Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Went East Coast with Salad, Xiao, Nic, Mandy and Shu yesterday. It was so fun. :D
Shu's going to NJC, so she gave us a really cute note with a chocolate pasted on it. So, we all put it in our bags, right? Then, we cycled around for like, 2 hours, so in the end, the chocolate was quite squashed. Amanda's one was the worst. Her chocolate had gotten smeared all over her cap, phone and something else in her bag. Hahaha.
So, I met Salad and Nic outside Cineleisure, were we waited for Nic's mum and sis to drop us at East Coast.
Salad: OMG, you know they were selling the actual "Death Notes" outside the movie hall? Nic: Haha. We thought that it would be fun to write _(a teacher)__'s name on it. Me: Then they'd die? Salad: Yeah.. Nic: Can you imagine what would happen? Like, we'd write his/her (I am taking great care in not revealing anything about this teacher) name in it, then like, 40 seconds later, he/she starts having a heart attack? Me: Omg. OR, we can get another teacher to kill him/her, so that one will die, and the other one will be locked up for life and- Salad: I'd feel quite bad. Nic: Yeah, like OMG. Riv: I think I'd start laughing if it really happened. Like everyone will be like- "Oh my gosh! Mr./Mrs. _____ is having a heart attack! And I'd start laughing... Wait. Oh shoot. I'm supposed to be responsible this year! Nic and Salad: [roll their eyes; clearly think that my new year's resolution will not succeed]
So then we went East Coast. It was super fun. Hahaha..
So, I've been thinking about my class next year tomorrow, and I wonder what type of class it will be..
The Responsible, Over-hardworking, Nerd Class. Probably the most frustrating class (if you're a normal person), a nerd class consists of responsible, over-hardworking people, who are seemingly sweet, yet deep down inside their little dark hearts, are competitive and conniving, seeking to destroy anyone who stands in their way to becoming the top in class.
They suck up to teachers. Eg: "OMG, Mrs. _____! Is that a new haircut? You look gorgeous!" when Mrs. _____ is a perfectly hideous 80 year-old woman who is balding. They hate people who are normal (that is, people who don't study when they're in the bathroom) and become positively vicious when you suggest "calming down a little."
Their normal response to "Do you know what Orchard Road is?" is - "Like a fruit orchard? In ancient Egypt, they created gardens in the middle of the desert. 5000 years ago, it was a highly advanced civilisation and...."
Common things heard there:
"OMG! I solved this five-page long sum faster than my calculator!"
"MY role model is Charles Darwin."
"Mrs./Mr. ___! You asked us to choose one essay to write from the list, but I wrote all five of them!! "
"She...she..called me stupid..." [crying]
"Did you just call ___ a loser?? OMG, I'm going to tell a teacher/prefect and get you booked for vulgarities!" ps: Last year, I'd punch someone if they said that to me, but this year, I shall graciously explain to her/IT, that 'loser' is not a vulgarity, and that she, in fact, is the loser.
Advise for teachers/prefects: While you might be delighted at first, a class like this will get immensely annoying after the first 4- 5 months.
The Bimbo Class
Frustrating if you are a normal person even slightly concerned with doing well in your exams, bimbo classes are the ultimate test for your perseverance, tolerance, and faith in God.
However, from what I've seen, Bimbos in MGS are quite nice, actually. [This does not apply if you are a prefect, or if you are aiming to get 100% in all your subjects] They're quite sweet, but can be very catty if you openly show hatred for them.
ps: See! I used the word 'catty' instead of a swear word. :D
Common things heard there:
"Psst! MG rules are so stupid! Why can't I paint my nails? I painted my toenails anyway! Heeheee..."
[Salad: many people actually do this.]
Oh, and btw, if a prefect tries to inspect your toenails, kick them when their face is close to your foot! its too late, so graciously.... run away. I mean, get booked.
In History class: "OMG! This guy is HAAAAWT." (pointing to some dead guy in the text book)
Winking at disgusting-looking ah-beng: "Oi, you cute leh."
"What is algebra? NO, I have not been studying it since p6. Oh, you mean, those alphabet thingies in maths? Eeew, I think its like, totally pointless.I mean, maths is maths. Why do you have to put English in it?"
Talking to boyfriend: Do I look good in this bikini? You know, I think I look better without it. Why do people have to wear clothes anyway?"
Advise to teachers/prefects: Prefects will have a field day booking the entire class for various offences. Teachers will want to kill the students. (Doing so is not accepted by society - just a reminder)
THE MORON CLASS In a class such as this, it wouldn't be surprising to enter the classroom and see a bonfire, with the whole class chanting, and dancing around it, while burning their maths homework. The teacher would probably be trapped in a net in some forgotten corner of the classroom. Meera wouldn't be very far away. (I'll remove this sentence if you want me to, Meelalajar.)
During Chemistry, the class would most likely pour ethanol on the class nerd/teacher and set him/her on fire. During Bio- well, I don't wanna go into that. I just had dinner.
The unfortunate History teacher would (unwillingly) be treated to rousing renditions of 'Hitler Rocks,' a song written by the students themselves. These morons would undoubtedly skip off happily after P.E, leaving behind an unconscious P.E. teacher, knocked out by millions of frisbees/basketballs repeatedly thrown at his head. (Ah, if only that had happened this year.)
Common things heard there:
"Mrs./Mr. _____ would look better with a knife in their head....MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Let's kill that prefect!" "Okay!"
"Unga bunga bunga bah."
"Did you hear that new song - "Blood In My Eye" by Disgrace 2 Humanity?"
"Let's purposely get into detention, then shoot all the prefects there and kill them!" "Sure!" [pulls out a gun hidden in her schoolbag] ------
Well, I guess I'll see tomorrow. Haha. Good luck for the first day!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
