Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Okay, so, I don't have much to post about, So, I shall post about TEACHER RIVALRIES!! Rivalry sounds like Rivali, which is my, beautiful, unique, wonderful name...
Anyhoo, back to Teacher Rivalries... A surprising number of them have sprung up in recent months. Teachers vs. Teachers, Teachers vs. Students, Teachers vs. Ex-teachers, etc..
Mrs. Ng Mui Eng vs. Mrs. Gina Thomsett Status: Ongoing Due to: Vast differences which can never be overcome Origin: It was *obvious*
Okay, rumours sort of started surfacing after we had a few lessons with Mrs Ng this year. They were like, total polar opposites. I mean, one is tall, one is..er.. not-so-tall? One is commonly heard saying- "No response? Okay.. Shall I move on? You don't wanna learn? Fine - don't learn." and the other insists that we pay attention to her. One supposedly *hates* Sarah (she said she didn't and we believe her, but, anyways, for the sake of it..), and one loved Sarah. And, of course, the reason you all have heard before ->
Mrs. Thomsett : "Romeo and Juliet got married for pure love!" Mrs. Ng: " Romeo and Juliet got married for sex!!" Mrs. Thomsett: ".....And, after that they er-ermmm..er.... consummated their marriage. Mrs. Ng: "And, Juliet's parents were rather ignorant of her personal life. They thought she was sleeping, but actually she was.... [looks around expectantly] .. she was? what girls? *rolls eyes* SHE WAS WITH ROMEO!! MUAAAHHAHAHA... [laughs maniacally]
[warning: some things may be *slightly* exaggerated]
Mrs. Thomsett: I was offered a job in an even more prestigious institution, but I didn't accept it, because there was a lady working there whom I didn't get along with...
[ Mrs. Thomsett and Mrs. Ng apparently both worked in Nanyang Girls' High..]
Mrs. Ng: What did your previous Lit. teacher teach you??? Who was she?? 2e: Mrs. Thomsett.... Mrs. Ng: [Raises eyebrows] Oh.
So, wat do you people think? Will there be a catfight? An ultimate showdown? If there is, who will win?.. Who will you support? The choice in YOUR hands... By choice, I mean, irritating them and making false rumours... muahaha....
Mrs. Shireen Pandian vs. Mr. Melvin Seow Status: Ongoing Due to: MEERA RAJAH (=P...Not really, lah..it started cuz of the remedial lessons..) Origin: Various mean things they said about each other, which caused students to start gossiping.
How did this one start? Immaturity of the parties involved. Yep, thats it. Seow gives us extra history lessons. He tells Mrs. Janice Gan and Mrs. Pandian (the other two sec. 2 history teachers) that the girls they teach are welcome to come. Janice Gan and Pandian refuse to even tell their students about the class. Some of their students turn up in the extra class anyway.
Meera and frenz: Mrs. Pandian, do you know that Mr. Seow said not to study 'Developments in Asia' for the history exam? Mrs. Pandian: [getting angry] Do NOT listen to ANYTHING THAT STUPID MAN SAYS!!!!! [btw, he was telling the truth.]
Meera: Mr. Seow, do you know that Mrs. Pandian doesn't like you? Mr. Seow: No. Meera: She said that [imitating Pandian's voice] "DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT STUPID MAN SAYS!!!!" Mr. Seow: Yes, I ...err.. am aware of that. Meera: Haha. she really hates you! Mr. Seow: [No comment]
However, apparently, when it comes to complaining about Meera Rajah, Seow and Pandian are in cahoots.. Mr. Seow complained to Mrs. Pandian about Meera, and Pandian scolded her.. This has occured repeatedly, resulting in a very pissed off Meera.
Imagine....... Pandian commanding a fleet of battle ships. Advancing towards Seow, whose standing at the head of an army of tanks. He has a weird Japanese moustache. Pandian's wearing a turban. She approaches.. Her eyes narrow. His eyes narrow... Then.....
MEERA RAJAH DROPS AN ATOMIC BOMB ON THEM.....MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...
Sorry.... They're both nice pple and I have no wish for them to die.
Mr. Melvin Seow and Mrs. Shireen Pandian vs. Meera Rajah
Status: Ended (unless Meera gets both of them as her teachers next year) Due to: Their immense hatred of 'innocent' Meera. Origin: It was obvious.
As I mentioned above, the two big bad evil teachers ganged up on this poor, innocent, little, harmless schoolgirl. (According to Meera.)
ps: I have a ....vague.... feeling that Meera wasn't the poor and innocent person.
p/ps: he made meera cry. HE MADE MEERA CRY.... TWICE!!!
Ms. Melina Cheah vs. Amrit Kaur
Status: Ongoing Due to: False assumptions, and rudeness on the part of both parties involved. (doesn't that sound professional?) Origin: ?
Okay, this one...
Amrit and me have a joint account on msn. One day, someone spoke to Ms. Cheah from that account, and kept on asking her if she thought that the person was hot..
It was not me. I swear.
So, the assumption was, its Amrit. But Amrit said she didn't do it either. So, logical explanation - Either me, or Amrit is lying. But I'm telling the truth... Or, we must have left the account open on one of the library computers, and someone must have used it. Then, one Saturday night, Amrit got a call from someone who kept on saying 'Melinaaa....' So, she asked Ms. Cheah about it on msn..
[eac - Amrit Weekend AT LAST! - Ms. Cheah]
eac says: hey ms cheah...could i ask you something...?
