Hui Ling: Ms. Sim never give me the mark for this one lor. [points out a question on her life science ws to me.]
Rivali: Your handwriting's so atrocious, i bet she couldn't even see what you wrote.
Hui Ling: Watever, lah! She can just give me 5 marks rite?? But she never, lor! She want to die issit??
Larisa: Can I scroll down now? [controlling the computer, where Ms. Sim is flashing the life science ws answers.]
2e: Nooooo...
Larisa: Why are you taking so long to copy down the answers? What have you all been doing? Talking?
Xiao Hui: [bleating like a sheep] Shu-u-ut u-u-up Laa-aa-ri-i-saa-aa....
Mrs. Tang: So, after this chapter, no more chapters to teach you all, right?
2e: Noo...
Mrs. Tang: Yay.
Mrs. Tang: You know, in the Year of the Dragon, the number of babies born can increase by about 30,000. Hey, what year are you girls born in?
2e: Monkey...
Lianne: Which explains alot.
2e: Lol..
Mrs. Tang: And would you girls take these things into account when you have children?
2e: No...
Sarah: How 'bout you Mrs. Tang? What year would you wanna give birth in?
Mrs. Tang: [blushing] Oh, I don't know.
2e: When would you wanna have a baby?
Mrs. Tang: Well, i haven't thought about it. Maybe-
Random Person: NOW.
Hui Ling: [talking to her shoe] You stupid ah, You think you very white issit? You are not, lor. You actually very dirty leh. Why? Har? Because I say so, lor. You eediot, lah.
Omg.. FINALLY taking a break from mugging like hell... i have NOT abandoned this blog, k? promise i'll post like hell when the bloddy exams are over on wednesday!
EXAM STRESS
Today's life sciences and physics was BAADDD... :(
oh well, the history exam was the funniest. Not the actual exam, which I hope i pass, (birthday luck, haha) but the stuff around it...
Mrs Chan: [walking into class] Oi! Get out! Time for the exam!
2e: [screaming and frantically flipping trough the textbooks]
Sarah: Mrs. Chan, you look very pretty today.
Mrs. Chan: Shut up lah! I not the one marking your paper right? Don't waste your time!
And today, during the physics exam, some of the questions were really unclear. [hello, it was apparently set by Ms. Or.] So, anyway, alot of us were asking questions..(say it with me: CHERYL!!!!!) even I had to ask Mrs. Low about where the hell this certain point X was and all that.. Even Jaime woke up to ask her smth.. (hehe)
Then she started screaming about how "yoo oll muste nut feesh for answels" (You all must not fish for anwers), and how we were "oll deeslupting the axe-am and thees is sheeting" (disrupting the exam and this is cheating.0
-__-"
And, at the same time, Mrs. Chan was sitting down and admiring her shoes. They were quite nice, actually. Pink!! Haha.. and definitely nicer than the hideous ones a certain Mrs. ______ used to wear. But the heels were super high, and we had so manyquestions about the physics paper, that poor Mrs. Chan had to keep on walking to get Mrs. Low, and finally, the poor woman was like "OI! u all ask Mrs. Low in one shot can or not? I must keep on running to get her! Very tiring, lor! In heels some more!"
And everyone was laughing, and I'm sure Esther gave her this sympathetic look, like I-totally-agree-with-you-why-dont-you-go-and-have-a-spa-like-i-do-when-im-stressed?
And Mrs. Chan gave her this Yah-lor-but-im-stuck-here-doing-this-rubbish-lor look.
Hehe..
And one time during the physics exam, Seow came in, andI heard Mrs. Chan giggling, and I looked up and he was flashing her this thumbs up sign. I think she was showing him her shoes? I dunno..
Then, he said "Oh mmy gawd, I have those exact same shoes!"
Joking.
But it would have been funny if he had said that.. Sighhh.. if only the world revolved according to ME. lolx...
Oh well, let me tell you about what happened during assembly a couple of days ago.. Cant remember which day it was.
Mr. Ong and Mrs. Chan came down for assembly together. And they were standing next to each other and talking and laughing.
