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Name:Rivali Dass
Age:16 :)
Birthday: 5th Oct '92
Class:~~1D '05~~, ~~2e '06 <33~~,~~3e '07~~, 4e '08
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Thursday, August 31, 2006

9:43 pm

Hey hey people... Today was.. TEACHERS DAY!!!! Yes.. a.k.a, The Day When Students Get To Bully Teachers and Scare The Hell Out of Them...

So... where to start? I was super late for school today.. like reached there at 7:30, in the middle of the national anthem. Watever. So, there were alot of pple who were late, and I think I saw Mrs. Thomsett's car like, ahead of us. And the moment I saw her in FRONT of my car, I started screaming "DADDY!! DADDY!!! WE'RE LATER THAT GINA!!!! OH SHIT that means we're really late!! Drive FASTER, Drive faster!!" And I was like, getting hysterical and hitting my dad... Hahaha..'

So, anyway, I reached skool and the Aces day exercise was cancelled because it was raining... And since I missed assembly, my friends gave me a detailed account of wat Mr. Seow and Mrs. Chan were wearing... Apparently, she wore a brown miniskirt, which subsequently elevated her status in Estherland.,.. Sorry, being random.. [ps: Esther is a good friend of mine who is a bimbo... :P] And Seow like, wore this weird red and blue thing... Dunno, i wasn't there..

So then, after taking pictures, its time for the Teachers' Day Concert. All we knew about the concert was that some of the teachers were supposed to wear their school uniforms. So we sat down, (2e got a position right in front of the hall) and we waited and we waited and we waited....
Suddenly, we saw a schoolgirl yelling at the people onstage. Then we looked closer.. It was Ms. Cheryl Ng.. Turns out she was a prefect in MGS... None of us could believe..hahaha.

FINALLY, the teachers arrived. First came Ms. Kon, who was wearing normal clothes. Then Mrs. Yap and Mrs. Corrine Sim walked in, both in MG uniform.. Then some of the other teachers walked in, all wearing MG uniform.. The teachers who wore uniform (the ones I can remember)were - Ms. Tania Tang, Mrs. Chen Kok Peng, Mrs. Gina Thomsett, Ms. Cheryl Ng, Mrs. Grace Poh, Mrs. Catherine Cheong, Mrs. Catherine Choo, Ms. Tan Choon Gan, Ms. Louisa Or, Mrs. Celine Seetoh, Mrs. Maggie Yeo, Mrs. Natalie Lim, Ms. Susan Thomas, etc. They all really looked like schoolgirls..hahaha

Then... MRS. CHAN. Wearing MG uniform.. She wss marching down the red carpet, standing between two people, who she was linking arms with. Who are they? They're wearing MG uniform... Hmmm...They don't resemble any of our female teachers.... Oh! Now we know why! Cuz they're male! Give it up for....

MR. ONG KIM FONG and MR. MELVIN SEOW!!!!!

Oh gosh... when I saw both of them wearing the MGS uniform and being marched into the hall by Mrs. Chan, I just nearly collapsed with laughter.. I mean, we HAD been trying to force Seow to wear MG uniform, but we had been unsuccessful. (Or so we thought.) Gosh, he had even clipped up his hair. And Mr. Ong's skirt was like, super short, and Esther was like, glaring at him, cuz -apparently- she thought he had better legs than her.. And Shakti was drooling over Mr. Seow's legs, which she thought were very shapely...
After Chan, Seow and Ong came the rest of the teachers who hadn't bothered to wear school uni.. And after everyone had sat down, Mrs. Ng made her grand entrance.

She marched in with a cup of coffee in one hand, glared in disdain at all the teachers wearing MG uniform, narrowed her eyes at Mr. Seow, who was flirting with Ms. Ng, clenched her hand into a fist when she saw Mrs. Chan and Mr. Ong looking at each other, bared her teeth at her arch-enemy Mrs. Thomsett, then sat down after managing to kick some teachers she despised.
And a couple of videos made by classes were shown to the school.. 2e's one wasn't shown though.. Something about being 'Too Offensive.'
Sarah and Jer really put in an effort on it, okay! Sarah, Jer and Me even appealed to Ms. Ho. And like, the wednesday before Teachers' Day i stayed back and burned the video onto a cd [I actually succeeded in burning the cd, even though I have never NEVER done it before..]and was like totally late for tuition... But, watever. I shall post the pictures in my next post and the vid here when we get back the cd...Which we haven't even got back yet...

Then 2d did this retro dance which was really cool... And Meera Rajah was super funny.. She was like, waving her hands about and looked like she didn't know what to do.. And we were all like "Go Meera!" and "Go Yanka!!" Meera Rajah... what can I say about Meealalajar... If u look at my tagboard, you'll see her trying to get people to help her start World War 3... She thinks King Kong is hot.. She can imitate teachers like hell... Meelalajar.. Astrid is in love with her... Ok, sorry.. She'll probably hate me now.. Astrid's STRAIGHT, okay people?

