Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Mood: Reminiscent (is that a word?) Music: Come To Me - P. Diddy ft. Nicole Scherzinger
Yesterday was the 2e class party. <333> It was at Jermaine's house. When I reached there, i couldn't see anyone, so I called Jer. She told me that the class was "loitering" around the ground floor. So, I turned my head towards the playground and saw like, literally the whole class hanging on this rope pyramid there. Shaking my head, I made my way there, and joined them on the pyramid.
First thing I heard - -"What if this pyramid collapses?" -"We will all die lor."
Then, I joined in an enthusiastic discussion about how we would make headlines, if we all died at that moment. Someone said that it would be "a perfect ending to a great year- that we would all go to heaven together." I don't know if she was joking. Examples of headlines: "Class Party Ends In Heavenly Bliss." " 36 Monkeys Die At The Same Time." "Finally! Morons Gone Forever At Last!"
[Alot of us are not in the pic, cuz many pple (including me!) hadn't come yet.]
Warning: We were utterly spastic during the class party, and the above is just a fraction of the horror you will endure if you continue reading this post. . . . . . . Aiyah, you will read anyway, right?
So, after playing on the rope pyramid, we went to the merry-go-round. It was this super fun . But Sotong fell off. Haha..Well, she wasn't hurt, so I guess its fine. :D
Then, we went up to the barbeque pit and started the fire. Yeah, and it was super funny, cuz at one time, Sarah, Hui Ling and I were fanning the flames. We all have asthma, and I don't think we were supposed to get close to the smoke. Oh, whatever.
Then, everyone munched on chips and some drinks [No alcohol this time.. :( ] I guess we were just enjoying each others' company, knowing it was like, our last time together. So. we just barbecued stuff and took pictures and did rubbish, until about.. 7? Yeah, thats when we got really hyper.
Only Zhang had worn a swimsuit; the rest of us came in normal clothes, but we decided to go swimming anyway. At first no-one wanted to get wet, until Daphne and some other innocent person 'wrestled' and pushed each other into small pool. [Only 0.5 m ] Then, everyone started splashing each other.
After a while, we got tired of the small pool, so we sat on this small slide, and -i think almost everyone in 2e- slid into the pool. Then this stupid security guard appeared, and ordered us to get out of the pool, because we weren't wearing proper swimsuits. He told us that we could swim "only if we were in proper attire."
2e's Reaction: "Shut up lor." "Like, what do you want us to do? Strip to our bra and panties issit? That looks like a bikini, right?" "*$%^&*@!%%&#!!!!!!" "Lets just jump back in." "Hey, lets throw our water bombs at the security guard." "Let's push him into the pool." "Rabbit!"
But, we're not exactly the quiet type of class, and Jer started arguing with him, and if I were him, I would have been intimidated. Really, really, intimidated. But, he didn't let use the pool. Well, whatever. The moment he was out of sight, we jumped back into the small pool. Then another security guard came back, and ordered us to get out. -___-
2e's plan on how to get into the pool. [we dint do this in the end, but it was hilarious]
Jermaine: [slipping] Noooo! I'm falling into the pool!! (falls in, waving her hands dramatically) Rivali: Nooooo! Jermaine! I'll save you! (jumps in to save Jer) Sarah: That was a courageous thing to do, Rivali! But...but.. you can't swim!!! [Rivali and Jermaine are both screaming, and gasping for air, desperately trying to save themselves.Sarah jumps into the pool.] Sarah: Arrrgh!! Foot cramp! Oh no! I'm going under!! [Sarah starts drowning.] Hui Ling: Salad my love! Don't leave me! [Hui Ling jumps in in a desperate attempt to save Sarah.] Hui Ling: Aaargh! No! My foot got caught in seaweed! Hellppp... [Hui Ling starts sinking] Zoe: Oh no! Somebody save them! Esther: But..but... how can Hui Ling's foot be caught in seaweed? This is a pool, not the ocean! Hello, what the hell- AAAAAAHHHH!! [Someone pushes Esther in.] Esther: I shall not swim. I don't do work.] [Esther begins to go under water, as she refuses to 'work.']
And so on and so forth, until the whole of 2e is in the pool again.. ----
I am SUCH a great script writer right?
Btw, all of us can swim.
