Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
Hey hey people... Today was.. TEACHERS DAY!!!! Yes.. a.k.a, The Day When Students Get To Bully Teachers and Scare The Hell Out of Them...
So... where to start? I was super late for school today.. like reached there at 7:30, in the middle of the national anthem. Watever. So, there were alot of pple who were late, and I think I saw Mrs. Thomsett's car like, ahead of us. And the moment I saw her in FRONT of my car, I started screaming "DADDY!! DADDY!!! WE'RE LATER THAT GINA!!!! OH SHIT that means we're really late!! Drive FASTER, Drive faster!!" And I was like, getting hysterical and hitting my dad... Hahaha..'
So, anyway, I reached skool and the Aces day exercise was cancelled because it was raining... And since I missed assembly, my friends gave me a detailed account of wat Mr. Seow and Mrs. Chan were wearing... Apparently, she wore a brown miniskirt, which subsequently elevated her status in Estherland.,.. Sorry, being random.. [ps: Esther is a good friend of mine who is a bimbo... :P] And Seow like, wore this weird red and blue thing... Dunno, i wasn't there..
So then, after taking pictures, its time for the Teachers' Day Concert. All we knew about the concert was that some of the teachers were supposed to wear their school uniforms. So we sat down, (2e got a position right in front of the hall) and we waited and we waited and we waited.... Suddenly, we saw a schoolgirl yelling at the people onstage. Then we looked closer.. It was Ms. Cheryl Ng.. Turns out she was a prefect in MGS... None of us could believe..hahaha.
FINALLY, the teachers arrived. First came Ms. Kon, who was wearing normal clothes. Then Mrs. Yap and Mrs. Corrine Sim walked in, both in MG uniform.. Then some of the other teachers walked in, all wearing MG uniform.. The teachers who wore uniform (the ones I can remember)were - Ms. Tania Tang, Mrs. Chen Kok Peng, Mrs. Gina Thomsett, Ms. Cheryl Ng, Mrs. Grace Poh, Mrs. Catherine Cheong, Mrs. Catherine Choo, Ms. Tan Choon Gan, Ms. Louisa Or, Mrs. Celine Seetoh, Mrs. Maggie Yeo, Mrs. Natalie Lim, Ms. Susan Thomas, etc. They all really looked like schoolgirls..hahaha
Then... MRS. CHAN. Wearing MG uniform.. She wss marching down the red carpet, standing between two people, who she was linking arms with. Who are they? They're wearing MG uniform... Hmmm...They don't resemble any of our female teachers.... Oh! Now we know why! Cuz they're male! Give it up for....
MR. ONG KIM FONG and MR. MELVIN SEOW!!!!!
Oh gosh... when I saw both of them wearing the MGS uniform and being marched into the hall by Mrs. Chan, I just nearly collapsed with laughter.. I mean, we HAD been trying to force Seow to wear MG uniform, but we had been unsuccessful. (Or so we thought.) Gosh, he had even clipped up his hair. And Mr. Ong's skirt was like, super short, and Esther was like, glaring at him, cuz -apparently- she thought he had better legs than her.. And Shakti was drooling over Mr. Seow's legs, which she thought were very shapely... After Chan, Seow and Ong came the rest of the teachers who hadn't bothered to wear school uni.. And after everyone had sat down, Mrs. Ng made her grand entrance. She marched in with a cup of coffee in one hand, glared in disdain at all the teachers wearing MG uniform, narrowed her eyes at Mr. Seow, who was flirting with Ms. Ng, clenched her hand into a fist when she saw Mrs. Chan and Mr. Ong looking at each other, bared her teeth at her arch-enemy Mrs. Thomsett, then sat down after managing to kick some teachers she despised. And a couple of videos made by classes were shown to the school.. 2e's one wasn't shown though.. Something about being 'Too Offensive.' Sarah and Jer really put in an effort on it, okay! Sarah, Jer and Me even appealed to Ms. Ho. And like, the wednesday before Teachers' Day i stayed back and burned the video onto a cd [I actually succeeded in burning the cd, even though I have never NEVER done it before..]and was like totally late for tuition... But, watever. I shall post the pictures in my next post and the vid here when we get back the cd...Which we haven't even got back yet...