Then the teachers in uniform went up on stage and sang this really sweet song. :)

Yeah..but the worst was yet to come..... Because after the concert was when us morons from 2e went into the staffroom and gave the teachers their presents.. Mwaahahaha...
So, we went in there and it was really really crowded. So we first made our way to Mdm Teo Lee Lee. (The racist Chinese teacher.) And we were like, trying to force her to wear this bikini which Esther brought to school for no obvious reason. So then, we decided to torture the teacehrs with Esther's bikini...Now, since I dunno Chinese, I got the Chinese dialogue from Hui Ting's blog..

Lao shi: Ni men zai gan shen me la?!
2e: Ching chang chong chang!!! Ni men dou hen ben. Ching chang chong chong....

Cheryl Ng: Whose bikini is this??
Morons: Esthers...
Cheryl Ng: [flinging it away] Aiyah, too small for me leh...
Morons: HAHAHAAHA..
Esther: [looks offended and glares at everyone.]
Random pupil from another class: Happy Teachers' Day Ms. Ng! [to us] What subject does Ms. Ng teach you?
Morons: Music..
Random Pupil: Aiyah you sure fail one lah...
Morons: We all passed 'ready...

Then, when we gave the bikini to Mrs. Chan, she gazed at it in admiration for a while, before grabbing it and returning to her seat....

Morons: Oi!! Give it back!! Its not for you!!!!
Esther: Don't tell her its mine! Don't tell anybody its mine!!!

Then, we went hunting for Seow who wasn't there.. But we soon spotted him entering the staffroom.. He had (thankfully) changed out of the MG uniform, unlike Mr. Ong, and was wearing an ACS uniform... We cornered him..

Morons: Happy Teachers' Day!!
Mr. Seow: Thank you girls..[ accepts our presents graciously]
Morons: You were a prefect councillor in school???
Rivali: What a loser... ( I didn't mean it)
Mr. Seow: Well, yes and- [Is distracted, as one of us throws the bikini at him]
Morons: MWAAAhahahaaha..
Mr. Seow: What is this? Get this bra away from me!!! Whose is it???
Esther: [murderously]Tell him my name, and die....
Morons: Erm.. we er- found it on the floor..

Seow then flung the bikini away. We threw it back at him. He threw it back. We threw it back at him again.. this continued for a few minutes until-
Mr. Seow: STOP!!! Please just get it away from me.. Really I-
[He is unable to continue, as Sarah puts the bikini right on top of his head.]

Ok, so after that, we asked him about his salt shaker.. Cuz Nicole's sister's class, 4B3, is Ms. Ho's form class. So they gave her this pepper shaker, and asked us to give Mr. Seow the matching salt one.. And we did.. So the morons gave him the present and told him to go find the other half...
Later, he said that he had asked Ms. Ng but she didn't have it... So we 'guided' him to Ms. Ho's table where the pepper and salt shakers were reunited.. :) And Ms. Ho was like glaring at all of us and him, so we apologize if we jeopardised your relationship, Ms. Ho and Mr. Seow..

Yeah, so thats pretty much it.. I shall tell u guyz later about this super funny party I went to with my frenz and about this guy called Horny Mushroom...

The End! (of a very very long post)
Rivali!

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

7:47 pm

Home Econs was like, super funny...

Ms. Loy: Rice is the staple food of every culture in Asia... Maybe except the north Indians, who eat the bread like chapati and all that but- Yes Rivali?
Rivali: People in Mongolia eat goats.

Ms. Loy: Rice is very nutritious! You know, there were some farmers whose chickens were very weak-couldn't even walk. Then ah, they fed the chickens brown rice, and those chickens could run! Run, you know!
Esther: If you feed chickens rocks, they will fly.

Ms. Loy: Don't listen to other people! This salad you're cooking will turn out very nice! It does not taste horrible. You know ah, people go to the fancy fancy restaurants to buy this lor, but you all have it right here.
Shakti: So thats why all of these restaurants have gone bankrupt.
Esther: So thats why you're teaching here, eh?

And today, half the class stayed back to do art cuz we are all totally lagging behind and it was like, really really funny. Nicole, Esther, Shu Wei, Xing Yi, Amanda and Me were like sitting at one table and -we were doing work okay- but we were like, foolin around too... haha...

So Esther was cursing her art work, even though its SUPER nice. So I said "You know, Mrs. Chan is marking it right? So don't paint anything.. Just pass up a drawing-block-sized mirror." Then we were like, imitating Mrs. Chan. Like -"Walau lah..This mirror. Good job lor. I looking so pretty... Esther! Full marks!" etc, etc, etc. Then we realized she was behind us... Maybe she din't hear. (Prayrivprayrivprayriv)

Then Xiao Hui and Sarah joined us and it became even more chaotic. Then, guess who had to come? Mr. Seow and... CHERYL NG. i was like "LOOK!!! ITS THEM!!!" As if on cue, the whole of 2e swivelled their heads around. Not a word was said. They looked at us. We looked at them. Then-

"BRA BRA BRA!!!!"screamed Astrid. Yeah...ANTICLIMAX. and i found out that it was REALLY ms ng who tagged my blog... i thought it was some imposter..

