Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Spurned Lover's Revenge? Did Kifo and Seow Abandon Serena?
[Disclaimer: This is all crap.]
Mr. Ong and Mr. Seow were seen at assembly today, walking towards 2e together, leaving Mrs. Chan to walk behind them. Even during assembly, they were standing next to each other, while Mrs. Chan stood slightly away. Have they finally decided on who to go out with? Usually, it is Mr. Ong and Mrs. Chan talking and laughing, while a jealous Seow looks on. But... has the equation changed? Dear readers, do not condemn them, for they're still nice people. [Seriously.]
Okay... General Statistics regarding the Mr. Ong-Mrs. Chan- Mr. Seow love triangle.
Mr. Ong loves Mrs. Chan and Mr. Seow. Mrs. Chan loves Mr. Ong and Mr. Seow. Mr. Seow loves Mrs. Chan and Mr. Ong.
Got that?
So, today, we had our art exam. What the hell has this got to do with the abovementioned people you say? Well, Seow was invigilating, and Chan and Ong are art teachers.. lolx.
So after the Lit exam, its recess, right? Instead of studying for art and memorising the facts on various paintings, me, Amrit, Esther, Ding, etc, were totally talking crap... Then, we go up to class. After a while, Mr. Seow came in. He chases us outta the classroom, saying that he has to distribute the papers. So, 2e's frantically memorising stuff about Liu Kang and other artists.. Amrit, Esther and me were, however, making a pact that we would all use the word 'aroused' in our papers.. [We didn't in the end.]
So, then in walked Mr. Ong. All notions of doing well in the art exam were forgotten, as all 36 of us watched as one. I mean, since Kifo (Mr. Ong's self-given nickname) doesn't teach us art, (Mrs. Chan does) we so rarely get to see him interact with our two form teachers, who he happens to be in love with.
Anyways, he didn't propose to Seow or anything. He was apparently trying to fix a technical problem in our art exam. Because, MGS decided that it would be cheaper to flash the pictures on a screen, intead of actually printing them out. Yeah, but Kifo dint succeed, and neither did Mrs. Chan, who came in later. They were all in the same room! I shall NOT go into details about the rubbish 2e made up about them, because I *think* Sarah will book me if there is too much sexual content on my blog. [ps: that was a big hint] [ps:ps: there are two guys in this triangle] [ps:ps:ps: did you get it?]
Yeah, so they called us in and made us sit down anyway, even though we couldn't start the exam. And Seow saw that the projector was switched off. And he was being SUPER blur about it. Finally Lianne was like- "You see that Orange light? That means, that the projector is off. When the green light comes on, it means that the projector is on." So Seow decided to try and turn the projector on, but he couldn't reach. Then Lianne was like - " Get Jaime to do it! She's tall!!" But since guys are so egoistic, he went to stand on a chair and poke the projector with a pen. And since the projector was almost right above my head, I was in a very good position to kick the chair and push him off. Even Esther was whispering frantically to "Push him! Push him off!!!" Yet, I refrained from doing so, because I realised that no one would believe that it was an accident, and everyone would assume either Cheryl or me and pushed him off.
Yup, so the Art Exam started ten minutes late.... And Mr. Seow was invigilating, but Mrs. Chan decided to come in. I mean, everyone was writing for the exam, but half our minds were on Chan and Seow, who were very interesting to observe, at that point of time.
Mr. Seow kept on pointing something out on a piece of paper which Mrs. Chan was writing on. Finally Mrs. Chan said jokingly- "You keep quite, ah! Sssssit down!" Then Cheryl said- "You go, Mr. Seow! Bow down to her!" So, Mrs. Chan looked at Cheryl, silently pointed to her, then yelled "Minus 5 marks!!!" then went back to drawing something.
This makes me recall the time when we were having one of our chaotic English lessons.. Mrs, Chan walked by, and I think that Seow had to tell her something. So he yelled "SEREEENAAAA!!!" and ran out of the class, after her. Then us losers from 2e ofcourse had to start cheering. We all were like "Oooooohh" and wolf-whistling, cuz we thought they couldn't hear.
But Seow and Chan were right outside the class!!
I mean, I don't think any of us cared if Seow heard, cuz he knows that we think he's going out with Chan or Ong. But Mrs. Chan??? She was married, and she could have taken it badly, right?
So the idiots of 2e kept on cheering and screaming stuff like "Run after her, stud!" and "Chase your loverrr!!" when suddenly we heard Mrs. Chan say "OI!!!" She poked her head around the door. "You all shut up, okay? You stop it!" Then she shook her head at us, gazed lovingly at Mr. Seow, and walked off.
Back to the art exam... Then Mr. Seow went to the back of the class and carried a chair to the front. He sat there, sharing a single table with Mrs. Chan, and they were drawing some stuff and giggling like..like.. ...well, like us, when we're doing stupid stuff. Ofcourse, we had reliable Morons such as Amrit and Nic sitting in the front of the class, so..
