Flabajaba.

"Will things ever be the same again?


It's the final countdown.."


- Europe,'The Final Countdown'


♥ Me.

Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...


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Thursday, September 21, 2006

12:36 pm

haaalo.... School isn't really interesting anymore.. Cuz everyone needs to study and all... AAARGH i'm seriously dead.. Haven't really started studying much... :( Hahaha... so, anyway, I seriously thought I was in trouble ytd.. Because of THIS blog... I know its on the grey line between acceptable and unacceptable.. Especially since some tchrs know about it.. So i was thinking of shutting it down..

BUT I SHALL NOT.

For the time being anyways.. :D

Shall not talk about what happened though.I'll post some quotes and stuff...


Amrit: [trying, unsuccessfully, to unsettle Seow] What did you work as before you came to work in MGS?
Mr. Seow: [Succeeding in unsettling Amrit] STRIPPERRR....

Amrit: [to Seow] Did you have a hangover last night?
Mr. Seow: No, I had one on Saturday.


Mrs. Chan: Oi! I asked you all to compare answers with all the people in the class! All the people from the left side of the class never went to the right side lor!
Xiao Hui, Esther, Nicole and Sarah: Rivali came here! Rivali came here!
Mrs. Chan: Walau leh. Rivali's always at your table lah! Even in the middle of class she go there one ah.Shut up! She's not counted! Rivali, ah... [continues abusing me]


Mrs. Lim: [Teaching Probability] Now class, in a pack of cards if there are no jokers, the probability of-
Sarah: Rivali's a joker..
Me: I'm not a joker, I'm a terrorist.
Mrs. Lim: [ignoring us] How many of you in the class have never seen a pack of cards before?
[Mean and evil people like Salad, Hui Ling and me put up our hands..]
Mrs. Lim: I shall bring a pack of cards tomorrow..
Astrid: WOOHOO!!! CASINO!!
Morons: GAMBLE!!! CASINO!! YEAHH!!

Mrs. Chan: Oi! Listen! Your Teachers' Day video, ah. You be careful okay? You don't embarrass anybody! You know that poor man [Mr. Seow] there ah, he very scared about what you are going to do in that video, ok.. Donno what to do! And I don't want anybody imitating me screaming at you for homework or whatever! You hear me??

Daphne: [during maths] You know, if we didn't have covered shoes, we could count to 20 better...

Mr. Seow: Can we start the lesson now?? Stop talking! Oi! Esther.. I said stop talking.. What did you say? Can you keep quiet and just let me teach??
Esther: [sticks her tongue out at him when his back is turned]

Mrs. Ng: [complaining about the stupid people she had to examine during the English Oral Exam] Just because you see tents on a school field in the picture doesn't mean its a school camp! It could be a church camp right? Or other people could be using the premises right? Honestly, these sort of stupid- Huh? What did you say Esther? Did you say that for your Oral Exam??
Esther: I didn't get that picture.. I got another one.
Mrs. Ng: Oh. How...sad..
Esther: Shut up.

Me: [during Life sciences]Is it possible for a man-plant to be created?
Ms. Sim: I don't know! [irritated that we're asking her dumb questions.]
Hui Ling: How 'bout a fish plant?
Daphne: You know, its possible that Mrs. Lim is a man-plant because her hair looks like a bird's nest.

Mr. Seow: Oi! Who said yes?
Xiao Hui: Yes to what?
Mr. Seow: Yes to me being naggy... Am I??
Everyone: Yess....
Mr. Seow: [looks hurt]
Sarah: But there's nothing wrong with being naggy..
Me: Yeah, everyone will just hate you... [JOKING]

[during Geography, half the class is huddled around Nicole and Xiao Hui's desk, gossiping about the teachers, right in FRONT of Mrs. Tang]
Nicole: So, then Mr. Seow was like, 'I have a chihuahua' and-
Xiao Hui: Yah! Its name is Baby. And everyday-
Mrs. Tang: Oi!
[We all get scared, thinking she's gonna scold us.]
Mrs. Tang: Oi! Turn towards me! I want to hear the story too! (laughs maniacally)
[Storytelling session continues, now with a new participant- Mrs. Emily Tang.]
Sarah: This love thing is so funny... Especially Mr. Seow and Ms. Ho and Mrs. Thomsett and Mrs. Ng...
Cheryl: Mrs. Tang, why don't you join in the race for Mr. Seow too?
Mrs. Tang: Whatt???
Sarah: She's married!!
Cheryl: Sorry Mrs. Tang... Hey, isn't Mrs. Thomsett married too??
Me: Shut up lah! Who cares??
Nicole: Oh, and Mr. David Loh and Mr. Seow are competing for Mrs. Thomsett by the way..
Ivfen: What the hell??
Cheryl: But she's married!!
Everyone: So?? Who cares??
Esther: Maybe Gina (Thomsett) likes Mr. Seow better than the Ang Mor guy lor..

Mrs. Ng: The ladies of Maycomb were treating Scout like a child.. Like talking down to her. Children HATE that by the way... Hasn't anyone come up to you girls when you were young and said "AWW..So cute!" And pinched ur cheeks?
Me: Someone tried.... I punched them..
Mrs. Ng: People used to pinch my sister's cheeks alot when I was young.. Cuz my sister was very pretty. People used to tell her how pretty she looked, then look at me and say- "Urgh.. What happened to this one?? Eeew..Look at her nose!" Honestly, my sister was a beauty queen.. She looked Eurasian.. Hard to believe right? Looking at me..
Everyone: Aww... [feeling bad]
Mrs. Ng: But seriously, never talk down to children.. I have friends who asked my son- "So, u you wanna go RI or ACS?" Then my son said "Excuse me, but I'm only P4." Some of my friends ask my sons stupid questions.. Then my son will say - "Mu-um. Your fre-end." And then my husband's like nudging me cuz he's being rude but...

Values Ed Trainer: So one day, I was going to the mall, and just as I was parking my car, this lorry came and took my spot. At first I was very angry, but then I realised, that, its not such a big deal.. So I let it pass..
Hui Ling: WHAT??? Go to hell lor! You stupid or what?? Just ram him down with your car, lah!

Okie dokies.. thats all for now.. :)

Rivali



YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;