[ps: words in red are NOT crap...put in in for effect... BRA BRA TO YOU TOO, ASTRID.]

Ms. Ng: Oi! Rivali.. So you're blog ah..
Me: WHATT???? IT WAS REALLY YOU??? We all thought it was some imposter....
Ms. Ng: Um, yes.. er-
Sarah: Really ah? oh..we thought it was someone pretending to be you. People do that, you know. Pretend to be teachers.
Esther: I look hot.
Ms. Ng: What?? But I think that its really the teachers.. What if it is?
Me: It isn't... Trust me..
Sarah: Yeah, Rivali's one of those people who do that. We know.
Me: [shrugs and resumes doing artwork.]

Ok, thats all pple!
:P Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Monday, August 28, 2006

4:51 pm

AAAAAARRRGHHHH... Lit test was HORRIBLE. I'm sure gonna fail... But its okay, since I was expecting it... Okay, lets start in order.

Chapel: It was great.. Sarah, Esty, Char, Lala, and Cheryl really put in alot of effort.. But I feel Mrs. ____ was a bit... insensitive. In the middle of the whole thing, she was walking around and suddenly saw Diseased Eyeball on the wall. (FYI: Diseased Eyeball is 2e's class pet, apart from Fungi and Goldilocks. Its a toxic jelly-like thing which sticks onto things. I had stuck in on the wall, and it was looking quite gross there.) So then, she asked Hui Ling what it was, and she pointed to me. So in the middle of chapel, she was like, screaming at me to clean the wall. Quite disrespectful leh.. And then, when Cheryl was like speaking to the class later, as part of the chapel, she told Cheryl "Oi! You got nothing to say, then you sit down lah. Don't drag on. I got something to do." We all felt it was really really mean. And after a while, it stops being funny. People get exasperated and don;t get good impressions, cuz even though you think people like Cheryl will just bounce back, EVERYONE HAS FEELINGS. Surprise of the century.

Ok, I'm not supposed to diss teachers, so I'll stop, but that Mrs. ____ has hurt ALOT of pple's feelings.

Anyway, we got back our Physics test marks. Not only did I pass, I was quite happy with my marks!! :D I was very surprised lor... Anyway, Hui Ling did quite well too, but she wasn't very happy, cuz Mr. Slow (what Xiao and gang call Mrs. Low) minused five marks from some question. So since the test was on light, and mirrors and yadayadayada, she purposely wrote all her questions oppositely, like in a mirror. So, Zoe and I didn't know whether to laugh, or cry, or scold her, or rejoice in her defiance, or blah blah...

Its seriously fun talking to Zoe and Claire... Quite unexpected lah.. In January, I thought Claire was like, a super hardworking, study-obsessed person. And Zoe was the quiet, responsible type (who I never get along with...lol) But then, after I changed places (because the tchrs were complaining abt Amrit and Me sitting together) I sat like, in front of Zoe.. And I found out how nice she was... and moronic... Haha...And I really thank God that I'm sitting in such a nice place in class. Maybe too far away to hear Mrs. Ng when she talks (hehe) but, I've got Daphne <33,>

Life Science-
Rivali: Polyhydroxyalkanoate? AAAARGH! Whats that? Some new way of making us fail in the exams??
Daphne: Yeah.. What a crappy name. What did they do, add in random alphabets?

So, know you know how we REALLY feel about life sciences.

Okay, so I've been talking enough about innocent stuff and all that, so lets shift focus to....ENGLISH LESSON. Yes! Otherwise known as the Time of Chaos and Disorder! Yippee! So, thinking abt English, I remember Friday's Lesson...

Mr. Seow: If you fail in your Oral Exam, i will kick you all.
Cheryl: How about our Comprehension?
Mr. Seow: If you fail in Compre, I will bite you all.
Esther: [gasps and covers her boobs]
Mr. Seow: [agitated] Esther! Put your hands down! I would never do that! Thats very gross okay! Honestly, you girls always think... [mumbles incoherently about how gross we are; clearly in a state of shock.]

So, like today was funny. Hui Ling and Zoe were drawing this picture of this really gross pig with hair and glasses.. (It was not Mr. Seow.) So, then he walked by, and saw the picture. Then he was like "IS THAT ME????" Poor thing.. We all felt very sorry for him.. hahaha..

