Yesterday, I realised that I greet my readers in increasingly lame ways, so, today I shall start with the traditional moron greeting -
Flabajaba.(to which you should reply "Banana.")
Anyway, yesterday I promised to blog about a whole load of things, which I shall do now,even though I was thinking about posting some quotes. :D
Alyssa's Birthday Party
This was on Saturday. For those of you who don't know, Alyssa's Sam and Ashwin's younger sister. Sam (15 yrs) and Ash (11 yrs) are one of my closest friends. Alyssa's six years old, so all the little kiddies were there.
And us older ones were helping out with the stalls, since it was like a 'carnival' theme. I was in charge of face painting. :D
It was damn funny!
Sam: Balloons
Ashwin: Popcorn
Vik: Hoopla
Me: Face Painting
Aditi (my sis): Tattoos
Mohsehn: Ping Pong Balls
Sasha: Origami
Karthik: Pyramid of Cans
So, any party has to have music right? So, since there were little kids, Sam decided to play the High School Musical soundtrack.
Sasha: Eurgh! High School Musical?? Can I attach my mp3 to the stereo? I have nicer music..
Sam: No!
Rivali: Oh, come on. High School Musical gets boring. And its not like the little kids have brains to recognise the music or anything.
Sam: No! Nonononono.. [walks off]
Sasha and I looked at each other. Then, we looked at Sam, whose back was turned. Sasha ran and attached her mp3 to the stereo anyway..
MUAHAHA
Guess what the first song was? Sexyback by Justin Timberlake! Woohoo..
Stereo: Dirty babe, you see these shackles? Baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. Its just that-
Sam: Oi!! [Runs towards us, and violently rips Sasha's mp3 off.]
Rivali: Heyy! Since when did you become responsible?
Sam: Stop it! [walks off]
Sasha: You want to see clips of Brokeback Mountain on youtube?
Rivali: Okay!
[we skip off]
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Ashwin: [giving out popcorn] (In a very sweet, innocent voice)Do you want a cup of popcorn? Here you go!
Little girl 1: Can I have popcorn too?
Ashwin: Of course!
Little girl 2: I want popcorn also!
Ashwin: Sure! There you go!
[The little girls skip off happily]
Ashwin: [turning to me] Can't those damn kids get lost?
Anyway, after 2hours + of manning the stalls, all of us older ones decided to do our own stuff. (surf youtube, wrestle while jumping on the bouncy castle, etc)
So, yeah. Then the little children went home, and we all hung out in Sam's room.
Bowling with Friends
After lunching at the American Club, I took a cab to this plaza opposite Great World. We were supposed to bowl at Kim Seng Starbowl or something.
But when I reached there, Salad said that it was closed, and they all started laughing.
So, then we went to the Chevrons by taxi. The taxi driver was SUPER weird okay!!
None of the taxis agreed to take the five of us + Hui Ling's bowling balls together. Then finally this one taxi driver agreed to take us, if we paid him $2 more. So Char, Lala, Salad and me rushed to the back and forced Hui Ling to sit in the front. Muahaha..
Then, only Hui Ling sort of knew the way. Even the taxi driver didn't know. So Hui Ling called her dad to ask for directions or something. Then, it was super confusing - I think the taxi driver couldn't understand Hui Ling's directions, so he asked to speak directly to her dad. But Hui Ling was like - "NO."
So, the taxi driver was talking alot, but it was Chinese, so I didn't understand much. Then he said something about Bush coming to Singapore. Then Salad said smth to him in Chinese. All I heard were the words "Saddam" and then I saw Salad pointing at me.
-____-
Apparently she told the guy I was Saddam's bloody gf or something. I feel like strangling Salad right now.
Then the guy said something which I vaguely recognised.
[Flashback: Teo Lee Lee pointing at me during Chinese lessons and barking at me in Chinese. Something something 'in tuo ren' or something. I think it meant Indian.
BTW, I still don't get why Teo Lee Lee screamed at me in Chinese. Its not like I could understand right?? And I'm sure she could tell from my skin colour and the fact that I don't appear in her classes. Pffft. ]
Later Salad told me that the guy said "No, She's Indian what!"
Hahaha..
Then alot of Chinese conversation. Then, suddenly he starts singing Chinese Opera!! ZOMG. His voice was quite good, but it was so funny, all of us burst out laughing. Salad kept on hitting me. Char was gasping for air. Even Lala, who's quite reserved compared to alot of gals in 2e was like hysterical. And he kept on singing!!
Then he was telling us about how his name was Wee Bee Kwee or something, and Wee Kim Wee was his cousin. Then donno wat something about a shopping mall named after his wife..