Then 2d did this retro dance which was really cool... And Meera Rajah was super funny.. She was like, waving her hands about and looked like she didn't know what to do.. And we were all like "Go Meera!" and "Go Yanka!!" Meera Rajah... what can I say about Meealalajar... If u look at my tagboard, you'll see her trying to get people to help her start World War 3... She thinks King Kong is hot.. She can imitate teachers like hell... Meelalajar.. Astrid is in love with her... Ok, sorry.. She'll probably hate me now.. Astrid's STRAIGHT, okay people?
Then the teachers in uniform went up on stage and sang this really sweet song. :)
Yeah..but the worst was yet to come..... Because after the concert was when us morons from 2e went into the staffroom and gave the teachers their presents.. Mwaahahaha... So, we went in there and it was really really crowded. So we first made our way to Mdm Teo Lee Lee. (The racist Chinese teacher.) And we were like, trying to force her to wear this bikini which Esther brought to school for no obvious reason. So then, we decided to torture the teacehrs with Esther's bikini...Now, since I dunno Chinese, I got the Chinese dialogue from Hui Ting's blog..
Lao shi: Ni men zai gan shen me la?! 2e: Ching chang chong chang!!! Ni men dou hen ben. Ching chang chong chong....
Cheryl Ng: Whose bikini is this?? Morons: Esthers... Cheryl Ng: [flinging it away] Aiyah, too small for me leh... Morons: HAHAHAAHA.. Esther: [looks offended and glares at everyone.] Random pupil from another class: Happy Teachers' Day Ms. Ng! [to us] What subject does Ms. Ng teach you? Morons: Music.. Random Pupil: Aiyah you sure fail one lah... Morons: We all passed 'ready...
Then, when we gave the bikini to Mrs. Chan, she gazed at it in admiration for a while, before grabbing it and returning to her seat....
Morons: Oi!! Give it back!! Its not for you!!!! Esther: Don't tell her its mine! Don't tell anybody its mine!!!
Then, we went hunting for Seow who wasn't there.. But we soon spotted him entering the staffroom.. He had (thankfully) changed out of the MG uniform, unlike Mr. Ong, and was wearing an ACS uniform... We cornered him..
Morons: Happy Teachers' Day!! Mr. Seow: Thank you girls..[ accepts our presents graciously] Morons: You were a prefect councillor in school??? Rivali: What a loser... ( I didn't mean it) Mr. Seow: Well, yes and- [Is distracted, as one of us throws the bikini at him] Morons: MWAAAhahahaaha.. Mr. Seow: What is this? Get this bra away from me!!! Whose is it??? Esther: [murderously]Tell him my name, and die.... Morons: Erm.. we er- found it on the floor..
Seow then flung the bikini away. We threw it back at him. He threw it back. We threw it back at him again.. this continued for a few minutes until- Mr. Seow: STOP!!! Please just get it away from me.. Really I- [He is unable to continue, as Sarah puts the bikini right on top of his head.]
Ok, so after that, we asked him about his salt shaker.. Cuz Nicole's sister's class, 4B3, is Ms. Ho's form class. So they gave her this pepper shaker, and asked us to give Mr. Seow the matching salt one.. And we did.. So the morons gave him the present and told him to go find the other half... Later, he said that he had asked Ms. Ng but she didn't have it... So we 'guided' him to Ms. Ho's table where the pepper and salt shakers were reunited.. :) And Ms. Ho was like glaring at all of us and him, so we apologize if we jeopardised your relationship, Ms. Ho and Mr. Seow..
Yeah, so thats pretty much it.. I shall tell u guyz later about this super funny party I went to with my frenz and about this guy called Horny Mushroom...
The End! (of a very very long post) Rivali!
YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