And Amrit decided to lecture him on his conduct during lessons. She was like "You know, whats wrong with you? One day you come in and say weird stuff, the other day you come with your zipper undone-" Then, Seow thouht she was talking about the present moment, so he like, covered that part.. [refer to my June archives for a detailed version of the day known to 2e as "The Day He Came With His Zipper Undone.] And 2e erupted into a melee of maniacal laughter and screams.

Sarah didn't see wat had happened, so she was like yelling "WHAT?? WHAT HAPPENED??" Then I yelled at her "HE TOUCHED HIS THING!!!!!" and she went "OH MY GOSH!!!!" And everyone was screaming their heads off. Xiao Hui was shouting "RABBIT! YOU ARE A BAD RABBIT!!!!" And Nicole was buzzing like she always does when she laughs [Like a vibrator, according to Esther], and Hui Ling was giggling in that high-pitched way of hers.
People were rolling on the floor, Amrit was surveying the chaotic scene before her in satisfaction, and Esther was like, prattling about the wonders of her boyfriend's body. Claire was trying to study, Zhang was looking horrified. Hui Ting was scaring everyone by laughing like a maniac, and -you know what?- we were having FUN.

The 2e drink.

-One part hardcore alcoholic beverage.
-One part Cranbery Vodka (recommended to us by Mrs. Thomsett)
-One part evil
-One part maniacism
-One part studies
-One part torturing teachers
-One part nonsense
-One part friendship
-One part laughter
-One part love <33333

Mix them all together, and you get a highly delicious drink which can never ever be replicated, will never be forgotten and will always be loved. :]

[ps: This is why half of us 2e gals are die-hard alcoholics.]

Joking, joking!

<3>

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

3:48 pm

Hey guys... Nothing much happened today... Actually, thats how I usually start my posts - "Nothing much hapened today." But then, at the end, I realise the post is super long, and theres NO way anyone is gonna believe that the day waas uneventful. So then I delete the sentence....

Okay..so- Hello people.. ALOT happened today. Yadayadayada.. I bet today's the day i'll find nothing to blog about... Okay, shall stop yakking...

So, today, during recess, Jermaine, Sarah and Me had to go talk to Mr. Seow about something. Then its like, we were standing outside the staffroom door and talking... BAD CHOICE...VERY bad choice... Not only did Jer and Salad make it a point to greet every teacher which passed us (the rate of which was about 1 teacher per 5 seconds), the teachers which passed us were the type 2e likes to gossip about, and most of them were the ones involved with Mr. Seow, if you know what I mean. [wink wink, nudge nudge] Well, according to 2e anyway...

So, i cant remember the order in which they passed us, but I think one of the funniest was Mrs. Nat Lim. She like came out, and we greeted her. Then she spoke to Seow for like- 2 seconds? Then she went off. 5 seconds later, she comes back, yanks open the staffroom door, and yells, "OI! HOW LONG ARE YOU TAKING???" Then like 2 other teachers came out after her, and they were like discussing... was it football? I dunno...my memory's sorta blur..

So THEN came Ms. Cheryl Ng. This one was the funniest. [Yes, fellow morons of 2e, it was Cheryl Ng. Laugh. Laugh EVILLY.] So, the three of us say "Good morning Ms. Ng.." Then, unable to control ourselves, we start laughing hysterically. Seow and Cheryl Ng Share a look of exasperation.

Then, Mr. Seow says "Hel-lo Ms. Ng." Super politely. Then Ms. Ng says "Hey, Mr. Seow."

We laugh.

Then, Ms. Ng says, "Well, Mr. Seow, I won't keep you from you ardent fans."

They look at each other -briefly- before she drifts into the staffroom, both staring wistfully at each other. Then, he turns back to Sarah, Jer, and me, who are looking on eagerly, and asks me "This is going to go on your blog isn't it?"

So, since I don't lie, I say " Yes, of course." And well, here it is. Mwahahaha..

That would have been the end of it if Ms. Ng hadn't come out of the staffroom two minutes later. I mean, the three of us started laughing, and Seow and Ng shared this secret look..

Ms. Ng gave him a "Don't-worry,they-don't-know-a-thing.I'll-meet-you-in-the-evening-after-school-look."

Then Mr. Seow looked at her in a way that said "Yeah-okay-I'll catch-you-later. Love-ya."

Then she smiled and gave him a "I'm-totally-looking-forward-to-meeting-you-later. See-you. And-I'm-pissed-off-because-I-gotta-go-teach-stupid-little-brats-instead-of-being-with-you-darling" look.

Then he gave her a "Okay-me-too-and-you-look-hot-by-the-way" look.

And she looked at him in a seductive-egoistic "Yeah-I-know-I look-good" way.

Then Jer, Sarah and me gave each other a "See-its-true! They-are-going-out-and-we-shall-tell-the-whole-world-look." Then we gave Mr. Seow a "We-shall-find-out-your-secret-one-day. We're-totally-prepared-for-it. I've-gotta-camera-in-my-pocket" look. [Ms. Ng was gone by then.] Then Seow gave us a "One-day-you-shall-pay-and-I-shall-be-the-one-who-makes-you-pay" look. So after that, we looked at him in a way that said "Oh-really?Bring-it-on.We-shall-slaughter-anyone-who-stands-in-our-way."