Well, we arrived at the Chevrons in one piece.
Then we went bowling. We were joined by some of Char and Lala's church friends. There was some guy called Dom. At first I thought he was Charlene's brother. She really freaked out when I asked her about it.
Hahaha.. So, Salad went and entered our names. Yes, I know, a very bad decision. She totally screwed up our names!!! *feels like strangling Salad once again* But it was quite funny..
Sarah: [typing in weird names]
Hui Ling: Damn you Salad. Don't you dare enter my name or I will kill you. You watch out okay.
Sarah: [Thinks better of pissing Hui Ling off. She types Hui Ling's names properly]
Then, for me, she typed - "Saddam"
Larisa - Larisa (We wanted her to type Larry or Lala, but she didn't. Prefects... *shakes head*)
Charlene - Chaaaaaarrrrrleeeeeene (Poor Char)
Then, when she was typing her own name, I jumped on her and tried to type rubbish. So, in the end, it came out as 'Sal.' But she changed it back to 'Salad.'
Then Char and Lala's friends were quite shocked to see that there was someone called 'Saddam.'
Then we played two games... Salad got three strikes in a row in the second game! Yes, the same Salad who had knelt down and pushed the bowling ball towards the pins once in the first game.
Yeah, then we went home.
Sorry, I feel so lazy to blog..
But first, I stole this quiz thing from Salad's blog.
INSTRUCTIONS: go to your player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. DO NOT CHEAT!
1. How does the world see me?
All You Wanted - Michelle Branch
"And all you wanted was somebody who cared."
Jeez, better start being nice.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Gomenasai - t.A.T.u
That means 'Sorry' in Russian Japanese. Errr...
3.What do my friends really think of me?
Say I - Christina Milian
Self-centered?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Move Along - All American Rejects
????
5. How can I make myself happy?
Walk Away - C hristina Aguilera
So, I should not be (quote lyrics) "naive," and I should "let go" to "stop my suffering." I should not "lose control" and not "keep going back to the one thing that I need to walk away from." Pretty sound advice.... IF I KNEW WHAT THE HELL THAT "ONE THING" WAS.
Maybe walk away from breaking school rules? I would be really realy happy if I didn't go Detention next year. I'm trying!
6. What can I do with my life?
Come To Me - P. Diddy
Go to who?
7. Will I ever have children?
Be Without You - Mary J. Blige
I guess not.. :( But does that mean adopted children? :D
8.What is some good advice for me?
The Reason - Hoobastank
"I'm not a perfect person?"
But ...but I am.
9.How will I be remembered?
I Don't Need a Man - PCD
What? Will I be remembered as some old cranky spinster?? *shudder*
10. What is my signature dancing song?
Long Way 2 Go - Cassie
Ohh yay! I love this song. <3
11. What do I think my current theme song is?
Heaven - Bryan Adams
"Baby your all that I want?"
:DDDD
Actually, I'm not very happy with myself...But that's another story.
12. What does everyone think my current theme song is?
Angel - The Corrs
Yeah, right.. I don't think ANYBODY thinks I'm an angel. But, looking at the lyrics...
"Is is so wrong to have such fun? Forever! Angel, I hope they love you like we do. Forever, Angel, I'll be proud to be like you."
That's nice.
13. What song will play at my funeral?
Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
Er.... but I'm dead.
Maybe I'll be a drunk or something.....? :(
14. What sort of men/women do I like?
El- Ninyol! - Tata Young
NOOO!!!
"You got my temperature rising"? Oh well, hot people, I gueeess?
15. What is my day going to be like?
Smack That - Akon ft. Eminem
ERM....nvm...I so do not want to interprete this one.
16. What kind of children will I have if I have children?
Predictable - Good Charlotte
Predictable children?? I was kinda hoping the song would be 'Sexy Naughty Bitchy' by Tata Young...hehe...Wait, that's not even on my playlist.
17. What kind of person will I grow up to be?
Gold Digger - Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx
Oh shit. I'm not that kinda person.. I swear. Or perhaps it means I shall be rich! *throws fistfuls of $100 bills into the air*
18. What kind of person do people think I'll grow up to be?
Scars - Papa Roach
"My weakness is that I care too much."
" You're drunk and you're feeling down, and I just wanna be alone. I'm pissed cuz you came around, why don't you just go home?"
Why is this so morbid?? And what is with the drunk stuff?
19. How will I feel after waking up tomorrow?
I Wanna Be Bad - Willa Ford
Okay, but the prefects can't book me atleast! Take that!! Muahaha.
On second thoughts, tomorrow is when my sis gets her PSLE marks... I hope it doesn't mean anything bad. :S
Rivali
