Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Okay, this post is REALLY outdated (again) but I can't rest without blogging about going to Orchard with Sarah and Xiao Hui.
There.
I didn't call them "Salad" and "Rabbit."
So, we were just super retarded that day. I mean, when I reached Fareast Plaza, I called Salad and asked her where she and Xiao were....
Rivali: Salad! Where are you?? Sarah:Err.. Xiao's buying some food! We're near this shop.. Rivali: What shop? Xiao: Er.. Mango... Lingo... Rivali: Mango Lingo??? Sarah: Yahhh.....Where are you ?? Rivali: I just entered Fareast. Sarah: Are you near "Busstop" ? (Its a shop's name) Rivali: No! Why should I be there? (thinking she's talking about a busstop.) I'm walking past Esther's shop.... Xiao: Huh? Esther's shop? Rivali:The bikini and lingerie one. Sarah: Whaattt??? Okay! We're outside shop number 01-04! Rivali: Aiyah, nevermind, I'll look for you!
So, I finally found them, and we spent a couple of minutes talking rubbish. Then, we went for lunch at Long John Silvers'. Xiao bought her food and went to sit down. Sarah and I pretended to be people from China, who couldn't speak proper English. I know I'm Indian, but.. whatever.. It was still fun. :D It was even better cuz the girl at the counter was Malay, so I don't think she realized when I said "Ching chang chong chang" instead of spoke Chinese. Wahahaha.
Rivali: Cann ai haf de "Sheecken Lap"? [Can I have the chicken wrap] Girl at the Counter:Okay... The meal or just the wrap? Rivali: Sohly? [Sorry?] Girl at the Counter: Would you like to have the chicken wrap meal or just the chicken wrap? Rivali: De mil..... But cann ai nut haf the sooft dlink? [The meal... But can I not have the soft drink?] Girl at the Counter: Okay, but you'll have to pay the same amount anyway. Rivali, to Sarah: (whispering) WTH?? Sarah, to me: Just take the drink. Rivali: Okayee, cann ai haff de dlink zen? [Okay, can I have the drink then?] Girl at the Counter: Yeah.
Rivali: I wood like to ordar for me flend. [points at Sarah] [I would like to order for my friend.] Rivali, to Sarah: How do you say "Do you want a chicken or fish" and "Do you want the meal or it just plain" in Chinese? Sarah: Er....er... Rivali: DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE??? Sarah: Yes, I just....dunno... how to say Fish meal in chinese!! But "Ni yao" means "do you want." Rivali: Okay... [turns back to Girl at the Counter] Girl at the Counter, to Sarah: What will you be having, ma'am? Sarah: [mutters Chinese words] Rivali: See wod wanta Fiss Lap. [She would want a fish wrap.] Girl at the Counter: Excuse me?? Rivali: See wood WANTA FEEESSSS LAP.[points to the fish wrap.] Girl at the Counter: Would she want a meal? Rivali, to Sarah: Ni yao meal? Sarah: [Says something in Chinese] Rivali, to Sarah: Ching chang chong chang! Rivali: [turning back to Girl at the Counter]Yes, see wood.[Yes, she would.]
That was a detailed explanation of exactly what we did to the poor person. When we joined Xiao at the table, we were laughing like hell.
Xiao: Why are you laughing? [starts laughing] Sarah: We pretended to be China people when ordering our food! Xiao: [Stops laughing; confused, exasperated look appears on face.] Rivali: Yeah! Like, see wood wanta FEEESSS LAPP! Sarah: Wahaha! [says something in Chinese.] [At this points of time, Sarah and Rivali are laughing like maniacs, while Xiao Hui looks for an escape route.] Xiao: You are really mad, you know. You both are retarded.(shakes her head.)
Then, we were talking about school and everything, when we suddenly realized that we didn't pass up the subject option forms.
YES, THE FORMS, WHICH INDICATED WHAT SUBJECT COMBINATION WE WANTED TO TAKE!!