Then we resumed talking about what we had come for.

Hahaha... [Btw: Everything in red is crap.]

Btw, some of the other teachers who passed us were Mrs. Ng (Meng), Mrs. Thomsett, and some other people.

And later, we were discussing about it, and Sarah, Jer and me realised that we would have just collapsed with laughter if Ms. Ho had walked by..

Bye!

Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Monday, August 21, 2006

8:53 am

Okay, so I haven't been like blogging much lately and Amrit keeps on telling me too... So now i'm in the library.

So anyway, topic of today is Friday's Lit lesson. Now, i'm sure all u people in 2e know how much we all used to dread Literature lessons.. Like, everytime we heard Mrs. Ng's heels clicking and clacking in the corridors, we'd scream and run back to our places? Yeah. So anyway, Mrs. Ng suddenly became like, nice to us. I mean, she's really funny now and I, atleast, look forward to her lessons now.. As in, we're not like, terrified of her anymore.. But Claire is..haha. I don't blame her, cuz there was this one time when Mrs. Ng pretended to beat her up, to let us see how someone beat up Mayella Ewell or something. And we could all see Claire look terrified. So these are some quotes from the Lit lesson 2e had on Friday, 18th of August.

Mrs. Ng related this rather saddening incident to us...

Anonymous Teacher: For the girls to like you, you must be pretty and sweet.
Mrs. Ng: Yeah, I think thats why they hate me.
Anonymous Teacher: Yeah, I think thats why...

Oh well, we felt quite sorry for Meng. She seemed rather sad, though there were a couple of people who were pretty amused. (Me excluded. I just felt saaaad.). I mean, 2e agrees that she's a bit.. insecure? She keeps on calling herself fat and ugly even though she ISN'T. But she's a really good teacher.

Mrs. Ng: You know, everytime Mr, Seow comes back from a lesson with 2e, he's always like, breathless? Like he's so tortured. [Makes fanning motion with hands]
--------
Mrs. Ng: If you screw up and you're a doctor, or lawyer, somebody dies or you have to pay for it. That's why teaching is the best profession! Cuz nobody dies. And five years later when your students realise you didn't teach them well, teachers day is over. You have already gotten the presents! And by that time the students dont care! .
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Mrs. Ng: Stop looking at me with that disdain in your eyes, Sarah.
Sarah: What the-?? But-but-
Mrs. Ng: I know what you're thinking, Sarah. You're thinking, 'WHAT is this stupid fat cow talking about?' Well, moo moo to you too, Sarah.
Sarah: [ears turning red] But- but- I didn't! I-

Ps: It's really hard to believe Sarah would do anything of that sort. Oh well, Mrs. Ng has always picked on her anyway.. :P But its rather funny... hahaha

So that's pretty much our Lit lesson that day, unless u wanna know about Mayella and Bob Ewell and yadayadayada..

So, anyway, I've been typing this post out over a couple of days.. So today's like, Tuesday... Hahahahaha... Btw, do you guys think Mr. Seow and Mrs. Chan are like, crushing on each other?

Evidence

During Values Ed, in the Lecture Theater, 2e caught sight of her play 'slapping' him.
When interrogated about it later, he said that he wanted to go for lunch or something, and she wanted to go later or something. Anyway, that was the reason why.

Then today during English she walked by and he yelled out- "Serena!!!" (very loudly, btw) and ran to talk to her. So ofcourse, us losers in 2e had to shout 'Ooooooohh! Run after her! Chase her! Catch her, etc.' We thought she was gone, but then, suddenly, she poked her head around the door and said "Oi! What lah?!?!" And was totally glaring at us.
So then, she explained something about how he was her 'brother' or something, and it seemed as though he was looking at her wistfully...

[ps: words in red symbolises utter crap made up by 2e]

I don't think they're actually like, u know, going out-going out. But there are people - many people- who think otherwise. And TEACHERS' DAY is coming up. Hmmm.... (evil grin)
Hahaha... I honestly can't wait for the 2e class video to be shown on screen.. I hope the teachers won't get mad though.. We dont (really) mock them. But then again, if they DO get angry, will I get into trouble? Dunno.. I mean, I only helped ------ get some pics..nothin much.. I hope...

And Meera RAJAH! gosh... I shall post the letter she wrote for English here next time.. I mean, She wrote that her name was 'Oglebert Fartworthy' or something... hahaha. And btw, her Report book is seriously funny. Mr. Seow wrote something about 'what a joy she was to teach' .. or something? Then the funniest was art. Her comment from Mr. Ong was 'Please Submit your work.' But apparently, he wrote the wrong comment.. It wasn't supposed to be for her..