So, after plotting evilly on how to kill the security guard, we trooped upstairs to do other stuff. Yeah, so we were sitting in a circle near the barbeque pit, and after a few failed attempts to play "Truth or Truth," we we all discussed our favourite moments in 2e.
The Cockroach Incident Ahhh... I got into SO MUCH trouble for this one. You see, I threw a fake cockroach up in the air one fateful English lesson with Mr. Low. And 2e was in on the plan, so they all purposely started screaming and standing on their chairs and jumping. Thanks for your support!! :D Well, Mr. Low never realised it was a fake cockroach, but he scolded me for 'disrupting the class' and told me not to pick up cockroaches if I was 'so scared of them.' Then he demanded to know where the cockroach was. So I thought "Shit Rivali, you're dead," but Sotong quickly crawled under her table and retrieved the cockroach, then the rest of the class told Mr. Low that it must have flown out. It wasn't exactly an example of good behaviour, but I think it brought us together as a class, and we'll always look upon that day fondly and go- "Ahhh... the cockroach incident.."
Ms. Cheah's Birthday Party Another class bonding thing. We all united and made that poster, contributed money for the cake, together. Remember hiding in the empty classroom, trying (unsuccessfully) to keep quiet? And Esther and I were the "spies" - we were lurking outside on the balcony, to alert the others when we saw Ms. Cheah coming. Then we realised that Ms. Cheah had gone to the lab and was waiting for us there? Then we all stood on the 2e balcony and kept on signalling her to come up. And, in the end, we sang the birthday song to her with Jer holding the cake, right outside the Sec 4 classrooms. I am SURE they were super pissed at us. And ofcourse, Ms. Cheah reminding us - "How about the test we were supposed to go through today girls??" Well, F.Y.I, in the end, she ended up going through the answers in the canteen, while 2e devoured her birthday cake.... The Book Parade
Wait, that was in 2005.
Being Weird to Mr. Seow I'm not proud of it. But 2e became united. Together, we learnt how to tirelessly exasperate someone. Oh yeah, I'm sorry for disrupting lessons! :D -----
Big digression. Back to the class party.
So we all had a GREAT time. Except Jaime.I mean, she was ALWAYS doing something else. She NEVER sat down with the class. She didn't give a damn about 2e - it was obvious. But then why the hell did she come at all?? I mean, you don't have to go there and just ruin people's moods you know. Its not like we would have missed you oh-so-much.
ANYWAYYYY, I told a series of tofu jokes which Shakti had told me, and Salad and Xiao just started laughing at a non-funny part!!! So weird! Then I started laguhing too, and now, we just laugh at the non funny part... -___-'' They made me tell the same joke SIX TIMES!!! Poor Nic was so exasperated.
Nic For the whole year I thought she hated me. Seriously. Dunno why.. you know sometimes you just get a feeling? So I decided to not end the year with bad feelings. I asked her about it, and she said No, I don't hate you, and we cleared it up. So, yay! :D
Nic: I got the sms you sent me, I just couldn't reply cuz my handphone's got no more money! Sorry, and thanks. :D
Then, we decided to prank call teachers...
MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
First we called Mr. Seow. He didn't pick up, so 2e left him a ... er.. *nice* voicemail. It involved singing "Happy Birthday" even though it was no-one's birthday, singing the Powerpuff Girls' Theme Song, [Fighting crime, trying to save the world, they make it just in time...you know that one?] screaming stuff about frogs, and just saying rubbish. But 2e called to confuse him, and since it was a voicemail, there was no bewildered Mr. Seow saying- "But..but- hello??" So, we put down the phone after like.. 3 mins? Yeah, we spent the next 5 minutes imitating his reaction after hearing the voicemail. [It involved fainting, dropping the phone and running away, etc.]
Then, we decided to call Ms. Cheah. This was more fun, since she picked up. We started singing the Powerpuff Girls song again, then progressed to 2e's never-forgotten, ever-entertaining pasttime of teasing her about Mr. Ong. We pretended to be Mr. Ong, even though Ms. Cheah already knew it was us. Then we asked her if she was on a date, etc, to which she replied "Its none of your business." So ofcourse, ******, who doesn't really like Ms. Cheah, had to say- " I bet you're NOT on a date.. Mwahahaha.." ---
Then, the 2e class party slowly drew to an end, with us all hugging each other, and people crying.
We'll always rock, 2e!!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