We were all super worried, because we thought that everyone had passed it up except for the 3 of us, cuz we hadn't been in class.
So, Xiao suggested asking Mr. Seow, and we did. [We were all really agitated okay! What if they put me in some weird combo, like MEP and half Art, or smth?? And dear Salad would die without beloved Geography you know!]
So, Xiao and I wanted Sarah to talk, but she didn't want to, so the three of us were like wrestling with Salad's phone, until she yelled - "IT'S RINGING!!" and shoved it towards me. So I spoke.
Mr. Seow: Hello, who is this? Rivali: Sarah, Xiao Hui and Rivali. Mr. Seow: But, who is talking? Rivali: Rivali. Mr. Seow: Then say "Rivali" lah! Rivali: Er,...... rivali?
So then, we asked him about the Subject Combi thing, and he said he had not collected it.
Xiao: Oh, okay! Then I can throw it away! Mr. Seow: No! Don't throw it away! Its important. Sarah: Then why didn't he collect it? Mr. Seow: I spoke to the HOD, and she said its important but.. The 3 of us: ???? Mr. Seow: Are you girls in school? Rivali: No, we're at orchard. Mr. Seow: ....... oh.
Yeah, so If I get into any weird subject combinations... *narrows eyes menacingly, while sharpening knife.*
Then, we went for our haircut.
This is how I looked before the haircut..
Joking. Duh.
Yeah.. That was before. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
From left to right - Salad, Me, Xiao.
Salad totally transformed! She looked really nice with layered hair. And when Xiao and I told her she looked nice, she started blushing. And Xiao looks really cute right! After coming out of the salon, she said "The hairdresser said I looked like a baby." then she started laughing. But I disagree with the hairdresser. SERIOUSLY. Remember last year when Xiao had short hair? Yeah, she looked like that.. And I was thinking about how life would be if we all 'morphed' back to 2005 and started living through 1D and then 2e again.
So, we walked around buying accessories for our hair. I bought this really nice clip. No, it was not black, and it did not have the word "Death" emblazoned across it. It was a sunny yellow in colour, and had an orange flower on it. And, right now, I'm waiting until I finally get the courage to but something yellow to match the clip.
Joking. Really. I have a colourful wardrobe, but two years ago, it was waaay different. When I was in p6, I had like, 6 pairs of jeans (the only things I agreed to wear)and a couple of other dark-coloured pants. My t-shirts were like, all either black, brown or a blood-red. But then, I discovered that there were many other colours which suited me - silky green, bordeaux and russet especially. Actually, bordeaux is a maroonish, blood-red, so whatever..
Anyway,while we were scouting around for accessories, we saw a shop. You know 'Esther's shop?' [mentioned above] Its called 'Sheer Romance.' Its a lingerie shop. We saw another one on the second level. Then, right, at that exact moment, I saw this feeble old man hobbling past the shop. So, suddenly this image came into my head, where Salad, Xiao and I pushed the old man into the lingerie shop, and ran away, laughing evilly as he crashed into a rack of bikinis.
Okay, that was mean, but I found it really funny, so I started laughing. Then, Sarah and Xiao Hui asked me what had happened. I was going to tell them, but then I started laughing before I could say anything.
Sarah and Xiao: Riv, why are you laughing? Rivali: Because.. because... *starts laughing* Sarah and Xiao: Er... Rivali? Rivali: *laughing* Sarah and Xiao: Oi! Are you okay? Rivali: No, I was just thinking that- that *starts laughing*
That continued for almost 2-3 minutes... Yeah, then we walked around, and Salad tried putting some weird yellow and pink clips in my hair... Sighhhh.... Dear dear Salad. Dear Spastic, smart, Salad. I'm talking to her on the phone now... She's saying - "Vali...Vaaaaleeeeeee..," etc. Maybe she thinks that's my real name.
RIvali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