Okay, bye!
Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

7:38 pm

Ok pple... Time for quotes!!! For those who dont know, I always write down the funny stuff said in class, so that I can look back and laugh one day. :) And now, I guess i can immortalize it in my blog. :) The first one occured on Monday, 14th of August. I think its one of the only times we tried to bully Mrs. Ng. As expected, it was unsuccessful. :(

Mrs. Ng: 'The black n*gger yonder ruttin' on my Mayella' .. Thats what Bob Ewell said. Now-
Unknown Person(U.P.): Mrs. Ng, what does 'ruttin' mean?
Mrs. Ng: Well, it means to have sexual intercourse, but it is commonly used on animals such as pigs. This shows that Bob Ewell had no respect for Mayella and-
Cheryl: Mrs. Ng, do people have to be naked to have sex? Do they have to take off their clothes?
Mrs. Ng: What in the world were you doing in Sex Ed classes?
Cheryl: Yeah, but-
Mrs. Ng: What do you think? I shall not answer that question. We are here to discuss literature, not talk about sex. I shall not talk about sex.

[But, I'm sure u 2e gals will remember our first Lit lesson of 2006?
Question: Why did Romeo and Juliet get married so quickly?
Mrs. Thomsetts Answer: It was pure love! (dreamily) They loved each other....
Mrs Ng's Answer:Romeo & Juliet got marries cause they wanted to have sex! What is the difference between lust and erotic love and lust? They wanted to have sex, girls, face reality!
Pretty different views huh? I think Mrs. Ng's version is more believable]

Mr. Low: You have to use the locks wheech the school has given youuu..
Amrit: What about my Hello Kitty Lock?
Mr. Low: I..donno....[looks at Amrit blankly]

I miss Mr. Low... I think we all do :(

Mr. Seow: Cheryl, Lianne, are you done? You are? Ok ..then stop talking and disturbing the class. Please entertain yourselves... or entertain each other.
2e: Entertain EACH OTHER??
Cheryl: Are you trying to encourage lesbianism and homosexuality in this school, Mr. Seow?
Mr. Seow: Erm...WHATT?!???!!?
Cheryl: Are you straight Mr. Seow?

Mrs: Chan:[barging in during English] Oi! How about the moon cakes? I mean, I don't care whether you all are the first class in the mooncake-selling competition, just don't be last ok! Just buy some can 'ready lah... Ok, who will confirm buy one?
[About 5 people raise their hands.]
Mr. Seow: How about we make it a rule that everyone buys 5 boxes?
2e: OI! ONE box is $28! You buy lah, Prada-man.
Mrs. Chan: NO LAH!!! SO expensive lah! Walau leh! They go broke, ah! YOU buy! I punch you lah!
2e: GO MRS. CHAN!!! [Claps and cheers. Mrs. Chan looks pleased with herself. Mr. Seow blushes and looks around meekly.]

Ms. Cheah: Girls! Why are you asking me all these questions? (abt her and Mr. Ong) We're supposed to be doing CHEMISTRY!!
Cheryl: Because we love you and care for you, thats why we want to know about you AFFAIRS..
Ms. Cheah: Look... Listen to me.. There is NOTHINGgoing on between Mr. Ong and me, okay? NOTHING, you hear me? NOTHING!
[2e continues asking her questions, paying no heed to what she says :)]

Mr. Low: After the war, I owned this house and only got $47 a month and I had to pay $20 tax so...
2e: Where was the house?
Mr. Low: It was in Geylang and-
2e: GEYLANG??? GEYLANG?!?!?!!??!?? [Giving each other meaningful looks]
Mr. Low: Tsk. Its not where you think it is, uh girls..um...

Meera Rajah: My name is Ali Muttu Mohamed and I sell prata.
[Prank calling Mrs. Thomsett and Su-lyn's party]
Mrs. Thomsett: I'm sorry, but I amnot interested in buying such products.
Meera: [urgently] But-but.. we sell good prata! Big, small, all sizes!
[This goes on for a few minutes until Mrs. Thomsett is heard trying to end the call frantically]

Esther: Mr. Seow, whats your opinion of older women dating younger men?
Rivali(me): Hey, Mr. Seow, whats your opinion of taller women dating shorter men?
Mr. Seow: Why? WHY are you asking me all these questions?
2e: Melly. (Ms. Cheah)
Xiao Hui: Can you hook up with Melly?
Cheryl: Can you go with Melly to the movies? Please?
Mr. Seow: No! No setting up! Do your work!
Cheryl:[Ignoring him] Have you ever gone on a blind date?
[2e continues asking him questions]

Ivfen: Its 1.11 p.m, Mr. Seow.
Mr. Seow: So, am I supposed to go now?
2e: Yeeessss....
Mr. Seow: [Looks at us with a confused look. Then-] No girls, no.

