - "Teacher morphs into monkey and starts climbing wall." --
Priscilla: Mrs. Tee, for the class relay systen, I have to call Krithika, and she lives in Malaysia, so it will cost alot. Can you call her instead? Mrs. Tee: I thought Johor and Singapore is the same rate?? And if you call her, its not fair. But when I call her its fair issit?? Then I am paying the money you know!! Class, is it fair? 3e: Yeesss... Mrs. Tee: [getting agitated] No! Its NOT fair. I DO NOT WANT TO TEACH YOUR CLASS!! ---
Yanka: (in the middle of class) YMCA, da-da-da-da-da-da-dahh.. Everyone: [looks at her weirdly] -----
Ms. Tham: So, what do you understand when I say "Geography"? The class: Mountains! Volcanos! Oceans! Climate! Nicole: (in bored voice) Grass....
OMG, you know, Nic can pull off this bored-yet-not-rude voice. Its so funny man.
Ms. Tham: Anyone of you feeling sleepy? You can go to the back of the class and start jumping if you want! The class: Er... what ?? ---
Someone: Is there such a job as a Geographer? Ms. Tham: Well, it is an all-encompassing term. You could be a hydrologist, which is a geographer who studies the flow of water and all. In fact, I have a friend who studies gay spaces. The class: What?? Ms. Tham: You know, places where gay people congregate. Me: I WANT THAT JOB!!! [The class starts fantasizing about how great that job would be] ---
Mr. Seow[talking about nationhood and how Quebec became a nation] You see, Quebec was quite different from the rest of canada. It was very unique. Cirque du Soleil comes from Quebec. Celine Dion comes from Quebec. She's very famous. They love her so much in Vegas that she's been signed on to sing there every night. Evangeline: The only reason why she's in Vegas is because her husband gambles away all her money there! Mr. Seow: Er, are you sure? Evangeline: Yes! The taxi driver told me! -------------------------------------------
In other news, however, Kifo and Mrs. Chan were spotted entering the canteen holding hands. Also, there was one recess where Seow and David Loh sat together alone at a table while Kifo sat at another table with some old teachers. Have they had a fight? Seow & David Loh vs. Kifo & Chan? Hmmm.. we shall find out soon, I'm sure, though Mrs. Chan was seen being quite pally with Seow (remember the shoulder massage? -refer to the post before, the post before this), so I don't think they've become bitter enemies. She's probably a neutral party in the war between Kifo and David Loh. They're fighting because- well, nevermind.
Some people are also backing up a friendship-or-perhaps-something-more between Ms. Tham and Mr. Seow. However, I don't know anything about this. Please don't book me.
Anyhoo, student-teacher crushes seem to be abundant this year, with "Astrid Lim <3>Jonathan Tay and vice-versa" joining our already cornea-searing list of girls in love with male teachers for no conceivable reason. Jonathan Tay apparently asked her "Are you homo?"To which Astrid replied "Not when you're around, darr-ling." Okay, Astrid dint say that, but he did ask her if she was gay.
Shakti heart Mr. Seow is still going strong. And apparently, Meera's love for Seow has crossed the line from 'infatuation' to an all-out obsession. Spies tell us that Shakti actually sent Meera a threatening message warning her not to steal the hunk they're fighting over. Okay, fine. He's a very nice person, and we shall leave him alone.
Darling Su-lyn's still maaadly in lurve with darling Kifo. But we think her feelings are -gasp!- fading. Who will she go for next?