Weekend AT LAST! says: what prank u want to pull on me now?
eac says: did you call my home last nmight? eac says: night
Weekend AT LAST! says: what are u talking abt? Weekend AT LAST! says: i don't even have ur nuber Weekend AT LAST! says: number
eac says: because somebody was callin alot and said that his name was melinah..is that how u spell ur name...and yup and it was like a lot of times btw... eac says: just asking...nvm
Weekend AT LAST! says: no Weekend AT LAST! says: its not me, i am not as stupid as u think' Weekend AT LAST! says: and u haven't even apologized to me for pretending to be someone "HOT"
eac says: yup...rivali told me...and that wasnt me ...if u want to think so that its fime
Weekend AT LAST! says: STOP all this nonsense of yours. I have no time for u. No use being an excellent student with good grades when u don't know how to behave yourself. Weekend AT LAST! says: who else can it be if not u? Weekend AT LAST! says: only the 2 of u knew the password to the account u both set up
eac says: sorry ms cheah i only brought this up because my mum is angry that we are getting random calls so thats the only reason i actuallyt bothered to initiate this conversation....as for the account thing it was not me and i do not know who it is and i wish you would be more mature about this but you dont seem to be able todo so....and i am quite surprised at your rudeness to me because i havenot done eac says: anything to you eac says: so yup...i will let you know when i do get more calls...as for now bye
Weekend AT LAST! says: rivali told me it was u Weekend AT LAST! says: i suggest u stop calling her, disturbing her concentration for the exams Weekend AT LAST! says: she has been telling me what u have been doing
eac says: well...different people view it differently and i have not had the intention of disturbing her..and my u did show your true colours today ms cheah...bye..i am sorry i am going to have to block you
And Amrit blocked her.. I was totally laughing actually, when I first read this.. Then I got quite VERY pissed off that I was dragged into the whole thing and pinpointed like that.... Oh well, I don't think this will ever be sorted out cuz Amrit's still blocking Ms. Cheah. -----
So, a long long time ago, Esther and me were discussing detention.. Rivali: Eh, why did we go detention last year ah? We never did anything what! Esther: Yah, we're innocent lor! Rivali: Thats why, lah! We never wrote any swear word on the board! Esther: Yeah, it wasn't our fault! Sarah did it lor! Rivali: Yeah, she forced us to write it! Sarah's fault, you know! Esther: Yah, stupid people book us, never book her! Rivali: Tsk tsk... MGS is soo corrupt.. Esther: I know! We should protest. Rivali: We should kill them. Amrit: [looks at us weirdly] Rivali: (explaining to Amrit) You are now witnessing an advanced form of self-denial.
[ps: Sarah wants me to clarify that she did NOT do it. Nor did she force Esty and I to write it. In fact she herself got booked for not booking us. Thank you and goodbye.] The above paragraph was written by Sarah. : D
Went out with Ravleen on Friday. We had so much fun!! Hahah, we went crazy and took 2 sets of neoprints.. I shall post them here when the bloody scanner starts working again..
Yeah, and Elizabeth, we're sorry we didn't invite you along. Maybe it was because we kinda hate you, you know? I am sure you'll understand..
Yeah, but we drew you into one neoprint! I'll post it here later.
Yeah, then Rav and I bumped into Meera, Su-lyn, Ruth, Nat and Shien Fen in Fareast. (erm.. I dunno Shien Fen,so i think i spelt her name wrongly...lol) Yeah, and su-lyn was like, holding this candy drop thing..
Rivali: Hello, Su-lyn, meet Ravleen. Ravleen, I hate Su-lyn because she's so tall... Ravleen: Heyy.. Su-lyn: Hello, Ravleen. I'm tall. Rivali:Shut up.. Ravleen: [gives Su-lyn a weird look. Ravleen's facial expression and body movements suggest that she is rather freaked out.] Su-lyn: Hey Rivali, you wanna try this candy drop? [Nat, Ruth, Meera, Su-lyn and Shien Fen give each other evil looks.] Rivali: Er... maybe not? Su-lyn: Try it, its nice. Nat: Yeah, totally! Su-lyn: So, Rivali, you want? [moves closer to me. I take a step back.] Rivali: Errr... Su-lyn: Its how ******* thinks Mr. Seow will taste.... (the girl's name is censored cuz she'll kill me if i publish it) Rivali: Aaargh! No! EEEEWW. Su-lyn: [discards her evil look] Hahah, come on, its really nice lah! It sour.. like warheads.. I was joking about the Seow part. Rivali: Err.. Okay.....? Hey, its quite nice.. I love sour stuff! Su-lyn: Ooooh, now we know who you like! Rivali: Go and die!!! @#$$%^&%#% Meera's the one in love with him![takes a step menacingly towards Su-lyn.] Meera: I am NOT. He's so horrible. He hates me okay! I really think that- [starts talking too fast for people to understand her] Ravleen:[looks around for an escape route; clearly trying not to associate herself with us.] -------
Amrit's Brother: Haha, I got 263 in my PSLE! Higher that you! Amrit: Rivali got 265. Amrit's Brother: Rivali looks.... dumb. Amrit: F you. ------
Oh well, look how *greatly* I'm doing in my studies right now... sigh.. PSLE.... those were the good ol' days..
By the way, I started this post before the exams, so its really really outdated.
Rivali
PS: RAVLEEEEEEN!!! Did u get the message I left on your phone? I'm so sorry!! :D Call u when I get back to Singapore.. on the 7th of December.. I'm overseas now. :DDD
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