Morons: Nicole's gonna give birth at 12.3o p.m.
Nicole: Yup yup. To Nicham. My second child with David Beckham.
Mr. Seow: Well, its not 12.30 now. Don't stand up yet, Nicole.
2e: What??? Who gives birth standing up??
Sarah: Why are YOU standing up then?
Xiao Hui: Actually, you look quite pregnant lor.
Morons: Whos' the father? Who's the father?

Xiao Hui: So the red in the painting creates a 3d effect and-
Mrs. Chan: Rubbish.
Xiao Hui: Erm.. ok... And the young boy here is looking at the railway track, so its like his life is uncertain and-
Mrs. Chan: Rubbish.
Xiao Hui: Yes, and the firecrackers here show that there is danger, so-
Mrs. Chan: Rubbish, all rubbish. But actually ah, the crap you're giving me is quite good. So carry on...

2e: Happy Birthday! [singing to Mrs. Low]
Mrs. Low: Girls, I know you are trying to get rid of me, but singing weird songs won't make me leave.

And, people, theres SO much more, which I shall continue in some other post.. I was just thinking about all the great times we've had as a class. We should really treasure our time -what? 2 months?- left.. Some of you will be going NJC, some SBC, and we'll all be separated.

Don't spend your time bitching about classmates and teachers. (You all know who you are) And like Sarah said in her post in the 2e blog, don't defame teachers in your blogs. I mean, go ahead, talk about the funny stuff which happens, but dont curse them. You should go read Sarah's post at http://www.2e-xpress.blogspot.com .

I quote Sarah.. "Imagine you are a teacher and one day you stumble upon a blog in which the student talks about how terrible and annoying you are and other such hurtful comments. How would you feel? It would hurt. The student doesn't care that you've read it. It doesn't matter to her one bit. In fact, the next day in school you mention having visited her blog. Yet, that same day you return to her blog only to find more comments about not just you, but many of your colleagues. How would you feel?

Rivali impostered Mr Seow that time telling us not to defame teachers. You know, while it is really un-Mr Seow to do that, I think it's some sort of... visage you know. He cant possible be totally unaffected by our comments. He just doesn't show it. Really, I think in his heart that's what he feels...."

Like I said, Sarah's a super convincing person.... And what she says is true! Don't call them swear words. When you say things like "Mrs. _____ is a b****, you think pple can't tell you're calling that teacher a bitch? They CAN. And it hurts that person.

I removed the Person X post, cuz I realized how hurtful it was.. And I'm sorry for being mean abt Mr. Seow in that post.. I dint mean it. :)

Anyway, think happy thoughts and flabajaba!

Rivali.

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Monday, August 07, 2006

4:05 pm

Hey guyz... Today was quite boring.... I was like reading a book in Maths and Life Sciences (which is probably why I'm doing so baaaadly). Even Daphne was doing Sudoku in some class..

Moron Headline 1: Future Morons 3 is out. Contact me if u want me to email it to u. Future Morons 1 and 2 is also available. :)))

Moron Headline 2: Zoe has become a Moron. She has proved herself by yelling comments to teachers during class, and participating in the mass 'Torture the Teacher' sessions with gusto. ROCK ON ZOE!!

Today, we gave made Mr. Seow do another quiz, which we got from blogthings.com.

We basically asked him about some people he knew and forced him to pick the colour or things which fit them the best. Of course, we had given him a limited number of people to choose from. They were - Mr. David Loh, Mrs. Gina Thomsett, Mrs. Serena Chan, Ms. Ho Wai Mun, Baby(Mr. Seow's Chihuahua), Mrs. Ng Mui Eng, Sec. 2e (my class <33)>

Person who reminds you of the colour Yellow: Ms. Ho
Person who reminds you of the colour Orange: Mrs. Thomsett
Person who reminds you of the colour Red: Mr. Loh
Person who reminds you of the colour White: Baby
Person who reminds you of the colour Green: Mrs. Chan
Person who reminds you of Chocolate: Mrs. Ng
Person who reminds you of Vanilla: Sec 2e
Person who reminds you of a Saltine Cracker: 4B3
Person who reminds you of a Meat Snack: Ms. Cheah

[He didn't know Ms. Cheah and 4B3, so he filled their names into the remaining blanks.]

And the results were -

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Baby is Mr. Seow's soulmate.

Mr. Seow truly loves Mr. Loh.

Mr. Seow considers Mrs. Thomsett his true friend.

Mr. Seow knows that Ms. Ho is always thinking of him.

Mr. Seow will remember Mrs. Chan for the rest of his life.

Mr. Seow secretly thinks Mrs. Ng is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

Mr. Seow secretly thinks that Sec. 2e is colorful, impulsive, and total risk takers.

Mr. Seow secretly thinks that Ms. Cheah is loyal and trustworthy to him. And that Ms. Cheah changes lovers faster than underwear.

Mr. Seow secretly thinks 4B3 is shy and nonconfrontational. And that 4B3 has a hidden internet romance.