Then Seow came. He looked upset. [hmmm... wonder why? :P]
According to reliable sources in 2e, he was shooting covert looks at Mrs. Chan and Mr. Ong.
[2e girl: He was looking at them? Oooh.. who was he eyeing? Chan or ONG??]
Bwahahaha... But seriously, it sad that all male teachers in MGS are labelled as gay. I don't think so. Except Tommy Ng. And another one whose still teaching in the skool, so i shant reveal its-whoops i mean HIS- name. He doesnt teach us, but he wears TIGHT PURPLE SHIRTS.
Purple is the international gay colour. Also, he acts really gayly apparently.
But other than those two, I doubt any of the others are gay. Mr. Low did NOT have a crush on Mr. Ong, David Loh is NOT going out with Seow (Loh is engaged), Seow and Ong are NOT having an affair, etc. Of course, these are just assumptions. You never now.. What if they are actually going out? hehe
So, back to Chan and Ong. So, according to 2e, (all 36 of us were, of course, paying attention to what was going on), after alot of talking and laughing between Mr. Ong and Mrs. Chan, Mr. Seow cleared his throat. Loudly. And obviously. Ong glanced up, looked at Seow, and moved away from Mrs. Chan slightly. Oooooh... hahaha
And, before I forget, heres this convo between Nic and me.
Nicole: I think Mrs. Thomsett's like the perfect woman.
Rivali: Mmhmm...
Nicole: Really! She's like, pretty, and smart, and nice-
Rivali: Nice? NICE??
Nicole: Well, maybe she's not nice to you lah, but generally...
Rivali: She hated me last year.
Nicole: [sighs, indicating that she had given up, yet sort of agrees with me.]
Aaaaaaaand.... lastly, History extra lessons. Mr. Seow allowed girls from other classes to come, so, of course, along came MEERA RAJAH, SHREYANKA, and SU-LYN.
Contrary to what you are currently thinking, we DID pay attention, and i took LOTS of notes. But Meera was laughing explosively once in a while, and Yanka was, ofcourse, telling her to shut up. Yanka seemed so responsible! Haha..
Mr. Seow: [explaining why the Sultan of Brunei wasn't elected as Agong] For, example, I have just joined MGS, right? If I applied for becoming principal-\
Meera: He just joined MGS? Hey, why isn't he wearing MG uniform?
Rivali: Yanka, you look like a frog.
Yanka: [nods]
Rivali: Mr. Seow sort of looks like one too..
Yanka: [nods]
Rivali: You look like each other.
Yanka: [nods]
Rivali: You should go for each other.
Yanka: [nods]
Rivali: You should get married...
Yanka: [nods, then realises what she just did, and shakes her head vigorously]
Mr. Seow: Girls, keep quiet, please!
Everyone: [keeps on talking.]
Mr. Seow: I'm gonna scream!
Everyone: [keeps on talking and ignores him]
Mr. Seow: I'm gonna scream!
Meera: Can I join you?
Rivali: No, Meera, no.
Everyone: [keeps on talking.]
Mr. Seow: I'm gonna scream!
Meera: You need screaming lessons?
Yanka: Shut up, Meera.
Everyone: [keeps on talking.]
Mr. Seow: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!
Meera: Lets call Mr. Seow Kermit. Kermit the frog. Sesame street wannabe. Haha. Kermit. He's hot.
Rivali: WTH??
Su-lyn: I love kifo. (this is untrue, and Su-lyns gonna kill me)
Meera: Mr. Seow, who do you think is hotter, King Kong, Godzilla, Mr. Ong or Teo Lee Lee?
Mr. Seow: Oh no.. Don't ask me to choose...
Meera: I know who YOU'RE gonna say.. Teo Lee Lee rite? Betcha think she's hot. You're in love with her.
Mr. Seow: Oh yes, I find Teo Lee Lee EXTREMELY hot..
Meera: Are you and Mr. Ong like, dating or something?
Mr. Seow:[ whacks Meera's shoulder]
Meera: Violence is a sign of pregnancy!
Ok, going now...
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