Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:1D '05, 2e '06 <33,3e '07, 4e '08
School: MGS
I <3: Family, My dogs, 2e, 4e, MORONS, painting, designing, writing weird stories, being generally weird, unsettling people...
AAAAAARRRGHHHH... Lit test was HORRIBLE. I'm sure gonna fail... But its okay, since I was expecting it... Okay, lets start in order.
Chapel: It was great.. Sarah, Esty, Char, Lala, and Cheryl really put in alot of effort.. But I feel Mrs. ____ was a bit... insensitive. In the middle of the whole thing, she was walking around and suddenly saw Diseased Eyeball on the wall. (FYI: Diseased Eyeball is 2e's class pet, apart from Fungi and Goldilocks. Its a toxic jelly-like thing which sticks onto things. I had stuck in on the wall, and it was looking quite gross there.) So then, she asked Hui Ling what it was, and she pointed to me. So in the middle of chapel, she was like, screaming at me to clean the wall. Quite disrespectful leh.. And then, when Cheryl was like speaking to the class later, as part of the chapel, she told Cheryl "Oi! You got nothing to say, then you sit down lah. Don't drag on. I got something to do." We all felt it was really really mean. And after a while, it stops being funny. People get exasperated and don;t get good impressions, cuz even though you think people like Cheryl will just bounce back, EVERYONE HAS FEELINGS. Surprise of the century.
Ok, I'm not supposed to diss teachers, so I'll stop, but that Mrs. ____ has hurt ALOT of pple's feelings.
Anyway, we got back our Physics test marks. Not only did I pass, I was quite happy with my marks!! :D I was very surprised lor... Anyway, Hui Ling did quite well too, but she wasn't very happy, cuz Mr. Slow (what Xiao and gang call Mrs. Low) minused five marks from some question. So since the test was on light, and mirrors and yadayadayada, she purposely wrote all her questions oppositely, like in a mirror. So, Zoe and I didn't know whether to laugh, or cry, or scold her, or rejoice in her defiance, or blah blah...
Its seriously fun talking to Zoe and Claire... Quite unexpected lah.. In January, I thought Claire was like, a super hardworking, study-obsessed person. And Zoe was the quiet, responsible type (who I never get along with...lol) But then, after I changed places (because the tchrs were complaining abt Amrit and Me sitting together) I sat like, in front of Zoe.. And I found out how nice she was... and moronic... Haha...And I really thank God that I'm sitting in such a nice place in class. Maybe too far away to hear Mrs. Ng when she talks (hehe) but, I've got Daphne <33,>
Life Science- Rivali: Polyhydroxyalkanoate? AAAARGH! Whats that? Some new way of making us fail in the exams?? Daphne: Yeah.. What a crappy name. What did they do, add in random alphabets?
So, know you know how we REALLY feel about life sciences.
Okay, so I've been talking enough about innocent stuff and all that, so lets shift focus to....ENGLISH LESSON. Yes! Otherwise known as the Time of Chaos and Disorder! Yippee! So, thinking abt English, I remember Friday's Lesson...
Mr. Seow: If you fail in your Oral Exam, i will kick you all. Cheryl: How about our Comprehension? Mr. Seow: If you fail in Compre, I will bite you all. Esther: [gasps and covers her boobs] Mr. Seow: [agitated] Esther! Put your hands down! I would never do that! Thats very gross okay! Honestly, you girls always think... [mumbles incoherently about how gross we are; clearly in a state of shock.]
So, like today was funny. Hui Ling and Zoe were drawing this picture of this really gross pig with hair and glasses.. (It was not Mr. Seow.) So, then he walked by, and saw the picture. Then he was like "IS THAT ME????" Poor thing.. We all felt very sorry for him.. hahaha..
And Amrit decided to lecture him on his conduct during lessons. She was like "You know, whats wrong with you? One day you come in and say weird stuff, the other day you come with your zipper undone-" Then, Seow thouht she was talking about the present moment, so he like, covered that part.. [refer to my June archives for a detailed version of the day known to 2e as "The Day He Came With His Zipper Undone.] And 2e erupted into a melee of maniacal laughter and screams.
Sarah didn't see wat had happened, so she was like yelling "WHAT?? WHAT HAPPENED??" Then I yelled at her "HE TOUCHED HIS THING!!!!!" and she went "OH MY GOSH!!!!" And everyone was screaming their heads off. Xiao Hui was shouting "RABBIT! YOU ARE A BAD RABBIT!!!!" And Nicole was buzzing like she always does when she laughs [Like a vibrator, according to Esther], and Hui Ling was giggling in that high-pitched way of hers. People were rolling on the floor, Amrit was surveying the chaotic scene before her in satisfaction, and Esther was like, prattling about the wonders of her boyfriend's body. Claire was trying to study, Zhang was looking horrified. Hui Ting was scaring everyone by laughing like a maniac, and -you know what?- we were having FUN.
The 2e drink.
-One part hardcore alcoholic beverage. -One part Cranbery Vodka (recommended to us by Mrs. Thomsett) -One part evil -One part maniacism -One part studies -One part torturing teachers -One part nonsense -One part friendship -One part laughter -One part love <33333
Mix them all together, and you get a highly delicious drink which can never ever be replicated, will never be forgotten and will always be loved. :]
[ps: This is why half of us 2e gals are die-hard alcoholics.]
Joking, joking!
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YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;