Amrit: "Oh my God, you know Seow and Chan were drawing something on a piece of paper during the art exam? You know what they were doing? PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE!!!! Like, hello?? Nicole and I were just looking at each other and shaking our heads. And then, Seow and Chan went out of the class, because we were all shushing them cuz they were making too much noise, right? Yeah, so they were standing outside the class and chatting and laughing, then I raised my hand because I needed more paper. So Mr. Seow ran to get me some.paper, and Mrs. Chan pulled him back!!! Yeah, she told him- "Aiyah, don't give her paper, lah! More for me to mark!" and was grabbing his arm and pulling him back!! I was so scared!"
Haha... Poor Amrit, she was so flustered. Then Mr. Ong walked past the class, and I think Chan had to ask him something, so she left Mr. Seow in the class and went to speak to Kifo. Then, I could see Seow looking out of the door, comtemplating as to whether he should let Kifo steal his beloved Serena, or vice versa, then, he calmly walked out of the class, to pursue them.
Mr. Ong returned one or two more times, and I really felt sorry for the three of them.
Kifo: Should I go after the man and be persecuted, or go after the woman, who's married? But still, people won't burn me to death if I court her, right? Oh, I shouldn't have watched Brokeback Mountain.. Mrs. Chan: Walau, what to do, lor?? Go after the cute one or the rich one?? Aiyah, both ugly lah! Actually, I donno.. They're not that bad.. Er.. Ong can understand my artistic temperament, but I can sell Seow's rolex watch and be rich! Actually, can bully both of them, lah! Aiyah, so complicated.... I shall go for a spa. Mr. Seow: Serena. No, Kim Fong. No, Serena. No, Kim Fong. Aaargh!! Oh no, I hope this doesn't end up like Brokeback Mountain. But only Jack died in the the end, not Ennis! Okay, then Kifo will die, not me! Muahaha... So I shall go for Kifo since I shall not die, and when he dies, I shall go after Serena!! Mwaaahahaha...
Okay, and on a totally different note,
THE EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!
WOOHOOO!!!!
Meera, me, and Amrit went to KAP, had lunch and watched a movie in Lido. KAP was totally chaotic, we were totally talking crap, and laughing. Then, we realised it was 1300 , and the movie was at 1315.. So we ran like hell, and got a taxi. Two minutes after we boarded, I realized I had left my bag at KAP. So I was like screaming at the taxi driver to go back, and I don't think he could understand me, cuz he just kept on driving. Finally Amrit screamed "SHUUUUUTTT UPP!!!!!" and explained to the taxi driver. So, he went back, I stuffed some money into his hand to pay, left Amrit to collect the change and ran into KAP with Meera. Thank God my bag was still there.. Aiyah, I knew it would be there. This is Singapore, not India or China.
Anyways, Meera and me ran back outta KAP, and saw Amrit standing on the side of the road. We screamed at her to flag a taxi, and she did. We shot right into the cab, screamed "LIDO!!! SHAW! SHAW,LAH!!" and sped off. We reached Lido at 1317, and missed the first couple of mins of the movie. Oh wells...
Then, after the movie, Amrit left, and we met up with Jermaine. Went to the Heeren, I bought this REALLY NICE shawl thing to tie around your waist. I shall wear it when I go out with Ravleen on Friday.. Okay, so, then, we met up with Nat Tan and Giselle Goh. Didn't know them that well, but they were great. We took neoprints, and there was this one gay-themed neo, where we all did gay poses, made the border bright PURPLE, added ugly pink hairbands to our heads, and wrote "Kifo <3">
[Ps: As I have said before, I DO NOT think Seow and Kifo are gay, and I know this totally contradicts the love triangle thing, but - as I have also said before- whatever,]
Yeah, then went to Fareast Plaza, bumped into Esty, Shu, Amanda and Sotong. I tell you, Orchard road was INFESTED with MG girls... Everywhere, there were giggling bimbos wearing a weird sailor uniform and chatting up cute guys, gossiping, giggling, cussing, etc. Nat went bag hunting, and finally found this beautiful white bag, which she bought. And Jer bought this really cute black dress and belt, and she was looking totally hot! Haha.. Jer's totally lost so much of weight, and cut her hair. I think if I saw her current self last year, I wouldn't be able to recognise her.
Yeah, then I went home.. [ANTICLIMAX]
Haha.. But when I was on the bus home, Meera called me, and said that Seow had called and asked her if she had prank called him.. Like, WTH?? As if people like Meera and Me would EVER do that.. Okay, fine, I know you're shking your head right now and saying thats EXACTLY what we would do, so I won't lie.. We WERE planning to prank call a couple of teachers, but we DID NOT in the end, so, yup.
Meera was really upset. I mean, DON'T pinpoint people, okay??? First the problem about the summary, and now this? And, like, even about the part where people said she called him an a**hole and a b****** to his face and it was totally not true? And he said he would clarify it with 2e and tell our class it wasn't true but ONE WEEK HAS PASSED AND YOU HAVE NOT.
Oh well, I wonder what the prank-caller said? I hope it was nothing bad.. Poor Mr. Seow..
List of Teacher's whose numbers I have. Mrs. E. Lee Mr. Ong Mr. Seow Ms. Su Ms. Yeo
Call me if you want any of their numbers!! Just don't ask me where I got them from, because it involves two moronic girls (I'm not one of them), a teacher who gave our whole class his number, and a teacher who was VERY irresponsible with his/her colleagues personal contacts.
Mwahaha.. Rivali
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