What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoyoureallythinkofyourfriendsquiz/">What Do You Think of Your Friends?

Haahahaha.... then, Esther, Hui Ting and Me were almost reading out the test results to the class and Mr. Seow, when Mrs. Ng suddenly came in. And I just burst out laughing. Hui Ting laughed so much, she tripped, but she still kept on pointing at Mrs Ng and laughing... Poor Mrs. Ng just looked at us, and she and Mr. Seow exchanged this 'What did we do to deserve this' look... Hahaha...

Thats all for now,
Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Friday, August 04, 2006

5:28 pm

Hello people... Nothing much happened in school today....

Maths: Dozed off.
History: Bullied Mr. Seow.
Art: I passed up my art hw for one of the first times in my life! (clap people)
English: Tortured Mr. Seow
Literature: Was too scared of Mrs Ng to bully her, so I TOOK NOTES!! (Clap again)
Values Ed: Mrs Chan actually made an effort to conduct a proper VE lesson! We all were like "What happened to her 'Values Ed is rubbish policy??" And she and Mr. Seow BOTH sat on the teacher's table and flirted with each other. (according to everyone). Seow sat on the desk with like one leg folded and Chan sat in her usual pose. Then they were like talking and laughing and their noses were almost touching.... We were all like "Awww... so sweet."

Ps: I think they were just talking normally.

So, now I guess I'm gonna talk about what happened LAST monday, 23rd of July.

That Day...

So my class, 2e, was supposed to sit on the 1st floor, right at the quadrangle, which was really great, cuz that meant we didn't have to stand the whole time on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th floors.. So, anyway, we were gonna sit on the steps there, but Mrs. Thomsett (our last yr's form teacher) was like "Excuse me, the steps are reserved for my class and the other sec ones." I mean, who cares who the stupid steps are reserved for?
And she was like, totally glaring at Mrs. Chan and us. So then, Mrs. Chan said "What lah? You expect my class to sit on the grass issit???" We were like all cheering for Mrs. Chan. But I think that both she and Mrs. Thomsett were great form teachers. Dunno abt the others, but I really loved sec one and luv Sec 2. :) <33

Anyway, then we had to sit on the floor outside the canteen behind the grass AND behind the sec ones.. So, the prefects of 2e decided to do something, since no one could ese anything, except for the three beanstalks of 2e, Xing Yi, Hui Ling and Esther.... The prefects went and asked some teachers if we could move to the steps on the flagpole side, since no one was sitting there. They said no, but we moved there anyway....haha... And directly opposite us, on the other side of the quadragle, were pple like Ms. Kon, Thomsett, and a couple of other teachers.Then Mrs. Chan and another teacher came and sat next to us supportively.. So, the dances and all that started, and there was this chinese dance put on by the pri schoolers... It was a total slutdance and we heard Mrs Chan say "Walau.. Thank goodness my daughter's not in this one leh."

And it was getting pretty hot, and the sun began shining onto our faces after a while.. There were a couple of photographers, and that included Mr. Ong. (Kifo)So he was wearing this light-coloured t-shirt, and after a while, it got quite transparent cuz he was sweating so much. This resulted in many girls in my class watching him rather than watching the performance.. Admittedly, the performance was quite boring compared to him lor... hahahahahaha.....

So, after a while, the bimbotic girls of 2e decided that the sun was too hot, and decided to move away from the sun so we wouldn't get too tanned. So we moved to the opposite side of the quadrangle, and sat on the railings there, right behind Ms. Kon and our dear Mrs Thomsett. Hui Ling swears she was glaring at us like hell. So we were like walking around and talking, right behind Ms. Kon.. But, I mean, all of us were sitting on the railings, so it was really painful. So, to prevent our asses from getting hurt, we decided to walk.And to prevent people from thinking we were retards who walk for no reason, we talked. :)

Yeah, so thats pretty much it. I think for my next post, I'll like post all the quotes.. There are so many accumulating..... Hahaha,

Rivali

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

10:42 pm

Hey... I was bored and had nothing to do..haha...

You Should Be Fashion Designer

Although you're offbeat and artistic, you have a good eye for trendsYou can figure out new incredible clothes to create... that will sell well!

What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Pretty cool..since tts wat i wanna be..haha

Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2

"Sky falls, you feel likeIt's a beautiful dayDon't let it get away"
You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments.And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too.

What's" Your Theme Song?

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

What Temperment Are You?

You Are 40% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Your Monster Profile

Twisted Cannibal
You Feast On: Armadillos
You Lurk Around In: Las Vegas
You Especially Like to Torment: Crybabies

What's" Your Monster Name?

Thats nice...Twisted CANNIBAL

Your Ideal Pet is a Cat

You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!

What's" Your Ideal Pet?

Miaow!

You Are a Chimera

You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

YShe laughed. And laughed. And laughed yet again.;;