Hey guys... Nothing much happened today... Actually, thats how I usually start my posts - "Nothing much hapened today." But then, at the end, I realise the post is super long, and theres NO way anyone is gonna believe that the day waas uneventful. So then I delete the sentence....
Okay..so- Hello people.. ALOT happened today. Yadayadayada.. I bet today's the day i'll find nothing to blog about... Okay, shall stop yakking...
So, today, during recess, Jermaine, Sarah and Me had to go talk to Mr. Seow about something. Then its like, we were standing outside the staffroom door and talking... BAD CHOICE...VERY bad choice... Not only did Jer and Salad make it a point to greet every teacher which passed us (the rate of which was about 1 teacher per 5 seconds), the teachers which passed us were the type 2e likes to gossip about, and most of them were the ones involved with Mr. Seow, if you know what I mean. [wink wink, nudge nudge] Well, according to 2e anyway...
So, i cant remember the order in which they passed us, but I think one of the funniest was Mrs. Nat Lim. She like came out, and we greeted her. Then she spoke to Seow for like- 2 seconds? Then she went off. 5 seconds later, she comes back, yanks open the staffroom door, and yells, "OI! HOW LONG ARE YOU TAKING???" Then like 2 other teachers came out after her, and they were like discussing... was it football? I dunno...my memory's sorta blur..
So THEN came Ms. Cheryl Ng. This one was the funniest. [Yes, fellow morons of 2e, it was Cheryl Ng. Laugh. Laugh EVILLY.] So, the three of us say "Good morning Ms. Ng.." Then, unable to control ourselves, we start laughing hysterically. Seow and Cheryl Ng Share a look of exasperation.
Then, Mr. Seow says "Hel-lo Ms. Ng." Super politely. Then Ms. Ng says "Hey, Mr. Seow."
We laugh.
Then, Ms. Ng says, "Well, Mr. Seow, I won't keep you from you ardent fans."
They look at each other -briefly- before she drifts into the staffroom, both staring wistfully at each other. Then, he turns back to Sarah, Jer, and me, who are looking on eagerly, and asks me "This is going to go on your blog isn't it?"
So, since I don't lie, I say " Yes, of course." And well, here it is. Mwahahaha..
That would have been the end of it if Ms. Ng hadn't come out of the staffroom two minutes later. I mean, the three of us started laughing, and Seow and Ng shared this secret look..
Ms. Ng gave him a "Don't-worry,they-don't-know-a-thing.I'll-meet-you-in-the-evening-after-school-look."
Then Mr. Seow looked at her in a way that said "Yeah-okay-I'll catch-you-later. Love-ya."
Then she smiled and gave him a "I'm-totally-looking-forward-to-meeting-you-later. See-you. And-I'm-pissed-off-because-I-gotta-go-teach-stupid-little-brats-instead-of-being-with-you-darling" look.
Then he gave her a "Okay-me-too-and-you-look-hot-by-the-way" look.
And she looked at him in a seductive-egoistic "Yeah-I-know-I look-good" way.
Then Jer, Sarah and me gave each other a "See-its-true! They-are-going-out-and-we-shall-tell-the-whole-world-look." Then we gave Mr. Seow a "We-shall-find-out-your-secret-one-day. We're-totally-prepared-for-it. I've-gotta-camera-in-my-pocket" look. [Ms. Ng was gone by then.] Then Seow gave us a "One-day-you-shall-pay-and-I-shall-be-the-one-who-makes-you-pay" look. So after that, we looked at him in a way that said "Oh-really?Bring-it-on.We-shall-slaughter-anyone-who-stands-in-our-way."
Then we resumed talking about what we had come for.
Hahaha... [Btw: Everything in red is crap.]
Btw, some of the other teachers who passed us were Mrs. Ng (Meng), Mrs. Thomsett, and some other people.
And later, we were discussing about it, and Sarah, Jer and me realised that we would have just collapsed with laughter if Ms. Ho had walked by..
Bye!
Rivali
